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1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I would say we're through the looking glass now, but we've been there and back again a few times. Neato, gang. Terrific. 

My Qanon-loving in-law called this morning, asking if the family in Austin were planning anything for Thanksgiving.  That's a big "FUCK NO" to somebody who lives with her bf in an SUV, travels around the state, and refuses to wear a mask.  

She made a flippant comment about we are all probably upset that Biden lost and Trump won, and I pointed out that he'd have to start winning court cases and getting a shit-ton of votes thrown out.  She then said "What, President Trump has been saying he won, and I believe him over the liberal media."  I pointed out that he hasn't won any cases that could help him, she said they just haven't gone to the "right courts", and I told her after 28 losses, there are no "right courts" for him.

Quick backstory:  She also does not believe in vaccines, and basically thinks they are the tool of the devil, or autism, or whatever.

Her: "Well, President Trump isn't going to lie about winning the election, it's the liberals and the media that are lying."

Me: "President Trump says the vaccines for covid are coming, and they are safe and effective, and since he doesn't lie, I assume you will be first in line when they are available to the public!"

Her: "I need to go."

So yeah, if you know of somebody with a qanon streak, that believes what Trump is saying, ask them if they are going to line up for the vaccines since he says they are safe and effective.

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sometimes I wonder if having a fuck ton of these people committed, publicly, might deter others from going down these rabbit holes. Sure, it would fan the flames of many...but I wonder if the scales would balance out in favor of public benefit. 

Well, being that they're ramping up both their murders and suicides, the problem is partially solving itself.

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38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sometimes I wonder if having a fuck ton of these people committed, publicly, might deter others from going down these rabbit holes. Sure, it would fan the flames of many...but I wonder if the scales would balance out in favor of public benefit. 

as long as they roll up in unmarked vans with dudes in suits wearing sunglasses.   oh and ear pieces.  that should put to rest any further conspiracy.  

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lol, i forgot the funniest part, but in my defense i did not think it cold get much crazier.  But it seems like the 'assumption' mind you, is that this is a CIA op that was raided by the US government.  Then let's skip a few posts down shall we with more on the exciting opportunities afforded by a career in the CIA.  you could become a MSM news anchor!!

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ALL of these chuckleheads have fucking agtags.  Which is stunning/not stunning.

I only Surly.  Do other longhorn boards have legit Q threads?  

 

 

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9 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

as long as they roll up in unmarked vans with dudes in suits wearing sunglasses.   oh and ear pieces.  that should put to rest any further conspiracy.  

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lol, i forgot the funniest part, but in my defense i did not think it cold get much crazier.  But it seems like the 'assumption' mind you, is that this is a CIA op that was raided by the US government.  Then let's skip a few posts down shall we with more on the exciting opportunities afforded by a career in the CIA.  you could become a MSM news anchor!!

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ALL of these chuckleheads have fucking agtags.  Which is stunning/not stunning.

I only Surly.  Do other longhorn boards have legit Q threads?  

 

 

These people should not be in society.

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1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

I just can't give this opium up.  It's like they are sooooo close to seeing how unbelievable this is

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Almost like it came from a movie.. LOL

 

... from texaggy Q thread

You know, when you look to your left, and look to your right, and all you see is conspiracy theories, then perhaps you are the conspiracy theory?

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56 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

ALL of these chuckleheads have fucking agtags.  Which is stunning/not stunning.

I only Surly.  Do other longhorn boards have legit Q threads?  

What's stunning is this is basically the flagship sports board for aggy athletics, and the TexAgs ownership/admins are encouraging these dumbfucks.    Texas A&M athletics are associated with these fucking Qanon nuts, who have yet to secure a victory in the past three years.

If other Longhorn boards have them, it's probably a bunch of aggy socks.  

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56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  The fucking CIA is actively conspiring against the USA, through a covert, global operation that.....fuck, it's just so fucking nuts.  What the fucking goatfuck is fucking wrong with these fuckheads?

They're aggy?

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58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  The fucking CIA is actively conspiring against the USA, through a covert, global operation that.....fuck, it's just so fucking nuts.  What the fucking goatfuck is fucking wrong with these fuckheads?

That is the type of thing I have been fascinated with as I have been subjecting myself to their politics board.  Some of the most retarded shit imaginable is WIDELY accepted by almost all of them.

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What's stunning is this is basically the flagship sports board for aggy athletics, and the TexAgs ownership/admins are encouraging these dumbfucks.    Texas A&M athletics are associated with these fucking Qanon nuts, who have yet to secure a victory in the past three years.

If other Longhorn boards have them, it's probably a bunch of aggy socks.  

They make money off of it, so they're not going to kick them off their sports board. I've skimmed the Q thread in the past. I think some of them are older guys that have the time to get sucked in to the theories. I can see the appeal. Longhorns have been telling someone they're stupid since way back when and now, "look, you don't know nuthin. The CIA is running the MSM and are in cahoots with Bill Gates, George Soros, and the Marxist Easter Bunny and they have a vast vast network of pedophiles that lure and then kidnap children. If you're so smart libtard Longhorn, why can't you see Trump wants to expose all that?" The conspiracy theories feed the need and whitewash the shame.

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7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Marjorie Greene may enjoy her time in the spotlight as (Q)ueen, but the twitter takes on her tweets would be amusing if she wasn't an elected official.

 

Damn. Hard to believe someone so naive would be a *checks notes* Q Anon enthusiast.

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8 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Marjorie Greene may enjoy her time in the spotlight as (Q)ueen, but the twitter takes on her tweets would be amusing if she wasn't an elected official.

 

LOL.  A 17 year old is pretty much constantly looking for porn and in this day and age, come on. It’s free everywhere!  Gone are the days of watching blurry Cinemax and waiting for a single picture to download on your 56mbps dial up connection. Or for you old fucks, the Sears catalog. 

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23 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

The fucking CIA is actively conspiring against the USA, through a covert, global operation that

Involves installing LIBERALS (I know but Q doesn’t) into the executive branch. I mean I would almost believe in the JFK Jr being 

a) alive and

b) a Republican 

over the cia scheming to install dems

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On 11/20/2020 at 2:53 PM, gyroprotagonist said:

as long as they roll up in unmarked vans with dudes in suits wearing sunglasses.   oh and ear pieces.  that should put to rest any further conspiracy.  

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lol, i forgot the funniest part, but in my defense i did not think it cold get much crazier.  But it seems like the 'assumption' mind you, is that this is a CIA op that was raided by the US government.  Then let's skip a few posts down shall we with more on the exciting opportunities afforded by a career in the CIA.  you could become a MSM news anchor!!

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ALL of these chuckleheads have fucking agtags.  Which is stunning/not stunning.

I only Surly.  Do other longhorn boards have legit Q threads?  

 

 

Orangebloods does and is sadly a lot like texags. 

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37 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Orangebloods does and is sadly a lot like texags. 

The IT politics board leans very heavily that way too.  Though I’m not sure theirs is so much Q as it is a bunch of guys who think Rittenhouse is a hero, and are like ‘ Hey this is America, Why can’t we go around saying ni***r anymore?’

There is no point in discussing anything with a group of people who think the killings of George Floyd & Laquan McDonald were justified.

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18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

LOL.  A 17 year old is pretty much constantly looking for porn and in this day and age, come on. It’s free everywhere!  Gone are the days of watching blurry Cinemax and waiting for a single picture to download on your 56mbps dial up connection. Or for you old fucks, the Sears catalog. 

Porn has been freely obtainable by the ton about as long as dialup connections have existed. I'll never forget my first week on AOL when I was 13 or 14.

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LOL.  A 17 year old is pretty much constantly looking for porn and in this day and age, come on. It’s free everywhere!  Gone are the days of watching blurry Cinemax and waiting for a single picture to download on your 56mbps dial up connection. Or for you old fucks, the Sears catalog. 

You forgot Glamour.

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7 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

lulz

this is texaggy take on Sidney getting fired

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Trump must be the Manchurian Hamburgian Candidate 

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There were some 'trolls' coming over to th Q thread for the first time in a while to poke fun

 

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8 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

lulz

this is texaggy take on Sidney getting fired

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Trump must be the Manchurian Hamburgian Candidate 

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There were some 'trolls' coming over to th Q thread for the first time in a while to poke fun

 

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I have to admit that "If she doesn't work for Trump, she must be working for someone or something bigger than Trump" is some fucking unassailable logic. You win this round, Q. 

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On 11/22/2020 at 1:02 PM, MissingInAction said:

A friend of mine has a 15 year old son and she complains about her lotion always disappearing. 

Told her to buy him his own.

 

Truth.  My son is 15 and the consumption rate of hair conditioner seems suspiciously high. 

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11 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

lulz

this is texaggy take on Sidney getting fired

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Trump must be the Manchurian Hamburgian Candidate 

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There were some 'trolls' coming over to th Q thread for the first time in a while to poke fun

 

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Here's the other thing that just blows my mind.  The "wicked cabal and sons of satan that are attempting to coup the whole earth."  The Q nuts don't realize that those people are just.....people.  I'm not particularly "connected," but through age, career, and happenstance, I know people who I'm confident Q would consider as central parts of "the cabal."  Folks who have directed large policy initiatives, including some dicey foreign policies, people who have been the right hand (on some issue or another) of powerful men, including the incoming president, people who handle large policy initiatives on the state level, etc.  I even take vacations with some of them.

No baby blood is consumed.  They like tacos.  We laugh about our kids.  They're just freaking people.  They're not monsters.  They grew up just like most of us, managed to end up in the positions they're in, and they do their work.

If the Q nuts could spend a week at the beach with some of these people, they'd realize that they aren't sinister, don't have a sinister agenda, don't participate in secret rites, or any of that shit.  Maybe some of them have a policy approach that you disagree with, that happens.  But they aren't monsters.

It's kind of like how integrating the military broke a lot (not all, but a lot) of racist brains.  Racist white guy never associated with black guys, so he was racist as hell.  Then he went into combat, and shared a foxhole with a black guy -- and they had to cover each other's ass.  And along the way, white guy figured out that black guy was an ok dude, and wasn't as different as he thought he'd be.  White guy comes home, and looks at black people differently, because they are now a known quantity, and not a caricature that he can paint with a racist brush.

These Q morons need to -- ironically -- wake up, and actually spend time among the people they think are a satanic army drinking blood and raping children.  They aren't.  And over time, the Qs won't be able to reconcile reality with their nutbar fantasy world.

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's the other thing that just blows my mind.  The "wicked cabal and sons of satan that are attempting to coup the whole earth."  The Q nuts don't realize that those people are just.....people.  I'm not particularly "connected," but through age, career, and happenstance, I know people who I'm confident Q would consider as central parts of "the cabal."  Folks who have directed large policy initiatives, including some dicey foreign policies, people who have been the right hand (on some issue or another) of powerful men, including the incoming president, people who handle large policy initiatives on the state level, etc.  I even take vacations with some of them.

No baby blood is consumed.  They like tacos.  We laugh about our kids.  They're just freaking people.  They're not monsters.  They grew up just like most of us, managed to end up in the positions they're in, and they do their work.

If the Q nuts could spend a week at the beach with some of these people, they'd realize that they aren't sinister, don't have a sinister agenda, don't participate in secret rites, or any of that shit.  Maybe some of them have a policy approach that you disagree with, that happens.  But they aren't monsters.

It's kind of like how integrating the military broke a lot (not all, but a lot) of racist brains.  Racist white guy never associated with black guys, so he was racist as hell.  Then he went into combat, and shared a foxhole with a black guy -- and they had to cover each other's ass.  And along the way, white guy figured out that black guy was an ok dude, and wasn't as different as he thought he'd be.  White guy comes home, and looks at black people differently, because they are now a known quantity, and not a caricature that he can paint with a racist brush.

These Q morons need to -- ironically -- wake up, and actually spend time among the people they think are a satanic army drinking blood and raping children.  They aren't.  And over time, the Qs won't be able to reconcile reality with their nutbar fantasy world.

I mean, that’s the answer to almost every prejudice, but most people never will have that experience. Especially when they can just stay behind a screen forever. 

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's the other thing that just blows my mind.  The "wicked cabal and sons of satan that are attempting to coup the whole earth."  The Q nuts don't realize that those people are just.....people.  I'm not particularly "connected," but through age, career, and happenstance, I know people who I'm confident Q would consider as central parts of "the cabal."  Folks who have directed large policy initiatives, including some dicey foreign policies, people who have been the right hand (on some issue or another) of powerful men, including the incoming president, people who handle large policy initiatives on the state level, etc.  I even take vacations with some of them.

No baby blood is consumed.  They like tacos.  We laugh about our kids.  They're just freaking people.  They're not monsters.  They grew up just like most of us, managed to end up in the positions they're in, and they do their work.

If the Q nuts could spend a week at the beach with some of these people, they'd realize that they aren't sinister, don't have a sinister agenda, don't participate in secret rites, or any of that shit.  Maybe some of them have a policy approach that you disagree with, that happens.  But they aren't monsters.

It's kind of like how integrating the military broke a lot (not all, but a lot) of racist brains.  Racist white guy never associated with black guys, so he was racist as hell.  Then he went into combat, and shared a foxhole with a black guy -- and they had to cover each other's ass.  And along the way, white guy figured out that black guy was an ok dude, and wasn't as different as he thought he'd be.  White guy comes home, and looks at black people differently, because they are now a known quantity, and not a caricature that he can paint with a racist brush.

These Q morons need to -- ironically -- wake up, and actually spend time among the people they think are a satanic army drinking blood and raping children.  They aren't.  And over time, the Qs won't be able to reconcile reality with their nutbar fantasy world.

That's just what a blood sucking baby killer would say...

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