Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[MillerEP 30455]

*jugular. English is hard.

 

Autocorrect I’m on tapa

[NAVY 6740]

Tom Turtle Time 

[HtownHorn 14685]

Lulz, that ref stared down 2 defensive holdings and couldn't be bothered to throw a flag on either one.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12217]

No pass interference there. No sir. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

This is why we can’t have nice things, fucking Tom the Turtle in full effect

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Turtle Tom begging this to be a 1 score game

[Vic Mackey 47050]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Defense steps up. Offense goes back to pure dog shit

Have we played one complete game this whole year where the offense and defense both complimented each other? Can't think of one.

[dcar00 14210]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

*jugular. English is hard.

how about Juglar?

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

Quan Cosby, Dev Duvernay - can Jake Smith live up to wearing #6 next year?

Did it close?

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

really astonishing.    how the fuck do we  do the same shit in every 4th qtr with a fucking lead.

its, short run, short run.  missed pass, punt.   1 min 30 seconds off the clock....  and the other team gets the ball right back.

 

weve done it TWICE in 2 tries this qtr

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

*jugular. English is hard.

I hope they beat the shit out of the juggler.  -- Ed Sullivan 1963.  

Edited November 29, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, dcar00 said:

how about Juglar?

Juggalo

 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Pass was 6 yds short of first down as usual

[ClubWhatever 12144]

3 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

LOL TX has the worst 4Q defense in all of college football. Nice work guys. 

Worst among P5.  That makes it ok. 

[Skipper 6135]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Lulz, that ref stared down 2 defensive holdings and couldn't be bothered to throw a flag on either one.

Seriously.  The hold on Jake was bad.   They clearly saw it and just don't give a fuck

[SDG 3319]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Hope we didn't just lose Duv

That dude is terminator so he’ll shake it off and get a 1st round grade.  

[VaLonghorn99 341]

We will never win convincingly because of turtling

[Sgt Hulk 13717]

Just when it’s time to let some back ups in the seniors. All that 

[Dahobbs 17543]

Fucking herman.this will be a one score game. 

[Nicole44 22060]

A bra beer commercial???

[Big D 249]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

really astonishing.    how the fuck do we  do the same shit in every 4th qtr with a fucking lead.

its, short run, short run.  missed pass, punt.   1 min 30 seconds off the clock....  and the other team gets the ball right back.

 

weve done it TWICE in 2 tries this qtr

Coaching?  Play calling?  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Tom Herman is a stubborn asshole.

[MillerEP 30455]

Turtle Tom begging this to be a 1 score game

My theory is he’s secretly betting on the games to cover or not

[Zavala 1384]

Duffy is using his legs

Winning is hard

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

someone got juked outta their jock there 

[Vic Mackey 47050]

There is over 10 minutes left in the 4th qtr and we have already had the ball twice. Twice! Turtle Tom ladies and gentlemen.

[dcar00 14210]

now they run duffy.  the tech coach is as bad as tom, so we got that going for us...which is nice.

[Surly Bevo 24934]

Now Duffy will start to run

[Funk Doctor Spock 12217]

God I hate Herman 

[Grimas 669]

I like that burnt orange jacket Matthew McC is wearing. Anyone have a clue of the manufacturer?

[Brisketexan 105151]

Fucking herman.this will be a one score game. 

With tech on top. If anyone can figure out a way to lose in this situation, Mensa can.

[TexasGolf 4906]

Soooooo frustrating 

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

FUMBLE!!!

[LTtxfan 49196]

Forgot his jetpack....

[Surly Bevo 24934]

RUMBLIN BUMBLIN STUMBLIN!!!

[Zavala 1384]

SWEAT WITH THE BELLY RUB

FUCK ALL YALL TECH TURDS!

BIMAGE!!!!

[Vic Mackey 47050]

Well that's one way to offset this turtling bullshit. Make a turnover. Fuck yeah!

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Lmao

[clapclapclap 9000]

Rumblin stumblin mumblin

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

I was really hoping to run up the score and see Casey.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

where the hell was Bimage all year

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Just now, Grimas said:

I like that burnt orange jacket Matthew McC is wearing. Anyone have a clue of the manufacturer?

St Johns Bay

[Skipper 6135]

LULZ.   I would have bet money he was about to fumble that.

[MillerEP 30455]

No sweat

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

It's so cool.to see our boys smile and have fun. Too bad it has been a rarity this year.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Zavala said:

SWEAT WITH THE BELLY RUB

FUCK ALL YALL TECH TURDS!

BIMAGE!!!!

Bimage has played well all game. 

[Sejjr 3246]

Sweat with the recovery after an obvious hold.

[Bigbend1812 12916]

Belly rubs!

[kingkoopa6 8350]

gsgafdsggasdga BOOM!

[Surly Bevo 24934]

DEVIN THE DUDE