Cowboys vs Bills: Turkey Day Edition

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

At this point, Garrett's only hope is a younger, less experienced mediocre QB coach to come in and take over as OC. Good fucking planning. Moore is a faker

[Drew 2,331]

the play call was a throw into the end zone.  even a replacement level quarterback could have read the defense and thrown for the score.  dak checked down to the flat on 4th and goal from the six because he sucks at his position. 

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You’re Shtick is tired and old. Zeke was the throw all the way.

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

3 possession game now with 8 minutes to go

[Surly Bevo 24,706]

They went for it on 4th there because Jason is a gaping pussy yes-man and he has heard all the talk of what a pussy he was for not going for it last week.  He's not actually coaching, he's just executing based on flavor of the moment sentiment and feedback.   A real coach would have realized that FG would have put brought them within 2 scores.

He needs to be fired tonight.  Jerry sucks though so he won't replace him well.  

[futureman 22,419]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

If Jerry doesn’t fire Garrett after this game I’m done this season.

adios, pussy.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

This is why you take the fucking field goal and the points. What a dumbass this Garrett is, cant do simple fucking math. This is now a 3 score game and not to mention the momentum loss associated with that dumb fucking 4th down call. What an idiot. 

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Lmao. 7 minute 86 yard drive. Fuck this shit.

[Jive Turkey 12,570]

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Can we just hire Romo? 

Aikman would take the GM job. If Jerry gave him complete autonomy.  But Jerry won’t do that. So Troy ain’t coming. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I wish I could quit Texas Football as easily as I quit Cowboy football 25 years ago.

 I just enjoy watching the futility.

Same here. Never have like the way Jerry does things. If they win, cool, if not, thats cool to and I'm gonna tune in to the post game 

[Surly Bevo 24,706]

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Jason knows it’s over. You can see it in the blank look on his face. 

So you're saying he knew it was over 9 years ago?

[futureman 22,419]

Just now, Drew said:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You’re Shtick is tired and old. Zeke was the throw all the way.

sorry, pal.  it was a check down. 

[NAVY 6,739]

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Jason knows it’s over. You can see it in the blank look on his face. 

How is that look different than his normal look ? 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao. 7 minute 86 yard drive. Fuck this shit.

I had cowboys and the under. More on the under, so overall, not the worst result lol 

[Deej 76,587]

Your 2019 Jason Garrett's, ladies and gentlemen. 

['stache 21,778]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You’re Shtick is tired and old. Zeke was the throw all the way.

Stop. Feeding. The. Troll.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

Watching this Josh Allen dude herp derp down the field is infuriating. Bills would get fukcing massacred by a halfway decent team. 

['stache 21,778]

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

How is that look different than his normal look ? 

This. He’s looked like that for the last 5 years.

[michaelpshayes 417]

and the defense with fiery Kris Richard and the great Marinelli is getting shredded up and down the field by ...Josh Allen.... lolololo

[Junior Miller 1,502]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

sorry, pal.  it was a check down. 

Can it be a check down when the QB throws it immediately on the 3rd step without ever checking any other routes? 

Football for dummies handbook should have told you no. 

[markstanco 12,525]

Fuck this coach. Switching over to the egg bowl in a second.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

And we killed Cooper for some reason.

[Surly Bevo 24,706]

Welp...

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Giving Dak a huge contract would be a bigger mistake than giving Zeke his.  He’s just not the guy and definitely does not deserve max money.  

[Jive Turkey 12,570]

 

[RPM 26,237]

Coop's patella just got shattered

[Horn80 6,075]

What a shit show.  Hope you choke on your  turkey Jerrah.

Edited November 29, 2019 by Horn80

[Zavala 1,384]

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Cooper season is done

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

4 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

and the defense with fiery Kris Richard and the great Marinelli is getting shredded up and down the field by ...Josh Allen.... lolololo

Starting to give up on the D. Fuck.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

If nothing else, can I get another/better shot of Josh Allen’s mom?

 

 

[NAVY 6,739]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

 

That man shouldn’t even be allowed to play with model trains. Yet here we are 

['stache 21,778]

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Giving Dak a huge contract would be a bigger mistake than giving Zeke his.  He’s just not the guy and definitely does not deserve max money.  

He’s not the problem, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, because Garrett (ie the problem) apparently cannot be fired.

[NAVY 6,739]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

If nothing else, can I get another/better shot of Josh Allen’s mom?

 

 

I love me some MILF 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cooper season is done

Garrett's fukcing done. Thank fucking God. 

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Elliott actually wide open on that.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

He’s not the problem, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, because Garrett (ie the problem) apparently cannot be fired.

He’s not the problem, but he’s also not the guy. He’ll never sniff a super bowl.

Edited November 29, 2019 by BigVegasHorn26

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

When did Witten’s hands turn to shit.  How many passes has he dropped in the last few weeks?

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Nice long developing play on 4th and 4. Good call.

[LTtxfan 49,009]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cooper season is done

[Horn80 6,075]

Ginger ball.  I’m done.  Shit show.

Edited November 29, 2019 by Horn80

[NAVY 6,739]

Ho lee chit

som ting Wong 

[RPM 26,237]

[Jive Turkey 12,570]

Stop clapping you worthless fuck. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

He’s not the problem, but he’s also not the guy. He’ll never sniff a super bowl.

I take that back.  He’s definitely a part of the problem.  

[Drew 2,331]

Before y’all trip he had to make play. So yes he held onto the ball trying to make a play.

[RPM 26,237]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Nice long developing play on 4th and 4. Good call.

That play works perfectly on blue turf.

[TexasMan 10,786]

Lmao he's still clapping 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

This fucking crowd needs to start chanting "fire Garrett" and booing the shit out of this team right fucking now. Make it 100% obvious to fucking arky redneck piece of shit Jones this fucking shit needs to happen now. 

[NAVY 6,739]

Can’t stop the clap 

[LTtxfan 49,009]

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

When did Witten’s hands turn to shit.  How many passes has he dropped in the last few weeks?