The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

You must be new to Q.  All the arrests were made in secret to avoid sparking mass riots and civil war.

Duh

[atomheartbevo 89,415]

Where d they even hang around outside of 4c?

That's the one thing that sucked about the reddit bans.  It was easy to see what they were up to.  

[Ted Lange 16,041]

So Lucy pulled the football back on these right wing loons, again. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

So, how are they handling the lack of mass arrests predicted?

Or are we being kept in the dark for some reason?

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

i told my girlfriend just the other day that the QAnon believers are the modern equivalent of Manichaeism.

[Brisketexan 104,587]

14 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i told my girlfriend just the other day that the QAnon believers are the modern equivalent of Manichaeism.

That's not what I told your girlfriend the other day.

[hayden_horn 11,360]

i don't know if anyone remembers, but on the old board, during one of charlie strong's particularly tumultuous recruiting seasons,  and the insiders were getting all breathless with their $9.95 garbage...but i assumed a tone of authority, and satirically made shit up about the comings and goings of recruiting. just flat out made shit up, aping the terms and diction of the $9.95ers. 

and a lot of posters on the football board actually bought it.

people need insiders. they need a sense of collective belonging. you see it in the conspiracy theory community. you see it on college fanboards. you see it with furries or other cosplay weirdos. you see it here with the Q freaks. it's a very basic human phenomenon. 

Q is just some troll making shit up and cackling to him/herself just like i was during that recruiting season.

edit: in fact, i bet it would not be hard to develop my own Z following just by making cryptic bullshit sound important and tear Q apart from the inside. while it sounds like fun, it would be work and take time i don't have. 

Edited November 14, 2018 by hayden_horn

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

That's not what I told your girlfriend the other day.

you were looking for an in and asked her if she had a little peen fetish.  she doesn't.

we wouldn't be together if we did.

so off with you and your micro-peen.

[Foosters 17,730]

35 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

So, how are they handling the lack of mass arrests predicted?

Or are we being kept in the dark for some reason?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

edit: in fact, i bet it would not be hard to develop my own Z following just by making cryptic bullshit sound important and tear Q apart from the inside. while it sounds like fun, it would be work and take time i don't have. 

Just make sure you monetize like Q.

Merchandising! Where the real money is made!

[Aqua Buddha 14,504]

8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

If Democrats can rig elections so easily, then why are they in the minority?

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15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If Democrats can rig elections so easily, then why are they in the minority?

Same reason Beto appropriated a mexican name. 4d chess!

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

They still going strong!  Now they have God on their side shaking the ground!

[Ted Lange 16,041]

Idiot Trumpkins 

[atomheartbevo 89,415]

Man, I really need to get out some of my old conspiracy books, and some of my floppies that were full of conspiracy texts (including some in WordPerfect, RIP), and come up with something to make money off of these people.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[Ted Lange 16,041]

el oh el 

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

wonder what the 33 signifies

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

wonder what the 33 signifies

Well that's the charm about Q isn't it? Choose your own adventure and see if it others will marvel at the dots you are "connecting". 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

If Larry Bird is behind all this, I'm going to be very upset.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

I don’t have the answers to any questions on this, just documenting for posterity.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

This is closer to Highlights for Adults with various word problems and puzzles for people to figure out than any cohesive alternative theory.  So my theory is that everyone is just doing it because it is fun to try to figure out the puzzle the great puzzler is putting together.

[Ted Lange 16,041]

Are they going nuts over the Epstein stuff?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

So in their fake magazine cover did they misspell anonymous or did they properly spell the name of some Q group who misspelled its name?  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[SubliminalHorn 6,674]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So Q believers believe that the passing and funeral for 41 was fabricated to delay the Deep State from being taken down? LOL

[ADHD 28]

That Tweet says the Deep State is scheduled to fall on December 17th. Ssme day Tumblr removes the porn.

And the answer to the "puzzle" is this: Q becomes a porn site. And as its first pornographic publication, it hosts the Pee tape.

ABCDE ... PQ.

[ADHD 28]

A - Q.

Al Qeada wins???!

Oh shit, Al Qeada wins.

[Ted Lange 16,041]

13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Getting tricked to own the libs!

[Goredho 17,346]

You know, if my choice is between being led by Donald Trump or being under the control of Qanonandonandon’s worst vision of a Deep State, I think I’ll take two heaping scoops of Deep State.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,059]

So, I haven't seen any "Q" folks in the wild, yet.  If/when I do, I don't think I'll be able to keep quiet.  Those fucks need to be embarrassed early and often. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,321]

On 12/3/2018 at 4:45 PM, pyrohornIII said:

wonder what the 33 signifies

Goddamn, even Disney is involved:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_33

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[Pimphand 5,596]

On 12/3/2018 at 3:45 PM, pyrohornIII said:

wonder what the 33 signifies

On 12/3/2018 at 3:49 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Well that's the charm about Q isn't it? Choose your own adventure and see if it others will marvel at the dots you are "connecting". 

On 12/3/2018 at 3:53 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

If Larry Bird is behind all this, I'm going to be very upset.

On 12/6/2018 at 7:24 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Goddamn, even Disney is involved:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_33

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Rite

The 33rd president was also a 33° Freemason and the only world leader to have used nuclear weapons in war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman

Surly posters:

 

Edited December 8, 2018 by Pimphand

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

The mooch

https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2018/12/07/american-priority-conference-trump-1052214

At the first-ever American Priority Conference on Friday morning, Anthony Scaramucci — who served a brief stint as the Trump White House’s communications director — addressed a married couple from Virginia, telling them that the author of the fantastical Internet conspiracy theory QAnon has “been dead accurate about so many things,” adding: “When you find out who he is, you’re not going to believe it.”

[TornACL 7,675]

My money is on that mouth breathing idiot who drew the Dilbert comics. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

Mooch gettin' his hustle on.

[Pimphand 5,596]

On 12/5/2018 at 6:02 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

So Q believers believe that the passing and funeral for 41 was fabricated to delay the Deep State from being taken down? LOL

Well the government was set to convene on child abduction on the 5th which was delayed due to the funeral: https://docs.house.gov/Committee/Calendar/ByDay.aspx?DayID=12052018

The best part of 41's funeral was this..

and this..

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Let's play spot the believer

[Francisco 2.0 32,321]

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Let's play spot the believer

What do I win?

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

Well the government was set to convene on child abduction on the 5th which was delayed due to the funeral: https://docs.house.gov/Committee/Calendar/ByDay.aspx?DayID=12052018
The best part of 41's funeral was this..
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[Lurch 5,921]

[Lurch 5,921]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[Pimphand 5,596]

On 12/8/2018 at 10:23 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

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On 12/8/2018 at 8:39 AM, Pimphand said:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Rite

The 33rd president was also a 33° Freemason and the only world leader to have used nuclear weapons in war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman

Pedantic: He was a 33rd Degree Scottish Rite Mason. The highest Masonic degree is the 3rd.. Master Mason. 

[Lurch 5,921]

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Or maybe he’s a fat sausage fingered moron who can’t spell?

Nah, it’s got to be some super secret code.

Our country is ate up with dangerously stupid people.

Fuck an IQ test for voting. There should be an IQ test for access to the internet.

[Storm the Field 5,271]