Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[Juke_Em 47]

Duffey sucks, just like last year he will choke. 45 points should be enough to win today...and if I'm Beck I'd try to run the score up to make myself look good

Edited November 29, 2019 by Juke_Em

[EastTexan 662]

Hope Jake has a good 2nd half

[Mossyhorn 143]

nice finish to the half, after that embarrassing start. I’m even a bit refreshed, myself (going to the toilet helped somewhat) 

363 yards of total offense; I think we should be able to move the football in the 2bd half, if no turnovers, we should be fine. 

Edited November 29, 2019 by Mossyhorn

[UTEX90 589]

7 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

It seems like this team needs to get punched in the dick before they decide to play

Well sometimes they like to punch themselves in the dick.

[Mapache 1117]

Damn song stuck in my head the whole first half

 

Edited November 29, 2019 by Mapache

[Nicole44 22060]

Sam has a lot of heart! Leadership too. 

[EuroHorn 3264]

We win this and then win a tough SEC matchup in the bowl game against Kentucky , who doesn’t want to be there. We’re back!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

and if I'm Beck I'd try to run the score up to make myself look good

Lolololololololol...

[Tylerocks 2553]

Did I miss Ingram being hurt or are the coaches actually going with the "hot" hand at RB?

 

[Loco 3752]

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

[texaslong 678]

Reggie's half time analysis is Texas sucks. He can't let that whooping he took from Vince go. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Brady Quinn looks like Herman Munster with AIDS.

[Rabidhorn 121]

My 42-38 Texas win prediction looks good right now.

[Nicole44 22060]

Just now, texaslong said:

Reggie's half time analysis is Texas sucks. He can't let that whooping he took from Vince go. 

Our secondary sucks. This is da truf!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Just now, texaslong said:

Reggie's half time analysis is Texas sucks. He can't let that whooping he took from Vince go. 

so is the 25 pages, 1200+ posts in this thread so far

[Tylerocks 2553]

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

My 42-38 Texas win prediction looks good right now.

My 28-27 prediction does not. lol

[GreenspointTexas 9601]

All you people in your cars on the way back to Plano!!................

[Bigjohns97 125]

3 minutes ago, Loco said:

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

what did he say?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

All you people in your cars on the way back to Plano!!................

[LTtxfan 49186]

3 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Did I miss Ingram being hurt or are the coaches actually going with the "hot" hand at RB?

 

Ingram came in to Tech game hurt and on injury report.... was uncertain if he was playing today.

[Rabidhorn 121]

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

My 28-27 prediction does not. lol

28-27 VS TT? your kidding?????

[williemackgarza 1826]

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

Dude exactly what I wrote in the urban or bust thread just now.
No wai!
Twinsies!!

[texaslong 678]

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Just now, Bigjohns97 said:

what did he say?

He said the way to have a good day passing is to go against the Texas tech defense. Hell of a compliment. 

[Bevo14 8311]

Just now, texaslong said:

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

Then he must've been a pretty shitty back

[GreenspointTexas 9601]

Oh my fucking god

 

 

this dont stop believing guitar solo with the band is hilariously pathetic

[Tylerocks 2553]

1 minute ago, Rabidhorn said:

28-27 VS TT? your kidding?????

I undersold Tech for sure...It was a rush to get a pick in this morning.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

brady quinn needs a bigger scarf for that 3 degrees above freezing in Ann Arbor. 

 

Rob Stone and future Texas football head coach Urban Meyer are the only men not wearing a coat. Urban has gloves on tho.

 

Hire Rob!

Edited November 29, 2019 by MNLonghornFUKM

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

I mean he is right,  the 2 times he played big 12 teams his teams put up 55 and 38 on Big 12 teams.

 

of course, he doesnt mention that the score for the other Big 12 team in that 38 point game was 41..............

[williemackgarza 1826]

what did he say?

Not just what what he said, more of the fact he normally shits all over herman by bashing him and texas every chance he gets.
Was just odd to notice the extreme change.

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Every time they ask Reggie about a game in the Big 12 he starts off by saying they don't play defense in the Big 12. 

https://webm.red/OupZ.webm

They don't. The big12 is a joke. The style of football is like arena football.

Normal hard hitting tackles get guys kicked out the game for targeting lol

[Rabidhorn 121]

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I undersold Tech for sure...It was a rush to get a pick in this morning.

I forgot the early start time, got the pick in with 20 minutes to spare.

[UDontKnow 10445]

15 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

We're Back!

*Mortimer....We're Back

10 minutes ago, Loco said:

oooooooh Urbs saying nice things about the horns....itshappening.gif

9 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Brady Quinn looks like Herman Munster with AIDS.

Still looks better than Urban Meyer.

[GreenspointTexas 9601]

Lmao, camera crew caught herman taking the worlds largest dip coming out of haltime on jumbotron

Edited November 29, 2019 by GreenspointTexas

[Zavala 1384]

18 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Did that big xii commercial say “uncompromising values” while showing a Baylor cheerleader?

Damn.

Lulz 

[Zavala 1384]

5 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Not just what what he said, more of the fact he normally shits all over herman by bashing him and texas every chance he gets.
Was just odd to notice the extreme change.

He also picked Auburn

He's playing the heel today, brain spiders must be on the low side.

[Mileslong 4727]

Brock Huard has the largest melon I’ve ever seen...

[HuntinHorn 975]

16 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You should tell him to grow a few inches in height and arm length. Until then, he needs a safety over the top

Have you seen our safeties play?  He's done it before Coach Garrett.....he can do it again or we'll continue to get burned.. 

[Zavala 1384]

Sam definitely broke his ribs against LSU. He looks so skinney now.

[dcar00 14195]

3rd and Orlando

[Zavala 1384]

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRANDON JONES???

[Mossyhorn 143]

3rd & long, I knew it

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

we give up more 3rd and longs than any team in the fucking nation 

[dcar00 14195]

god dammit.  

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Wide damn open 

Edited November 29, 2019 by Sgt Hulk

[Fozzz 152]

lmao this QB is dogshit.  This is really the best Tech has at QB?

[Radical Larry 28606]

Someone better be clearing out Orlando’s office right now. He can load up the boxes and get the fuck out this afternoon.

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Wife damn open 

Then go fuck her or I will

[Horn80 6120]

Duffy always looks like he’s looking for the exit during a movie theatre shooting.

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

i love it, we stop 3rd ans short.   but we cant stop 3rd and long