Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, XYZ said:

Time for the prevent offense.

No

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Protect the DAMN Ball Texas offense...

No

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Don't turtle !

Yes

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

2 minutes ago, gecko said:

So which one of you guys was banging Liv Tyler while she was in town filming Austin Fire?

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Holy shit. What a fucking abortion of a drive where we could have put this game on ice. Fucking shit.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2042]

People who annoy you

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Here's the turtle

Herman is disturbed that we're up by more than 1 point. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Mensa is such a pussy, I swear. Derp. Let's not score more points, it might hurt their feelings. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Let’s go backwards and also not run clock!

[orangebird 1079]

Ah, Mensa has gone back into turtle mode again, I see.

[Rabidhorn 121]

42-38 is still looking good.

[Lat22 4015]

Straw hat on November 29. 🙄

[SquishMitten 10415]

Don't turtle !

What else would we do? I’m predicting two Tech TDs before we run our offense again.

[clownin72 197]

Fuckin serious turtle action way early in the 4th. Come on already

[Zavala 1384]

Beat em over the top all game. They start selling out to stop the run.

What do we do? Suck.

[Horn80 6129]

15 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Good Lord we fair catch every kick 

It’s an admission ST has no play makers.

[dcar00 14269]

hopefully the D can make them run clock while they score.

[Modessit 5603]

What happened to Ingram? Is he hurt, or am I just not paying attention? 

Both

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 

I thought I had mono for this entire football season. Turns out I was just really bored

 

Lol. Such a great movie 

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

Oh turtle Tom. It’s too soon to be a gaping vagina 

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

well to be fair it is POURING right now.   that might have had a bit of impact on our playcalling ability there.

 

although I full expect Tech QB to throw three 20+ yard passes this next drive on us

[Hank_Hill 18879]

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

42-38 is still looking good.

My $5 bet says let’s fucking go

[lemonandaturd 4285]

We are pussy turtles, not ninja turtles.  

[gecko 1104]

Am I the only one that has this nagging feeling that this game is going to end up being a lot close than it should be?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

Punter was threatening to transfer if he didn’t get more playing time.

[Cap Hooked 68]

Turtle Tom always comes thru

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

Just now, Lat22 said:

Straw hat on November 29. 🙄

He'll be in that Austin 911 show

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Just now, Modessit said:

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What happened to Ingram? Is he hurt, or am I just not paying attention? 

Both

Makes sense 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Horn80 said:

It’s an admission ST has no play makers.

Or they can’t catch and run on the same play. 

[Vic Mackey 47082]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I would really love for Sam & Co. to keep their feet on the accelerator here and make me look like a moron instead of a prophet. I'm much more comfortable as a happy idiot than as a cynical sage.

You will take your pussy turtling up 3 and out and you will like it!

The same fucking shit we did after the goal line stand on 4th down. Immediate 3 and out. 4th down stop. And then immediate 3 and out. Keeping Tech alive. We could have stomped on their throats and put this away. They can't stop our pass game at all. Keep doing it. But nope. Turtle Tom hates winning big.

[immamac 42865]

if texas loses this game tom herman is getting fired - blowing this lead at the end of the season is beyond shitty coaching. I think it's safe though

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Let’s go backwards and also not run clock!

Winning is hard

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Every time thou shalt turtle, thy defense shall give up 7 - Mensa 

Let’s win by 1 so everyone can feel like they had a good game...  Put your foot on someone’s fucking throat...

[LonghornJudas 1098]

Herman probably trembling right now.

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

Just now, gecko said:

Am I the only one that has this nagging feeling that this game is going to end up being a lot close than it should be?

well there is the stat that Texas hasnt scored 14 points more than another team in the 4th quarter since the baylor game his first year 

[LTtxfan 49251]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Let’s go backwards and also not run clock!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, immamac said:

if texas loses this game tom herman is getting fired 

I would like to know more...

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

It’s an admission ST has no play makers.

Jamison. But for whatever reason he only returns kicks not punts.

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

3rd and mega orlando coming up

[zlavydra 2123]

Nice tackle by Jamison there

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

Herman need his gambling fix. Time to make this one close.

[dcar00 14269]

I like Jamison.  he's short so tall WR's are going to be an issue but I think the guy is a playmaker in the making.

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

oh my god,  we stopped them 

[EastTexan 662]

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I get what you are saying but he hasn't been hurt. that was people trying to make excuses for him.  we are playing an infinitely shittier D which makes everyone look better.

Jett Duffy being the QB also helps our D.

I think you may be mistaken

edit: about Sam

Edited November 29, 2019 by EastTexan

[Zavala 1384]

Aedele Odropaway

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

Maybe our best defensive series in a long time 

[SquishMitten 10415]

Well shit. Where’s this defense been all season?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Hey, cool, we made a sack. What's that, like 3 on the season?

[Nicole44 22061]

Ouch!

[Vic Mackey 47082]

A 3 and out? What?! Is that even allowed??

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Jamison is gonna be so good when we get a real DB coach 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Did AA collapse his trachea?