The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[BrickHorn 18,185]

I love that conservatives now admit that “conservative” is synonymous with “gullible moron.”

[atomheartbevo 89,391]

17 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I love that conservatives now admit that “conservative” is synonymous with “gullible moron.”

And they embrace stuff coming out of 4-Chan as the gospel truth. 

Fucking 4-Chan.  Gotta give it to those guys, they played a long game of 4D chess and won.

[Gil Bang 25,894]

Fuck. They've cracked the code

 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

20 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I love that conservatives now admit that “conservative” is synonymous with “gullible moron.”

Also, "conspiracy theory nut job".

[Ted Lange 16,037]

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Q will become the side that starts the next civil war. They are brainwashed to think Trump is here to save the world. I legit think that woman would die for the Q troll.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,406]

20 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Sounds like she’s repeating some of the final speech from V for Vendetta.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I get it now. "Q" is for quack. Makes complete sense after seeing that video.

[Ted Lange 16,037]

This is a straight up cult. 

 

 

 

[Gil Bang 25,894]

holy fuck. I bet she's great in the sack

[HenryJames 65,884]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[Gil Bang 25,894]

very good advice, which, to my detriment, I've often ignored. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

This is a straight up cult. 

 

 

 

So the "Five Eyes" part was interesting to me. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_under_Five_Eyes_surveillance

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The "Five Eyes" (FVEY) refers to an alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement for joint cooperation in signals intelligence, military intelligence, and human intelligence. In recent years, documents of the FVEY have shown that they are intentionally spying on one another's citizens and sharing the collected information with each other in order to circumvent restrictive domestic regulations on spying.

Was this not how we came to understand Russia's meddling? Is it possible that this is a way to start to discredit any idea of Russia activities? 

I ask questions because Socrates. 

[Lurch 5,921]

Jesus

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

More soldiers to Trumps cause in the making. 

[Captainant 27,396]

I have it on good authority that mental health issues is a major contributing factor to mass shootings... More people going off their meds to drink deeper from the Q cup isn't going to lead to any unforeseen consequences or anything. Hell, just look at what's happening to Ttom

[RomaVicta 29,769]

Nice RepubliCANs there, sister.

 

I'm ashamed. I'll show myself out.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

As an aside, some classic Freddy Benson trolling.

Edited August 8, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Hornius Emeritus 12,406]

http://www.realtruenews.org/single-post/2019/08/07/Q-Unable-To-Figure-Out-How-To-Get-ZeroNet-Working

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[suddenly shaggy 929]

For supposedly being patriotic Americans, those motherfuckers love disrespecting the flag.

4 U.S. Code § 8.Respect for flag

(g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.

(i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown.

 

Edited August 13, 2019 by suddenly shaggy

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Wait, Flynn is doing it? How does that work?

[Aqua Buddha 14,500]

On 8/7/2019 at 7:33 AM, Gil Bang said:

holy fuck. I bet she's great in the sack

Was thinking the same thing.  Crazy chicks always are.  She's not bad looking, either.  Would bang, not marry.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[atomheartbevo 89,391]

Only good thing about Trump is that he's helping to out all of the nuts and exposing the GOP for what it is.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,330]

9 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Was thinking the same thing.  Crazy chicks always are.  She's not bad looking, either.  Would bang, not marry.  

only with a fake name and a burner phone number

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

If Q isn’t Michael Flynn and his dumbass son, Q should be really pissed at the Flynns for grifting so hard off him.  

Michael Flynn should not be walking freely among us.  

Edited August 14, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Brisketexan 104,534]

Yet again, I am convinced that when all is said and done on this era of America, I will be sitting among the rubble regretting the HELL out of not getting in on the grift.

These are golden times for grifters.  The gullible idiots number in the millions, they move in herds, and they are easily identifiable and easily fleeced.  

My retirement could have been fully funded by now, if I only didn't have a conscience.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet again, I am convinced that when all is said and done on this era of America, I will be sitting among the rubble regretting the HELL out of not getting in on the grift.

These are golden times for grifters.  The gullible idiots number in the millions, they move in herds, and they are easily identifiable and easily fleeced.  

My retirement could have been fully funded by now, if I only didn't have a conscience.

Yeah, but is a hypothetical future retirement a strong bank account or a large room full of Bakker Buckets? 

[Pig Bellmont 8,691]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yet again, I am convinced that when all is said and done on this era of America, I will be sitting among the rubble regretting the HELL out of not getting in on the grift.

These are golden times for grifters.  The gullible idiots number in the millions, they move in herds, and they are easily identifiable and easily fleeced.  

My retirement could have been fully funded by now, if I only didn't have a conscience.

How much could one hypothetically raise with a Q related go fund me?

[Brisketexan 104,534]

Yeah, but is a hypothetical future retirement a strong bank account or a large room full of Bakker Buckets? 

Man...I fucking LOVE baked potato soup.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Man...I fucking LOVE baked potato soup.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If Q isn’t Michael Flynn and his dumbass son...

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

It smells like a Chinese controlled opposition operation 

[Lurch 5,921]

It smells like a Chinese controlled opposition operation 

Interestingly, it’s actually anti-Chinese govt.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

21 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Interestingly, it’s actually anti-Chinese govt.

Yeah, like a controlled opposition influence operation.  What better way to give the Chinese government plausible deniability? 

They don't know where all the money is coming from either.

[Blotto 23,424]

It's apparently time for the entire world to come get some at the American people's expense. So many simpletons lining up to shell out the  big bucks. Q-tards, Aggy fucktards, Johnny Sacktards.....target rich environment for sure. I can't really blame them. 

[atomheartbevo 89,391]

3 hours ago, Lurch said:

Interestingly, it’s actually anti-Chinese govt.

 

Chinese government is pretty good at keeping any kind of spiritual movements from getting too large and feisty (see the Muslims in Western China, Falon Gung, etc.).

I wouldn't be surprised if they are doing an extra round or two of round-ups, since they don't need the Hong Kong stuff causing folks on the mainland to get ideas.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

The Chinese government is already all up in the Trump administration at multiple vectors.  (Chao, Javanka, handjob lady spymaster, Wendi Murdoch).  There’s no way Chinese intelligence isn’t aware of the Epoch Times operation boosting Trump on social media.  They appear to be fine with it because they’re not visibly trying to counter or suppress it.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Notice how Facebook doesn’t do a god damn thing until they get caught?   

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Q rally today at the Washington Monument 

 

[Homercles 10,205]

On 8/22/2019 at 7:11 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Notice how Facebook doesn’t do a god damn thing until they get caught?   

 

Shit has recently been a YouTube ad staple.  Drives me nuts. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Q rally today at the Washington Monument 

 

I'm sure Jesus loves being asked to smite thy neighbor

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Maybe 150 people there and that’s being generous

[hpslugga 4,041]

Is it just me, or do these Q people seem like a roster of people who dropped to the floor and bawled like a bitch after they watched YouTube videos of Neil DeGrasse Tyson butchering BoB and that flat earth nonsense?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

So is Qanon and Christianity intertwined? This is a newer wrinkle to me. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

20 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

So is Qanon and Christianity intertwined? This is a newer wrinkle to me. 

There are a LOT of ancient anti-Semitic tropes running through Qanon too but they’re not explicitly anti-Jew.  

I picked up on this when I visited the Holocaust Museum earlier this summer and they had a 14 minute video on the history of anti-semitism.  I kept saying to myself, this sounds like Qanon shit that happened 1000 years ago. 

 For example, the baby eating was an common anti-Semitic trope several hundred years ago. 

Edited September 11, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz