The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Yes. Seems implausible a deliberate misinformation campaign would cross that ethical line.

 

The people who claim that Obama and Hillary smell like sulfur would never do such a thing!

[bolverk 29392]

6 hours ago, Zavala said:

Well, I’m on the phone with my computer security service, and as I understand it someone compromised my IP address and is using it to download child pornography. I might just be a random target. But this could be an attempt to Qanon me.

It’s an ugly world out there.

— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) January 8, 2020

 

lulz, it was a right-wing conspiracy theory that downloaded CP on your computer?

Shouldn't you be posting in the "this is totally not a CR thread *wink* *wink* I promise" about this topic over in Bada Bing?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Haven't they used that same paper before?  And the "they" section isn't wrong.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Define "extremely educated". Cause it feels like that would not end with someone joining the far right militias. 

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

Please do. Makes it easier for the FBI to identify you as a threat, and surveil you.

[Matuka 1305]

You mean we have to workout now?  ugh...

[Hornius Emeritus 12406]

"An evil cabal that has enslaved humanity for 1000s of years."

 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Has a single thing proven true for these nutjobs?

Edited January 14, 2020 by Queen Bitch
Typo

[NWBuck 8545]

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Has a single thing proven true for these nutjobs?

Nope. Just proves how deep the conspiracy goes, tho. 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

6 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Nope. Just proves how deep the conspiracy goes, tho. 

Exactly.  These people will go to their graves thinking the game is probably going to finally be up right after they die.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

16 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

"An evil cabal that has enslaved humanity for 1000s of years."

 

Isn't their phrase about the "evil cabal" just Trumped up code words for "the Jews did this?" A little odd for folks that probably watch "The Ten Commandments" starring Charlton Heston right around Easter.

[Gatorubet 30083]

 Yeah, this dude unquestionably had a rough time in high school.

Incels without guns still gotta act out.

[Jive Turkey 12567]

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

[Matuka 1305]

The ease a human mind can be manipulated is scary. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Why the Pope but no Bill Barr? Their roster is weak. If you're going to go conspiracy, go all in.

[Ted Lange 16037]

Weird how they have moved on from Epstein....

[atomheartbevo 89391]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Weird how they have moved on from Epstein....

And they are ignoring Bill Barr fighting Apple and bitching that us peasants shouldn't have such good encryption on our devices.

[DDD Dad 14239]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't see any anti-semitic tropes there.  Not a single one.

[Brisketexan 104532]

I don't see any anti-semitic tropes there.  Not a single one.

Personally, I love how they threw in vaccines, too (see the syringe?). It’s kinda the omnibus “everything” conspiracy theory. One-stop shopping for all your batshittery.

[InkaUtexas 25485]

Love how they are building on the strong man at Tiananmen  square. In this instance hope the tank just runs his ass over. 

[atomheartbevo 89391]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Personally, I love how they threw in vaccines, too (see the syringe?). It’s kinda the omnibus “everything” conspiracy theory. One-stop shopping for all your batshittery.

I love this fine specimen of photoshoppery skills. It truly has everything - I particularly love the Jews, the lizard people, the Royals, and the Pope.  Far too many poorly-done photoshops leave out poem of those four, but no, this captures it all.

Somebody put a helluva lot of thought into this.  Somebody who had time on their hands and wasn't being constantly disturbed by a significant other or children, or the encumbrance of employment.  Somebody who probably had a quiet space they could retreat to, when contemplating all the people and organizations that wronged them.  A quiet space that was perhaps located one level below-ground, perhaps under a house, and who didn't have to cook for themselves - maybe at certain times of the day a bowl of Fruit Loops or a tray of pizza pockets would magically appear at their door, made by a loving hand who didn't understand their ways, but loved them too much to boot them out and make them seek employment. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I love this fine specimen of photoshoppery skills. It truly has everything - I particularly love the Jews, the lizard people, the Royals, and the Pope.  Far too many poorly-done photoshops leave out poem of those four, but no, this captures it all.

Somebody put a helluva lot of thought into this.  Somebody who had time on their hands and wasn't being constantly disturbed by a significant other or children, or the encumbrance of employment.  Somebody who probably had a quiet space they could retreat to, when contemplating all the people and organizations that wronged them.  A quiet space that was perhaps located one level below-ground, perhaps under a house, and who didn't have to cook for themselves - maybe at certain times of the day a bowl of Fruit Loops or a tray of pizza pockets would magically appear at their door, made by a loving hand who didn't understand their ways, but loved them too much to boot them out and make them seek employment. 

NO GESTAPO IN MOM'S BASEMENT-O

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

I was so busy looking at the tank I didn’t notice how ‘anonymous’ was spelled. 
 

@atomheartbevo you’re right, it takes a lot of time and dedication to create such ‘art.’ Weird how society now seeks enlightenment in the dark. 

[atomheartbevo 89391]

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I was so busy looking at the tank I didn’t notice how ‘anonymous’ was spelled. 
 

@atomheartbevo you’re right, it takes a lot of time and dedication to create such ‘art.’ Weird how society now seeks enlightenment in the dark. 

Better they spend their time churning out this stuff than plotting the next mass shooting.

[Bullneck 18982]

On 1/12/2020 at 12:23 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[Aqua Buddha 14500]

On 1/12/2020 at 11:23 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Are they finally admitting that their target demo is fat and stupid?

[jw4381 3063]

Kimodo dragons, man. Those things'll fuck you up.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13545]

15 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Love how they are building on the strong man at Tiananmen  square. In this instance hope the tank just runs his ass over. 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

In this instance, it would be great if they could perform a slight change in the movie and sub in K-k-k-kk-Ken Starr.

[Homercles 10205]

On 1/17/2020 at 11:39 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

[Gatorubet 30083]

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Personally, I love how they threw in vaccines, too (see the syringe?). It’s kinda the omnibus “everything” conspiracy theory. One-stop shopping for all your batshittery.

They left out the government controlled toxic jet contrails....which tells you that they are real.

[NWBuck 8545]

44 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

They left out the government controlled toxic jet contrails....which tells you that they are real.

 

[atomheartbevo 89391]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

They left out the government controlled toxic jet contrails....which tells you that they are real.

Some of the chemtrail people are no longer pushing the "mind control" angle, but instead think it's the world government trying to shape the climate for some reason.

I am no chemist or geologist, but I am intimately familiar with the insides of certain aircraft, and it seems like if the governments wanted to fuck with the climate, they'd announce an emergency, and then start running dedicated aircraft 24/7.

[Chad Fuck 17548]

Never forget!

[Chad Fuck 17548]

Some of the chemtrail people are no longer pushing the "mind control" angle, but instead think it's the world government trying to shape the climate for some reason.
I am no chemist or geologist, but I am intimately familiar with the insides of certain aircraft, and it seems like if the governments wanted to fuck with the climate, they'd announce an emergency, and then start running dedicated aircraft 24/7.

Maybe squadrons of drones would do it?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

#dronedroppings

 

[atomheartbevo 89391]

25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Maybe squadrons of drones would do it?

Colorado and Nebraska would be prime areas for that.  

[Bookman 4610]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

I’m always so excited when this thread is bumped. 

[Continental Op 3934]

Obviously. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13545]

Y'all hear that? We're using code names!

[NameAlreadyInUse 5105]

Well, I know that I go to Planters to discover news about the wellbeing and status among the living of all my former presidents.  Don't you all?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Rats, Planters' got ahead of ConAgra Holdings on that one. I would rather see ConAgra to declare Peter Pan dead. The QAnon publicity surrounding VP Pence would've been off the charts.

[BrickHorn 18185]

Well this certainly casts new light on that weird Frito Lay marketing campaign where Chester the Cheetah paid Russian prostitutes to pee on him.

[Ted Lange 16037]

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12406]

About 20 of us should infiltrate them and start promoting the most ridiculous things imaginable, reinforce each other, bring them all in, and then announce that they have been played like the stupid violins that they are, while some of us argue that, no, the ones who have been played are the ones who think that they have done the playing.