Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, deter said:

Good weather for sleeping.

Defense agrees with that. 

[Atticus 3920]

Ill never understand why we dont press more often to disrupt the timing of these throws. Let superior athletes be athletic.

[Auto Driller 2504]

I can’t remember a more spectacular face plant by a Longhorn football team in my life. Kansas probably beats us by 21 if we play today. Bowl game is going to be ugly.

[JFKFC 4878]

I've heard rumors of a time when we didn't suck. I put the likelihood of those rumors being true somewhere between Oswald acting alone and the lizard people.

[gecko 1104]

Because we don’t have superior athletes

[DixonHur 11171]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Maybe Herman needs to headbutt some more guys.

Starting with Orlando

[immamac 42516]

i am testing a set up for next seasons discord game interactions because this game is so bad I don't care about actually watching. 

oh yay a return that didn't suck.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We should just do what your handle is. Drink liquor and play poker. 

Fuck Herman!

Well, I’m halfway there. Need to find some cards while I can still walk. 

[NowThis 931]

game is still winnable

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

running game working...

 

i cant wait till we throw it 2 yards again

[Mileslong 4712]

He’s played since getting hurt a month ago?

I have a hard time blaming these DBs they even been playing hurt all year, sometimes leaving the game multiple times because they can’t even lift an arm. They’re all beat up, they will be much better next year

[ShowMeALoss 143]

We have got to create some stability (even if it means sucking all the joy out of our fanbase). When there is stability, you don't feel pain any more. /CDC

[Capn81 372]

And I’m out.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Even shitty announcers call out this shit show

[elfenix 34171]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

 

2. Either put aggy back on the schedule for Thanksgiving or T+1, or just play whatever game we have on Saturday.  I’d prefer we play aggy and beat their asses 75% of the time like we did before we became the pussified LHN “at least we make money!” football program. 

i'm just glad they're not trying to do this shit on thanksgiving night against the NFL 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

Duvernay still gives a fuck.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

Just now, Mileslong said:

I have a hard time blaming these DBs they even been playing hurt all year, sometimes leaving the game multiple times because they can’t even lift an arm. They’re all beat up, they will be much better next year

they are all beat up because they keep going for the Madden PS4-style killshot instead of just wrapping up and tackling

[US183 124]

Let not your heart be troubled, TEXAS will get its 1st TD and the end of the 4th Q.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

3rd and Herman

[Junior Miller 1502]

Your 2019 Texas Longhorns:

 

Me:

Edited November 29, 2019 by Junior Miller

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

menso going for it on 4th for sure

[Brisketexan 104561]

I turned down two sets of tix for this, including some sweet VIP tickets.

I am a brilliant motherfucker.

[texaslong 678]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

orlando makes $1,700,000? 

and Jimbo tried to hire him.

[Homercles 10205]

Time for a Sam run up the gut for zero

Edited November 29, 2019 by Homercles

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

4th and Herman

[Nivek 16853]

orlando makes $1,700,000? 

We like to pay people to not give a shit.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

We got that. Bullshit spot

[BrickHorn 18186]

God dammit

[Surly Bevo 24696]

haha fuck this fucking coach

[Sgt Hulk 13645]

That was fucking horrible 

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

3rd and short is fucking kryptonite. 

[Radical Larry 28528]

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

What a fucking joke

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Who gives a fuck if we come back and beat a shitty 4-7 tech team? Lol. What’s sad is we are in a dog fight with a 4-7 tech team to end the season at home. 

[SDG 3319]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Duvernay still gives a fuck.

Amazing really since he basically sat for three years and has been the lone bright spot this year.  

[Mossyhorn 143]

Stupid

[SubliminalHorn 6673]

Punt and turnover on downs. Exciting stuff. This offense is just on fire 

[victory88 5654]

Lol.... this team is pathetic

[Eastwood 4394]

That was the lowest effort 4th and short I've ever seen.

[immamac 42516]

this is retarded. fuck this fucking shit

[MillerEP 30339]

Just awful performance

[Goodman 3273]

Danny Young must not go to class, why is he not getting a shot after a season of below average RB play.

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Pathetic

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Lol. Fucking pathetic. With tech missing their best linebacker 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

That’s believable. Sorry sacks of shit on the Oline.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

menso going for it on 4th for sure

and yet again we dont convert a fucking 4th down inside the fucking 25 yard line of the other team. 

 

thats what,  like 7 times so far this year?

[texaslong 678]

Typical 4th down conversion.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

lol fuck everything

[Sgt Hulk 13645]

Everyone knew why was coming and we ran it anyway hah