Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Final score, what's the prediction?

[miguelito 11217]

defense playing "bend, but then break" scheme.

[Modessit 5596]

*opposing team gets 11 yards on first down*
this is a great time to play the eyes of texas fanfare!

Maybe they want everyone to look at how shitty we are so there is a coaching change.

[NowThis 931]

Horns and Cowboys might have the same record today.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Worked on 2D so run it again on 3D. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Great job Orla  o. 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Fire 

 

[BrickHorn 18186]

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Sitting here watching this team play, it seems unbelievable that they have won 6 games.

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

[SDG 3319]

Remember when everyone thought Orlando was gonna get a head coaching gig?...

Edited November 29, 2019 by SDG

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

This team has given up. But let’s change out 10 assistant coaches and keep the head guy that hired them all! Makes sense!

[HuntinHorn 975]

These garbage DBs aren't anywhere close to the receivers.   Not even close..   Fucking pathetic.

[texaslong 678]

And its obvious this team has quit on the coaching staff.

[bschoolprof 6232]

don't worry guys.  We're getting some new assistants!!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I’m as disappointed as everyone with our season. I just believe Coach Herman has the chops to fix it next year.

are you on dope?

[Nicole44 22027]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You have confidence left? 

It’s gone now. Lol

[GHOSTUSER 361]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And what makes you think he has those chops? What has he done to make you think that? We suck. He sucks. It’s only a matter of time until he’s gone. So fuck off with your dumbass bullshit. 

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

[BeTheBallDanny 27]

I told y’all I was confident that it would be tied at kickoff...

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Final score, what's the prediction?

I’ll have whiskey dick by halftime

[kingkoopa6 8312]

lol

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Maybe Herman needs to headbutt some more guys.

[Homercles 10205]

[Brisketexan 104561]

Stupid drive-killing mistakes on offense. Huge cushion to give up first downs and a quick score on D. That’s our brand. And we own that space like nobody else.

If this team was a horse, you’d shoot it.

[orangebird 1079]

ESPN still has Texas winning probability for this game at 58.9%.  Somebody needs to reboot the server.

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Brandon Jones is second strong on most top high schools today 

[JFKFC 4878]

This will be ugly.

 

[deter 313]

Good weather for sleeping.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Well. Time to go finish putting up the Christmas lights. Fuck this shit

 

It’s worth repeating. This team has mailed it in and is toxic for recruiting purpose.

 

Fuck you Herman and Orlando

 

And Fuck You CDC if you don’t do something about this shit in a few hours after we end 6-6.

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

What indicates that? 

is it muledick?

[dcbc 14404]

CDC needs to walk down to the field and kick Herman square in the nuts. 

[Rudiger 1160]

Lol at Jones’s body language after the TD.

[BrickHorn 18186]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

 

I’ll have whiskey dick by halftime

 

Whose?

[Slacks 6791]

Fire the defense right now.

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Just now, BrickHorn said:

This team was a couple of plays and dipshit coaching decisions from beating the #1 team in the country.  Crazy to think about that.

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

We are getting blown out today

That might be the only thing that will get Orlando shitcanned.

[LTtxfan 48962]

Terrible technique by Senior Safety Brandon Jones on that Tech TD...

DAMN...

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

orlando makes $1,700,000? 

[NAVY 6738]

Meh. This isn’t even close to puncturing my apathy 

[Nivek 16853]

Nice hold missed. Nice to see foster tackling air. 4 guys covering 1 and multiple receivers undefended/uncovered.

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

Is it too early to crack open the scotch bottle?

[NowThis 931]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

"CDC, cure this cancer."

Center for Disease Control.

[Zharkov 288]

Just turned this on.  How amazing that I can guess exactly what's happened already. Fuck. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

I can’t fucking believe I changed my predict the score game to Texas feom Tech. I’m a bigger dumbass than this team

[Tylerocks 2551]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

My ideal outcome for this game would be Texas winning a shootout on a last second field goal. The only thing I have seen so far that could keep that outcome from happening would be Texas' offense actually being worse than Tech's defense.

My least ideal outcome would have been losing a low scoring defensive battle. Fortunately, that can't happen now, because Texas is clearly not going to be stopping Tech at any point today.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

They just ran that guy on a simple route to open grass away from the safety who was lined up 20 yards off him in the end zone.  It doesn’t matter if Brandon Jones is Earl Thomas.  The alignment cannot stop that play if it’s a good route and throw.  

[SubliminalHorn 6673]

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

He has been humiliated this year and will be scared shitless in losing his job. That type of fear will motivate him. At least I hope it will. He’s Mensa smart

Oh great, everyone wants the humiliated guy in fear of losing his job as the head guy! He fucking sucks and Tech is about to roll us. Enjoy being in that morgue of a stadium right now. Sure is fun 

[orangebird 1079]

Can CDC just drive Mensa out to ABIA so he can fire him right on the tarmac?

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Gonna look really bad when Tech pulls away and the fans start hitting the exits..

[Newdoc 3429]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Brandon Jones has been coached to be Ass my Dude. 

FIFY

[cabowabo 4451]

There has to be more to the story of this abortion of a football season.  These fucksticks have completely given up and mailed it in.