Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[Mossyhorn 143]

Woo hoo, a stop! 

Edited November 29, 2019 by Mossyhorn

[zlavydra 2122]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Who’s the old guy wearing Texas gear standing right next to the Tech coaches? He doesn’t look like a ball boy. 

David McWilliams?

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Smooth butt fucking Tom. Don't turtle you pussy. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Tech is so bad

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the 4 best conference defenses we played completely shut us down.  LSU game is a huge outlier but we were completely healthy and it was early with no film.

Yup.

Tom sucks as a coordinator. We need somebody with a real game plan that isn't just a system with the same types of shit over and over. Need to be more multiple on offense. I never see different position groupings. I never even see different motions or jets really. Never see RB screens against pressure. The offense sucks worse than the defense IMO, and the defense sucks ass.

[HuntinHorn 979]

Thank you 78 and Duffy for killing that drive!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Does Boyce do anything good?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2035]

Wet ball is the best player on our defense today 

[SDG 3319]

3rd shitty 4th down call for tech today.  I thought our coaching was bad...

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

911 Austin     yeehaw!!!!!

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

Our D line is having their best game of the year

[horngasm2020 116]

oh shit I thought it was end of the 4th qtr

[Zavala 1384]

RUN IT UP MENSA DON'T TURTLE YOU SILVER GRILL GREY SHIRT WEARING FUCK

[Modessit 5603]

Fox doing a 9-1-1 show set in Austin but filmed in LA.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

So the TV series 9-1-1 Lone Star takes place in Austin, but has nothing to do with the football program. Hmmmm.

[perfectchaos007 6643]

Just now, Zavala said:

RUN IT UP MENSA DON'T TURTLE YOU SILVER GRILL GREY SHIRT WEARING FUCK

But Mensa schemes to win by 1!!!!

[Valmy77 13226]

Hard to believe we can still get a 8-5 season. It feels so much worse.

Nice to see Sam resembling his best self today.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, Modessit said:

Fox doing a 9-1-1 show set in Austin but filmed in LA.

and Rob Lowe screams Texas 

[gecko 1104]

So which one of you guys was banging Liv Tyler while she was in town filming Austin Fire?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12217]

Dude, Duffey is fucking horrible. What a stupid call by their coach. 

[dcar00 14210]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sam looks healthy today he's running like normal

I get what you are saying but he hasn't been hurt. that was people trying to make excuses for him.  we are playing an infinitely shittier D which makes everyone look better.

Jett Duffy being the QB also helps our D.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

911 Austin     yeehaw!!!!!

that looked interesting.

 

but will cause more people to move here because austin is so so trendy.

 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Just now, Modessit said:

Fox doing a 9-1-1 show set in Austin but filmed in LA.

But but... There is line dancing

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

29 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Wouldn't it be fun to get up by three scores this quarter, and then be down by 2 points with a minute to go? Yeah, that'd be fun. And not at all predictable.

I would really love for Sam & Co. to keep their feet on the accelerator here and make me look like a moron instead of a prophet. I'm much more comfortable as a happy idiot than as a cynical sage.

[dcar00 14210]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

4th and orlando and we manage to hold.... how... I have no idea

2 words Jett Duffy

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2035]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

But Mensa schemes to win by 1!!!!

Dicker getting warm up 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Wet ball is the best player on our defense today 

Along with Duffey. 

[Jerry Callo 8703]

They can't show too much of the Texas Pom.

[LTtxfan 49196]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Wet ball is the best player on our defense today 

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

having to play a shootout against a 4-7 team lol

I prefer to think of Tech as 2-6 in conference since their non-con was ridiculosly cupcake and thus doesn’t matter

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

yikes    loss on 1st down.

 

here comes turtle tom

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Here's the turtle

[Funk Doctor Spock 12217]

What happened to Ingram? Is he hurt, or am I just not paying attention? 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

And into the shell they go. 

[Valmy77 13226]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

RUN IT UP MENSA DON'T TURTLE YOU SILVER GRILL GREY SHIRT WEARING FUCK

Yeah he needs to make a statement that the future is still bright if he wants to hang around. Show that this was just a very large pothole on the way to better things rather than a trainwreck. Hang 50 on them at least.

[SquishMitten 10408]

Have you seen our team? Of course it is. I once had priapism until the 2010 season. 

I thought I had mono for this entire football season. Turns out I was just really bored

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

another loss its now 3rd and super long

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Our screen pass is.rancid

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2035]

Good. Run backwards Tom 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Don't turtle !

[XYZ 2154]

Time for the prevent offense.

[LTtxfan 49196]

Protect the DAMN Ball Texas offense...

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

But Mensa schemes to win by 1!!!!

Momentum isn't real! Each play happens in a vacuum completely separate from the previous play!

[dcar00 14210]

18 point lead in the 4th is not safe at all. especially if they start telling Duffy to run.

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

Terrible turtle playcalling

[perfectchaos007 6643]

Turtle playcalling in the 4th quarter.

[Surly Bevo 24933]

That run was just poorly executed, that screen isn't what you run there...they are ready to give you a few yards.  And then the ball slips

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

And into the shell they go. 

Well it is the 4 th quarter

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

oh wow, terribad pass by sam

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Every time thou shalt turtle, thy defense shall give up 7 - Mensa