The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory

[High Plains Drifter 11092]

 

Y'all remember this nut from Alpine:

 

 

Well, seems he is finding out:

 

https://www.cbs7.com/2021/02/06/first-on-cbs7-fbi-raids-home-of-alpine-man-who-took-part-in-capitol-riot/

 

 

[Beau Vine 55072]

^^^^

I looked up his house on Google Maps, trying to figure out what that thing behind it is, and he's, uh... done some work on the place since the GM cam came around last...

I mean, who wants big trees in Alpine?

[Goredho 17526]

11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, now I’m going to have nightmares.

That’s what I get for scrolling Twitter in bed.



I mean, WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKK?

Why the fuck is Steve Bannon terrorizing those three cry-babies?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5141]

Yeah growing up in a small town, you had to go to church if you were in business. People wanted to know what kind of God you worshipped I guess.  I was First Baptist church had a gym with a basketball court.  And it wasn't the first time, even with that guy, but also did trade blowjobs with a friend in the baptismal of that church once.  

As soon as I figured out I wouldn't ever have to go to church again to be successful in business because I'd left the small town, I have only entered churches for weddings and funerals, with a couple of exceptions like visiting a cathedral in Europe to see the opulence.

[TexasEd 8163]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

^^^^

I looked up his house on Google Maps, trying to figure out what that thing behind it is, and he's, uh... done some work on the place since the GM cam came around last...

I mean, who wants big trees in Alpine?

looks like they widened the street and he has a smaller yard now.

[ROFL BOX 6650]

Does that dude have a rather large sniper tower behind the house?

[Beau Vine 55072]

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Does that dude have a rather large sniper tower behind the house?

It does have a spiral staircase, so perhaps it's a coyote lair?

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Well, now I’m going to have nightmares.

That’s what I get for scrolling Twitter in bed.



I mean, WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKK?

looks ‘shopped...

[atomheartbevo 90150]

4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Does that dude have a rather large sniper tower behind the house?

I figured it was just a cheapass upstairs deck he tried to add to his fancy Alpine house.  Made out of an 18-wheeler trailer or something.

[Upgrayedd 5830]

13 hours ago, TexasEd said:

looks like they widened the street and he has a smaller yard now.

And they put the house on a corner lot.  A lot of work.

Doesn't look very alpiney. 

[Beau Vine 55072]

4 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

And they put the house on a corner lot.  A lot of work.

Doesn't look very alpiney. 

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[High Plains Drifter 11092]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I figured it was just a cheapass upstairs deck he tried to add to his fancy Alpine house.  Made out of an 18-wheeler trailer or something.

 

I think its a deck for night sky viewing. My neighbor has something that looks like that, and he lays up there at night on a flat lawn chair. The sides are for blocking light pollution.

 

Also, the picture I posted must be new, because I saw another that was the same house, but he had spray painted "Stop the Steal" and a bunch of Q anon shit on the house. That appears to have been painted over and replaced by actual signs and posters. There is a large poster that you can't see in that pic that says "Make China Great Again".

 

[High Plains Drifter 11092]

20 hours ago, TexasEd said:

looks like they widened the street and he has a smaller yard now.

 

I think its just the angle of the two pics. Same house, trees gone, added fence, added cray.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21349]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I think its just the angle of the two pics. Same house, trees gone, added fence, added cray.

 

Cutting down beautiful old trees to put up a fence.  
trey trumpkin 

[High Plains Drifter 11092]

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cutting down beautiful old trees to put up a fence.  
trey trumpkin 

 

 

Those trees are on the south side of the house, so they provided some nice shade in the summer.

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11092]

 

I was looking on the internet about this nut and found the website of the local paper. Check out the headline on the lead story:

 

https://www.alpineavalanche.com/

 

[Biff Tannen 45791]

50 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was looking on the internet about this nut and found the website of the local paper. Check out the headline on the lead story:

 

https://www.alpineavalanche.com/

 

That's actually somewhat surprising.  Alpine feels like a little Austin.

[ROFL BOX 6650]

I'm gonna go with sniper tower.

[Beau Vine 55072]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's actually somewhat surprising.  Alpine feels like a little Austin.

Lol, no.  Trump won Brewster County.

 

[Biff Tannen 45791]

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Lol, no.  Trump won Brewster County.

 

Didn't say it was.  Said it feels like it.  I love Alpine.  Doesn't feel like a trumpkin-ville, even if it is.

[Gatorubet 30441]

That's actually somewhat surprising.  Alpine feels like a little Austin.

I am so sick of these fucking traitorous shit-heads calling themselves “Patriots” , much less a lazy press parroting it.

[Underdog 28894]

Wait...  someone traded blowjobs at a church?  Holy shit. 

[Guest Lobo]

If you trade blowjobs at a church, it's holy...but it shouldn't involve shit.  I mean, unless that's what you're into.  No judging, safe space man.  

[Born to Run 6591]

Didn't say it was.  Said it feels like it.  I love Alpine.  Doesn't feel like a trumpkin-ville, even if it is.

Agree. Was out there for Thanksgiving. Most places were strict about masks, but that whole area is a magnet for contrarions, libertarians also socially odd people. Real weird but fun mix of preppers, hikers, gun nutters, geology buffs, dweebs, tweekers, greasers and what have you

[Born to Run 6591]

Wait...  someone traded blowjobs at a church?  Holy shit. 

You really got to have trust for reciprocity in that situation regardless of sexual preference. Zzzz

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wait...  someone traded blowjobs at a church?  Holy shit. 

You really got to have trust for reciprocity in that situation regardless of sexual preference. Zzzz

That's why my Church preaches the Book of Reciprocity, Chapter 6, Verse 9.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

9 hours ago, Born to Run said:

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Didn't say it was.  Said it feels like it.  I love Alpine.  Doesn't feel like a trumpkin-ville, even if it is.

Agree. Was out there for Thanksgiving. Most places were strict about masks, but that whole area is a magnet for contrarions, libertarians also socially odd people. Real weird but fun mix of preppers, hikers, gun nutters, geology buffs, dweebs, tweekers, greasers and what have you

A couple of years ago there were a few stickers around town that said "Austin may be weird, but we are out there."

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

And the lady who runs the bookstore there moved from Houston because she loves desert plants. She is the first and maybe last native Texan I'll ever meet who said she would fight tooth and nail to stop HEB from coming to town. She is happy with their shitty and expensive off-brand local grocery, thank you very much. 

[TexasEd 8163]

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Didn't say it was.  Said it feels like it.  I love Alpine.  Doesn't feel like a trumpkin-ville, even if it is.

Agree. Was out there for Thanksgiving. Most places were strict about masks, but that whole area is a magnet for contrarions, libertarians also socially odd people. Real weird but fun mix of preppers, hikers, gun nutters, geology buffs, dweebs, tweekers, greasers and what have you

 

[Francisco 2.0 32442]

 

 

[Irieguy 1059]

On 2/12/2021 at 7:38 PM, Underdog said:

Wait...  someone traded blowjobs at a church?  Holy shit. 

Don’t worry. No money lending was involved. Straight barter. 

[Gatorubet 30441]

Don’t worry. No money lending was involved. Straight barter. 

If he has Peyronies Disease, is it still a straight barter?

[Lurch 5942]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Witch wants more information on the baby eating events. 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Just here to add to the Alpine love. Got the avatar to prove it.

[Horn Dog 10067]

I just spoke with Q.  Its all true.  Biden is dead, and Trump is still president.  In fact Biden IS Trump pretending to be Biden which is how he is still president!   Tell all your Trumpkin friends and relatives.  They must honor Trump, by honoring Biden...who is Trump!  This is the way.

[DDD Dad 14438]

I just spoke with Q.  Its all true.  Biden is dead, and Trump is still president.  In fact Biden IS Trump pretending to be Biden which is how he is still president!   Tell all your Trumpkin friends and relatives.  They must honor Trump, by honoring Biden...who is Trump!  This is the way.

[Biff Tannen 45791]

I don't necessarily suggest it, but if anyone wants to see the pre-Q social media freaks in action, check out the Cecil Hotel documentary on Netflix.  It's infuriating, yet enlightening(?) on how it came about.  There are just a fuck ton of people with ZERO critical thinking skills that have nothing better to do than spend their lives on social media searching for conspiracy theories that don't exist.  

[Guadaloopy 11078]

39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't necessarily suggest it, but if anyone wants to see the pre-Q social media freaks in action, check out the Cecil Hotel documentary on Netflix.  It's infuriating, yet enlightening(?) on how it came about.  There are just a fuck ton of people with ZERO critical thinking skills that have nothing better to do than spend their lives on social media searching for conspiracy theories that don't exist.  

Also a common thread with the “Free Britney” crowd in the Framing Britney Spears doc.  It’s epidemic.  

[Biff Tannen 45791]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

It will all be uncovered when “Joe Biden” does a weird Von Erich iron claw type move where he runs his palm across Melania’s face and she recognizes the smell of KFC and the delicate touch of abnormally tiny fingers on her sinuses.

I just did a full body shiver. 

[Matuka 1315]

Rush died on the 17th.  The storm is upon us!!

**Activate Q**

[Pancho 45586]

 

[NAVY 6868]

Has this freeze been blamed on Chinese weather make’n machines yet? 

[Foosters 17981]

51 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Has this freeze been blamed on Chinese weather make’n machines yet? 

 

[Brisketexan 105793]

 

I’m sorry....at this point, I think that the extinction of the United States and every one in it would be a net improvement for the globe. The volume and degree of cultivated and proud stupidity/insanity here is overwhelming the system.

[Beau Vine 55072]

Why are the names blocked?

 

[Biff Tannen 45791]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Well that’s normal

[Biff Tannen 45791]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Why are the names blocked?

 

This. 

[atomheartbevo 90150]

On 2/16/2021 at 7:39 PM, Horn Dog said:

I just spoke with Q.  Its all true.  Biden is dead, and Trump is still president.  In fact Biden IS Trump pretending to be Biden which is how he is still president!   Tell all your Trumpkin friends and relatives.  They must honor Trump, by honoring Biden...who is Trump!  This is the way.

So Trust The Plan?

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Why are the names blocked?

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This. 

1234.

A shitload of these people spout this nonsense because they get little pushback.  They get ignored by relatives/friends on social media, and they take that silence as acceptance.  They go online and in echo chambers where they reinforce each other's beliefs, making them think that A) their numbers are larger than they are and B) that these insane beliefs are okay.

 

[ROFL BOX 6650]

On 2/12/2021 at 7:44 PM, Born to Run said:

On 2/12/2021 at 6:22 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Didn't say it was.  Said it feels like it.  I love Alpine.  Doesn't feel like a trumpkin-ville, even if it is.

Agree. Was out there for Thanksgiving. Most places were strict about masks, but that whole area is a magnet for contrarions, libertarians also socially odd people. Real weird but fun mix of preppers, hikers, gun nutters, geology buffs, dweebs, tweekers, greasers and what have you

You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips...  your basic Trumper orgy type of thing.  I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no.  Just a couple of hundred "Meal Team Sixers" and "Pota-triot" types at any given time running around in their camo underwear, acting like complete animals.

 

 

 

*poetic license.