Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[taybo20 2,825]

Just now, SquishMitten said:

Well shit. Where’s this defense been all season?

Maybe we should play tech more

[MIkeHoncho 1,911]

"targeting Texas"  - BigXII officials

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Winning is hard

If you keep saying that winning is hard, isn’t it in your best interest to make winning look hard?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,203]

Dude took a shot. Ouch. 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I like Jamison.  he's short so tall WR's are going to be an issue but I think the guy is a playmaker in the making.

Yep. He's our best cover DB and they wasted him on offense last year.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Dude may bleed out

[zlavydra 2,121]

Sack, good form tackle coming off a block, and a pass defended. Holy shit.

[MillerEP 30,455]

Well y’all were asking to go for the juggler

[Vic Mackey 47,038]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Hey, cool, we made a sack. What's that, like 3 on the season?

And it took them only the whole game to figure out that they never run on that zone read play. The announcer mentioned it early in the game. They have literally never ran from that play. Yet our defenders kept respecting the run over and over and allowing easy pitch and catches.

[dcar00 14,210]

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Our screen pass is.rancid

this.  it is emarrassing we can't run a simple RB screen.  Its a huge deterrent to speed rushes.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Well y’all were asking to go for the juggler

John Burt??

[Eastwood 4,394]

Well y’all were asking to go for the juggler

You leave circus performers out of this.

[dcar00 14,210]

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Our screen pass is.rancid

this.  it is emarrassing we can't run a simple RB screen.  Its a huge deterrent to speed rushes.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,203]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

And it took them only the whole game to figure out that they never run on that zone read play. The announcer mentioned it early in the game. They have literally never ran from that play. Yet our defenders kept respecting the run over and over and allowing easy pitch and catches.

It's amazing when miracles happen 

[Vic Mackey 47,038]

Just now, dcar00 said:

this.  it is emarrassing we can't run a simple RB screen.  Its a huge deterrent to speed rushes.

Just like the Dallas Cowboys. Every team runs screens great against both teams. Both teams fucking suck at running them themselves.

[jw4381 3,074]

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

It’s an admission ST has no coaching  

 

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

We are the worst in so many categories this year. Has to be some kind of record

[Deej 76,791]

2 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Sack, good form tackle coming off a block, and a pass defended. Holy shit.

And it only took 12 weeks.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Maybe we should play tech more

Chris Warren? How you doing buddy?

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Another record!!! Worst 4th quarter defense scoring!

[Vic Mackey 47,038]

Ok Turtle Tom. Please try and actually do something on this drive.

[Helobious 9,454]

Tech WR looked like he was going into shock for a second. Looks like he’s coming around a little bit now. 

[Modessit 5,601]

Well y’all were asking to go for the juggler

The mime is next.

[AUS-97HORN 11,762]

3rd and 6 coming up 

[taybo20 2,825]

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

Chris Warren? How you doing buddy?

Still wreckin tech

[Vic Mackey 47,038]

Are we just trying to run clock at this point? Good fucking lord. We don't even seem to want to move the ball at this point.

[Zavala 1,384]

God damn stop with this stupid fucking clock burning shit and SCORE

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

For fucks sake if you're gonna turtle now at least get Casey out there 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Turtle Tom gonna Turtle 

[dcar00 14,210]

fucking shoulder on duvernay.  god dam it. he's done/

[AUS-97HORN 11,762]

ahh fun delay of game

[XYZ 2,154]

Prevent offense.

[Vic Mackey 47,038]

Holy shit snap the ball! Fuck.

[MillerEP 30,455]

Prevent offense.

Our speciality

[Deej 76,791]

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,034]

Just kneel and punt. I mean shit

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

It’s the turtle 4th.

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Are we just trying to run clock at this point? Good fucking lord. We don't even seem to want to move the ball at this point.

It's literally every game Herman turdles at some point. Fucking horrible. He did it when we were only down 7 to Baylor like he wanted to shorten the game lol.

Nice pass interference missed again. Hilarious.

[AUS-97HORN 11,762]

hey correct me if you have heard this before.      4th qtr lead.  we go run, run, missed pass. 

[dcar00 14,210]

that is DPI.  what the fuck?

[Vic Mackey 47,038]

Yep. Fuck this pussy ass Turtle Tom bullshit. Fuck you.

[UDontKnow 10,445]

4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Well y’all were asking to go for the juggler

*jugular. English is hard.

[texaslong 678]

Wow. No call

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Defense steps up. Offense goes back to pure dog shit

[SDG 3,319]

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

LOL TX has the worst 4Q defense in all of college football. Nice work guys. 

And 2 is my other team.  Maybe I should have applied to different schools....  

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

Hope we didn't just lose Duv

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, dcar00 said:

that is DPI.  what the fuck?

[MIkeHoncho 1,911]

Quan Cosby, Dev Duvernay - can Jake Smith live up to wearing #6 next year?

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

[Updawg 2,266]

Wow. No call

Ridiculous. I guess the refs are ready to go home