Aggy at LSU - 6pm ESPN

[Topper13 3,369]

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Isn’t this a contractual thing that ends soon? 

The end of this season

https://www.secsports.com/article/18165241/bowl-selection-process

Edited December 1, 2019 by Topper13

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Isn’t this a contractual thing that ends soon? 

Yeah it ends then they sign another contract that lets the sec do whatever they want too

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Sorry about the quintuple post.  Shirts borked.

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

Are they going to put this score on t-shirts and cups? 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Half

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend

[Deej 76,830]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

I lost count.

[oh_snap 694]

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Sorry about the quintuple post.  Shirts borked.

Like your wife apparently... oh and aggy too

[mdmost 43,004]

Jimbo's got LSU right where they want them!

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Surely someone will come out of the locker room wearing #12 and inspire the team to victory in the second half!

[Horn Dog 9,875]

Post a pic of your wife since you want her to get fucked so bad

[Wishbone 4,762]

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, how many times did that guy’s wife get fucked?

I got this. Take the total, and subtract Jimbo’s “participation”.

[Deej 76,830]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Post a pic of your wife since you want her to get fucked so bad

We all know what Jimbo's wife looks like. Why he's posting here while his team is being dismantled by LSU, I have no idea.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

[HeyMcFly 144]

God damn that is so god damn lame i would never be able to truly express that in real words.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,471]

A&M is paying Jimbo 7.5 million to go 7-5.  Clearly they need to pay him 13 million.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

8 more years of pure bliss. Winless against winning teams but would go undefeated in the big 12-2.

[EastTexan 662]

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Hugo Stiglitz actually attended a game?

How'd he make time?

[Bullneck 19,168]

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

A&M is paying Jimbo 7.5 million to go 7-5.  Clearly they need to pay him 13 million.

Would he go 14-10?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Did aggy win halftime?

[Radical Larry 28,641]

This halftime is taking forever. Did they call the game?

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

34 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Very much this

I royally fucked up that sentence because of autocorrect, but you get the point lol. 

[Wishbone 4,762]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Did aggy win halftime?

I believe they’re getting swept overall today.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Did aggy win halftime?

coonasses made gumbo out of ftab

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

LSU -10.5 1st half....hahahahaha.  Thanks for the free money aggy.  Don’t ever stop being you.   I wish there was a prop bet for ‘Will one of the aggy defenders celebrate a sack when they’re down 77-0’ ?

[TrashMaster G 17,563]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Did aggy win halftime?

When do they ever?  The aggy band sucks.

[Macanudo 12,989]

The fucking Aggie TV commercial is just a small penis association with UT.  How fitting.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

mond!

[mdmost 43,004]

Do the reading glasses really help, Jimbo?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,415]

Their defense is butt fucking the aggy o-line. Every snap, and it's glorious. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Do the reading glasses really help, Jimbo?

offensive genius

[mdmost 43,004]

Is that the first 1st down aggy got today?

[Deej 76,830]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Their defense is butt fucking the aggy o-line. Every snap, and it's glorious. 

aggy likes being butt fucked. Advantage aggy.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,331]

Aggy at my pub just said the reason why LSU is kicking their ass is because aggy is exhausted due to sec schedule. Texas was only competitive w LSU because game was early in season.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

aggy really should quick kick

[Eastwood 4,394]

I had to dig to find this because A&M sent out a copystrike to everyone still in possession of it, but thankfully Gawker Media doesn't care about silly things like laws:

https://deadspin.com/texas-a-m-made-a-really-sad-video-because-they-just-wan-5923148

[NAVY 6,747]

This is going to be a quality loss

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

10 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Did aggy win halftime?

[PNWhornsfan 391]

LSU might have more penalty yards than Aggy has yards of offense...

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

cramp

[Lou Loomis 748]

17 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Next year, they can make cups with a photo of a mudhole or a prolapsed poop chute

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

I want to see an aggy and LSU fan in the same shot both doing the horns down

[TrashMaster G 17,563]

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Aggy at my pub just said the reason why LSU is kicking their ass is because aggy is exhausted due to sec schedule. Texas was only competitive w LSU because game was early in season.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

I hope you called the gomer out over that steaming pile of bullshit.

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Nah they will just still use the 74-72 cups. 

[gmr548 16,580]

aggy really should quick kick

On first down

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[mdmost 43,004]

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I want to see an aggy and LSU fan in the same shot both doing the horns down

If you go to Baton Rouge next year, you'll see exactly that. 

[Wishbone 4,762]

4 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Idiots

[Topper13 3,369]

4 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

It's ok to boo a shit product

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

That old gal was waving a turkey wing....

Edited December 1, 2019 by BillyGoatHill