Terrelle Pryor in critical condition

[Trey3216 15,325]

Stabbed in his heart at an apartment in Pittsburgh. 
 

 

[closetojumping 62,213]

Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. 

 

[Aldo Raine 122]

Tat sucks.

[Aqua Buddha 14,501]

3 minutes ago, Aldo Raine said:

Tat sucks.

Well fucking played.  Bravo, sir.  Brav-O.

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Wonder what the knife will go for at auction

[Horn80 6,075]

Someone got an overdone steak.

[texastroubadour 1,203]

Michigan fan?

[NowThis 931]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

Michigan fan?

yeah, the timing is damn suspicious

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Maybe somebody who never got paid for a tattoo just wanted it back

[EE2B 1,561]

Doesn’t sound like it was about football, an article this morning says it was a woman that stabbed him.

https://www.wtae.com/article/terrelle-pryor-nfl-stabbed-pittsburgh-apartments/30061303

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

[USMCHorn 1,369]

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

[BigHorn'13 3,352]

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

How the fuck else are you supposed to kill vampires, smart guy? Yeah... Thought so. 

[Red Five 40,632]

20 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

I can't say I agree 100% with this, but I'm glad someone took a stab at it. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

A woman huh? I wonder if this is her first run in with the law, or if she has any Pryor offenses. 

[DaggerHorns 3,058]

The dangers of selling your memorabilia on Craigslist...

Edited November 30, 2019 by DaggerHorns

[closetojumping 62,213]

24 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

My comment was a straight quote from good guy Terrelle Pryor himself. Trouble has followed him everywhere and his innocence in any matter is dubious. Still, I’m not cheering for most peoples’ death. Do I have a list? Sure. Are some people around here and within the program on the list? Sure. Terrelle Pryor, though? No. 

That said, don’t be a gash about it. 

[Goredho 17,345]

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

We’ll regain our humanity when the football team is no longer a prison bitch traded for cigarettes between TCU, Baylor and Iowa State.

Edited November 30, 2019 by Goredho

[Neonmoon 38,127]

It’s hard to get over a broken heart 

[Deej 76,542]

15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

We’ll regain our humanity when the football team is no longer a prison bitch traded for cigarettes between TCU, Baylor and Iowa State.

No we won't.

[happyhookem 224]

There seems to be a lot of bleeding hearts on this thread.

[Landomatic 3,813]

1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

There seems to be a lot of bleeding hearts on this thread.

Well it cuts like a knife.  But it feels so right.

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Prayers sent his way,  and for his family as well. 

[Sbbruin 21,708]

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Do I have a list? Sure. Are some people around here and within the program on the list? Sure. 

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

Love stories are the best. No woman has ever been closer to his heart. 

[DixonHur 11,170]

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

A woman huh? I wonder if this is her first run in with the law, or if she has any Pryor offenses. 

Stabbed through the heart and she's to blame, she gives love a bad name

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

A lot of shitty comments in this thread about a man who might die from his injuries. I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

Philosophers and plowmen each must know his part

Edited November 30, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[HenryJames 65,886]

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

I know we’re assholes but Jesus Christ...

was also stabbed.

[Herpa Derpa 6,111]

18 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Prayers sent his way,  and for his family as well. 

Sending prayers, but no thoughts?  You heartless bastard.

[utee94 15,745]

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Sending prayers, but no thoughts?  You heartless bastard.

Pretty sure it makes him a thoughtless bastard.

Pryor is the heartless bastard.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Pussy still undefeated?

Seems like shes a cut above the rest.

[Underdog 28,445]

She's so good with her stiletto, you don't even feel the pain...

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Tragedy puns are one of my favorite Surly traditions. 

[atomheartbevo 89,407]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

Dedicated to.   I don’t know what kind of knife she was using, but it’s tough as hell to get a typical pocket knife through the sternum.  

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

Recommend you see Knives Out.  

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Philosophers and plowmen each must know his part

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.

For real, tho.

[Stunns38 3,357]

She's so good with her stiletto, you don't even feel the pain...

 

A very nice friend of mine tried to break up a cat fight on 6th st years ago, and ended up having to go to the ER after getting gashed in the head by one of those ghetto biatches with a stiletto.

 

PSA: don’t get close to a woman with stilettos.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

I always kind of liked Pryor. He's a talented dude. Thoughts to his family and friends. 

[Chooky 13,302]

I blame Heinz.

[Yuk 1,508]

Should have been carrying a narwhal horn.  Oh well.

[Mapache 1,117]

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I blame Heinz.

That's not blood, it's ketchup

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

So is he out for Sunday’s game? Or?..

[DeadArmadillo 907]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So is he out for Sunday’s game? Or?..

He was cut earlier this season

[El Squared 1,793]

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dedicated to.   I don’t know what kind of knife she was using, but it’s tough as hell to get a typical pocket knife through the sternum.  

SIAP: but you need not go through sternum to penetrate the heart. Between the correct ribs is good enough.

[Call 393]

[Mapache 1,117]

1 minute ago, DeadArmadillo said:

He was cut earlier this season

That sucks, cut and stabbed in the same year 

[NTVTXN 1,432]

17 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

 

A very nice friend of mine tried to break up a cat fight on 6th st years ago, and ended up having to go to the ER after getting gashed in the head by one of those ghetto biatches with a stiletto.

 

PSA: don’t get close to a woman with stilettos.

Unless she’s bending  down to take yo cash from up on stage, amirite?

[NTVTXN 1,432]

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

Well it cuts like a knife.  But it feels so right.

Any word on if he told her, “Give it to me straight to the heart” ???

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

4 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

He was cut earlier this season

I thought he was cut last night? I’m confused now?