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So you know how in "The Shining", there was the 4th of July Ball at the Overlook Hotel every year?  I imagine before that took place---earlier in the evening, the children of the guests had their own haunted dance, and this is what it looked/sounded like.  

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Hot Austin blonde Q-Nut's jihad against the Satanic local beer industry. 

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In a live stream on Friday, Facebook user Lauren Alexis Pritchard alleged that Austin Beerworks—a popular drinking establishment in the Texas capitol—has been linked to human trafficking.

“The whole beer industry in Austin, Texas is one big Satanic cult,” Pritchard said. “Human traffickers, pedophiles, the worst kind wield the most power in this area…”

 

Pritchard goes on to state that the area in question holds “dark energy” and that her mission is to collect “God’s people.”

The woman further claims that her proof of the brewery’s involvement in human trafficking is based not on “baseless accusation” but on “personal experience.”

“They advertise it. They’re super arrogant about it,” she says. “The front of the building is the god Atlas holding up a keg instead of the world.”

Pritchard adds that she also saw two trailers behind the business that “beer peddlers” supposedly shouldn’t have.

The business, according to the woman’s conspiracy, also leaves shoes and teddy bears outside whenever it has supposedly sacrificed a child.

“They post this shit on Instagram,” Pritchard says. “They have their way of communicating with each other, and then I learn their language, and I’ve been analyzing these sick f*cks for a year.”

Pritchard then points her camera at an alleged child’s hair bow on the ground across the street from the bar as further proof of her conspiracy.

Facebook users commenting on the video argued over whether the stream was legitimate or some sort of troll. Others pointed out the irony of Pritchard wearing a Mötley Crüe T-shirt, a metal band from the ’80s known for using Satanic imagery.

“I think we’re getting ready for some Armageddon-sized human-trafficking busts,” Pritchard adds.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Texags political board is a trip.  That Q thread is fucking crazy.  All the bingo entries are there: Rothschilds, fill in the blank powerful family, pedos, murders, ... insane.  They see Trump as someone who is there to STOP corruption.  That may be the craziest aspect. 

I visit that Q thread like once a week. Always good for some laughs.

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58 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Hot Austin blonde Q-Nut's jihad against the Satanic local beer industry. 

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I'm sure she'd be one of the best fucks of the lives of most posters here.

Also, Atlas wasn't a God. He was a Titan. There's a substantial difference there you dumb fucking bitch. Greek mythology is not hard. 

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Texags political board is a trip.  That Q thread is fucking crazy.  All the bingo entries are there: Rothschilds, fill in the blank powerful family, pedos, murders, ... insane.  They see Trump as someone who is there to STOP corruption.  That may be the craziest aspect. 
The last part is what really gets me. Let's pretend for a minute everything else is true. Fucking Trump is the guy you're betting on to bring it all down? Mind bottling.
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Soooo....

In the comments of one of my dad's bullshit "just asking questions" Facebook posts about Hunter Biden, my sister starts spouting shit about "Hillary's emails were deleted and destroyed because they discussed child sex trafficking...."

The good news is that now I have one more reason to avoid going anywhere near Oklahoma.

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is good journalism about how Q has invaded Britain.

 

Also, this is noteworthy:

 

The Brits have been hung up on "paedophiles" for decades now. About 20 years ago, some idiots in Wales ransacked a "paediatrician's" office because they thought a paedo was freely advertising her (yes, it was a she) services on the main street in her hometown. 

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Soooo....
In the comments of one of my dad's bullshit "just asking questions" Facebook posts about Hunter Biden, my sister starts spouting shit about "Hillary's emails were deleted and destroyed because they discussed child sex trafficking...."
The good news is that now I have one more reason to avoid going anywhere near Oklahoma.
Welcome to my life.
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10 hours ago, NWBuck said:
Soooo....
In the comments of one of my dad's bullshit "just asking questions" Facebook posts about Hunter Biden, my sister starts spouting shit about "Hillary's emails were deleted and destroyed because they discussed child sex trafficking...."
The good news is that now I have one more reason to avoid going anywhere near Oklahoma.

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Including the last sentence? User name does not check out... 
I have fewer and fewer reasons to visit these days and when I do I notice all the crazy shit that I didn't notice when I lived there. There are obviously good people there, but there are also a ton of nutjobs. It has become exponentially worse since 2016.
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4 hours ago, Okie State said:
5 hours ago, NWBuck said:
Including the last sentence? User name does not check out... 

I have fewer and fewer reasons to visit these days and when I do I notice all the crazy shit that I didn't notice when I lived there. There are obviously good people there, but there are also a ton of nutjobs. It has become exponentially worse since 2016.

I hear ya, I have relatives up there as well, and some of them are among the nut jobs, and it has gotten worse since 2016.

Fox News, etc. has done a damned fine job of making sure their personal identities cannot be separated from Trump.

What blows me away, is one of them is constantly sending links out to the family, a few of which are passed around by qanon, etc. that are YouTube videos from preachers talking about dark days and end times, and they are all about supporting Trump through is war against whatever.

It's like "really, the guy who paid off the porn star and can't recite a single verse or name a book of the Bible, versus the lifelong Catholic, that's who you're going to support?"

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I hear ya, I have relatives up there as well, and some of them are among the nut jobs, and it has gotten worse since 2016.

Fox News, etc. has done a damned fine job of making sure their personal identities cannot be separated from Trump.

What blows me away, is one of them is constantly sending links out to the family, a few of which are passed around by qanon, etc. that are YouTube videos from preachers talking about dark days and end times, and they are all about supporting Trump through is war against whatever.

It's like "really, the guy who paid off the porn star and can't recite a single verse or name a book of the Bible, versus the lifelong Catholic, that's who you're going to support?"

They are broken human beings, devoid of all logic and reason, whose only purpose now is to drag down humanity with them into the wretched bowels of hell.

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16 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The Brits have been hung up on "paedophiles" for decades now. About 20 years ago, some idiots in Wales ransacked a "paediatrician's" office because they thought a paedo was freely advertising her (yes, it was a she) services on the main street in her hometown. 

and they still managed to let Jim Fix it for years

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