Farmageddon 103 Thread (ISU @ KSU)

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

6PM.  FS1.  Bill Snyder Family Stadium.  ISU -4.5.

The Vampire has been vanquished, but Vampire 2.0 roams the sidelines.  Klieman is a former Northern Iowa Panther.  Being a complete fucking thorn to ISU is in his blood.  There is no doubt in my mind that this is the most underrated rivalry in college football.  Will KSU go back to their ways of torturous, improbable victories over ISU, or is this the start of a new era?

Fuck.

Go Clones.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

21 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

There is no doubt in my mind that this is the most underrated rivalry in college football.  

Possibly but definitely has the best name. Good luck to your Clones and liver Al

[Kennythetiger 9338]

Can’t make it to the game- we’ve had some shit weather on the High Plains and I am trying to get things ready to sell calves on Monday. 
Fuck your Cyclones, fuck the horses they rode in on, and I hope you guys enjoy some really good food and really cold Busch Light from wherever you’re watching the game. 

[Parliament 14146]

I gotta roll my homeboy Kleiman. No offense.

 

So what trophy do you guys fight over? A fat chick?

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9338]

Two of them. She and her friend. 

[Iceman 2646]

I just wanna say this is my favorite name for any rivalry game.

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Can’t make it to the game- we’ve had some shit weather on the High Plains and I am trying to get things ready to sell calves on Monday. 
Fuck your Cyclones, fuck the horses they rode in on, and I hope you guys enjoy some really good food and really cold Busch Light from wherever you’re watching the game. 

The weather on the not-so-high Plains is shit too. We still have 25% of our corn out in the field.

Fridge is stocked with Iowa craft beer, Busch Light will be acquired later. Italian roast pork sandwiches topped with sautéed onions and wild mushrooms are on the dinner menu.

Fuck Klieman, god damned Purple Hawk that he is. 5 national titles don’t mean shit today. THROW OUT THE GOT DAMN RECORD BOOKS CAUSE ITS FARMAGEDDON BABY.

Hope you get chores done in time to kick back and enjoy it!

[Neonmoon 38127]

Go Clones 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

I gotta roll my homeboy Kleiman. No offense.
 
So what trophy do you guys fight over? A fat chick?
 
 

Some guy came up with this

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Possibly but definitely has the best name. Good luck to your Clones and liver Al

Warmed the liver up last night. Some buddies are descending around noon for a full day of booze and football.

The war room is ready to roll

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Two shall be at plow in the field; one shall be taken, and the other left.

[Kennythetiger 9338]

The misspelled plow. 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

[Brothahorn 10085]

Nice music

[Guest Lobo]

14 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Warmed the liver up last night. Some buddies are descending around noon for a full day of booze and football.

The war room is ready to roll

 

You miss basements living in Texas.  Probably why we don't have as many serial killers.  Have some rep for the finish out.  

This game actually has rather significant ramifications for Texas' bowl fate.  So I'll be watching (well, flipping back and forth with the bedlam game).

Good luck today, because my in-laws are some of the more annoying KSU fans in the country.  

[utee94 15746]

 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

You miss basements living in Texas.  Probably why we don't have as many serial killers.  Have some rep for the finish out.  
This game actually has rather significant ramifications for Texas' bowl fate.  So I'll be watching (well, flipping back and forth with the bedlam game).
Good luck today, because my in-laws are some of the more annoying KSU fans in the country.  

We really shouldn’t have them. I’ve put a lot into preventing flooding, after ours got fucked a couple years ago.

A buddy of mine always said the only thing you should use a basement for in Iowa is hiding from tornadoes.

This is what can happen

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

My pieces of flair are in place

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

We’ve got Busch!

[SDG 3319]

5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

We really shouldn’t have them. I’ve put a lot into preventing flooding, after ours got fucked a couple years ago.

A buddy of mine always said the only thing you should use a basement for in Iowa is hiding from tornadoes.

This is what can happen

 

Tvs mount to wells now so you’re good.  Through some nice pool furniture down there and make it a party.  

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Fuck this shit

[SnowAggy 154]

Lolz, that seems about right.  

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Should have seen this coming

[clapclapclap 9000]

ISU wearing Atomic Fireballs for helmets.

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

There’s not enough alcohol

[clapclapclap 9000]

Nice return

[clapclapclap 9000]

And we have a game, ISU cuts it to 14-7.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Timeoutgeddon

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Timeoutgeddon

My buddy drank 2 beers in that period of time.

Well, evened up. This is going to get typically weird.

[Hurtlocker 2208]

This is the defensive SEC battle the Iron Bowl used to be.   Its like fucking Freaky Friday.

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Tied going into the 4th. Special teams the difference thus far. Peak Farmageddon

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Holy fuck Mike Rose was tackled there

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Special teams we’re the difference as they so often are

[SimonBolivar 10947]

I expected better than 7-5 (5-4) from ISU this year. Unlucky to be sure, but that's still a tough break compared to having so much momentum from last year. I know like my school that making a bowl is "good enough", but this has to be disappointing. 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

I expected better than 7-5 (5-4) from ISU this year. Unlucky to be sure, but that's still a tough break compared to having so much momentum from last year. I know like my school that making a bowl is "good enough", but this has to be disappointing. 

Yeah. It is. Your fanbase doesn’t deserve what they received.

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Nothing against Al or the other ISU guys, but I’m not upset seeing Purdy and company take an L. 

[WBT 20431]

Klieman goes 8-4 in his first year.  I wonder if the fans are still pissed he was hired.

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

God, I hate this pussy-ass team. K State is good and all, but this team is 10-ply. Spare parts.

[Guest Lobo]

There’s a damn good chance yall end up in Houston for your bowl game.  Congrats on a good year and whipping our ass

around.  

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

There’s a damn good chance yall end up in Houston for your bowl game.  Congrats on a good year and whipping our ass
around.  

We’ll get blown out with this effort

[El Diablo 4232]

Hey, Hilton Magic is just around the corner! 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Hey, Hilton Magic is just around the corner! 

If I didn’t like you, I’d hate you

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Matt Campbell is 1-7 in rivalry games. This is the golden age of ISU football, but that’s a bitter pill to swallow