Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

what I want to know is why the fuck todd Orlando was talking to the opposing head coach for several minutes 5 minutes before kickoff. What the fuck could you possibly have to talk about with him over your defensive unit that is underperforming? 

Telling him how dumb the fans are and how the players don’t execute.

[Goodman 3273]

Wells is already working the refs while Tom is likely have a 4-way conversation about who did not strain enough on that 4th down play. 

[yoladu 4066]

I've seen this show before.

hate reruns.

silver lining: i am not wet.

[Nicole44 22027]

I think our band needs to make a statement by just leaving the stadium after halftime. 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Welp fuck the bowl game today’s the end of Texas football this season 

[Jive Turkey 12567]

that running play sums up our defense.  should have been a 5 yard loss.  picks up 18.

Edited November 29, 2019 by Jive Turkey

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

what I want to know is why the fuck todd Orlando was talking to the opposing head coach for several minutes 5 minutes before kickoff. What the fuck could you possibly have to talk about with him over your defensive unit that is underperforming? 

Networking for his next job.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Of course. 

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

That was the lowest effort 4th and short I've ever seen.

What kind of special idiot runs a QB sneak on 4th and a yard and a half? That's for when you're 4th and less than a yard. 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Clown show 

[texaslong 678]

Wow. Gain of 18 on nothing.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Couldn’t be any more obvious that the last thing they want to be doing is playing a football game. 

[Sejjr 3246]

We had a great plan on that 4th down and failed to execute.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

So far, this game is giving me lots of hope that Herman can fix this. /sarcasm

[immamac 42513]

This team does not deserve to play in a bowl game they should give it to tech.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Didn't you hear? It's all about us this week. We'll do what we do worst.

Tech rb looking like barry sanders

[Auto Driller 2504]

Even the shittiest Strong-coached teams seemed like they cared. They just weren’t very good. This team doesn’t even give a shit. I blame the coaching staff 100%.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Sneak on 4th and two? When the fuck did Herman start watching football? In college? WTF is wrong with these guys. Their fucking hurry up bullshit sucks ass

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

We fucking suck yak dick 

[LTtxfan 48952]

8 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Is it too early to crack open the scotch bottle?

[Tailgate 3018]

Herman needs to go yesterday. Sam needs to compete for the job next year.

 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

aggy got lucky Brandon Jones chose us. Never go with aggy leans

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Have we fired anyone yet

[Nicole44 22027]

This confusing offense employed by Tech is confusing us.

[52-80 19076]

Everyday we stray further from God

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

they are going to go right down the field and score again.

you can literally put the fork in us if that happens

[Goodman 3273]

Does Tom ditch 11 personnel if we go down 14-0? Just let Sam call the plays.

[gecko 1104]

So far this debacle is on the players

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Brisketexan 104537]

We fucking suck yak dick 

Like we’re worthy of yak dick.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

I would bench Jones if he's going to play this uninspired on his Sr Day....but that's me

[TXs 226]

I hope when the final whistle blows on this game, Herman and Orlando are escorted out of the field and their offices by security. 

[jw4381 3063]

3 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Passing plays were moving the ball straight up the field.

So what does Mensa do?  Call three running plays straight into the Tech D-line.

Mensa is his own worst enemy sometimes.

You mean they can tell when we're going to run? Wonder if Herman knows any of this? No, you say? Shocking.

[Bigbend1812 12884]

We are going to get blown out.  Fuck you Mensa.  Fuck you.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Duffy is so much better than Sam 

[dcar00 14028]

11 plays 80 yards TD.  about to go down 14 to Jett Duffy.

[BigHorn'13 3352]

They need to take Jones out. Fuck senior day. Dude looks like he gives no fucks

[NowThis 931]

Charlie Strong at UCF tonight too!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Surprised the crowd isn't booing yet

Edited November 29, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

LOL this team is god awful

FIRE HERMAN

[orangebird 1079]

lol at people on here who said Tech was terrible, and Texas would handily beat them today.

So if Tech is terrible, what does that make Texas now?

 

Edited November 29, 2019 by orangebird

[LTtxfan 48952]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

aggy got lucky Brandon Jones chose us. Never go with aggy leans

Damn shitty performance by Brandon so far...

[Colonel Mustard 325]

marched the whole field against air defense.

[nineliveslost 2710]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

drinking right now and dont give a fuck. I'll be drunk by 2pm and peeing on myself by 5

[Nicole44 22027]

If the band leaves the stadium at half time maybe the AD, CDC, will just throw Herman’s contract in the trash?

[MillerEP 30339]

Just awful performance

[texaslong 678]

Just now, Goodman said:

Does Tom ditch 11 personnel if we go down 14-0? Just let Sam call the plays.

I say you put Thompson in and let him improvise.

[immamac 42513]

How empty is the stadium in the 2nd half?

[jw4381 3063]

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

This is 1997 John Mackovic.  The team has quit.

Yep.

[Mileslong 4711]

they are all beat up because they keep going for the Madden PS4-style killshot instead of just wrapping up and tackling

I’ve seen a rash of shoulder injuries, stingers etc in the pros and college. I think it’s because of the new tackling rules causing players to move their heads at last second to avoid penalties and putting the force of the hit on exposed shoulders, arms and collar bones in bad positions