Holy Christ!

[TrashMaster G 17,630]

We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

[futureman 22,554]

I’m agent johnson.  this is special agent johnson.  no relation. 

[bschoolprof 6,273]

Jesus Christ, Powell, he could be a fucking bartender for all we know.

[Macanudo 13,018]

Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck anyone who says this isn't a Christmas movie.

[Pato del Muerto 52,623]

No relation. 

[DaysOff 7,977]

.

[mdmost 43,059]

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds...to conquer.

[Macanudo 13,018]

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.....

[futureman 22,554]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No relation. 

sorry, hans, wrong guess.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

fists with your toes.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,939]

[mulletpelini 5,216]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m agent johnson.  this is special agent johnson.  no relation. 

I was in junior high dickhead

[RPM 26,363]

The quarterback is TOAST!

[Pato del Muerto 52,623]

Feel free to hit up the Netflix series “the movies that made us” and watch the die hard episode. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,330]

Sister Teresa called me Mr. McClane in the third grade.  My friends call me John.  And you're neither shithead.

[Underdog 28,798]

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. 

Hi, Honey. 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

[smuggs 9,353]

No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?!!?

[Underdog 28,798]

Shoot the glass!

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Shoot the glass!

schieß dem fenster

[futureman 22,554]

clay... bill clay. 

[Underdog 28,798]

This is Special Agent Johnson...  No, the other one. 

[Underdog 28,798]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

What I love about that sequence is the SWAT member getting stuck by a rose bush and reacting like a bitch.  

[mulletpelini 5,216]

I just saw that guy in a movie with Brandon Lee called Rapid Fire.  At least I think it was him.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

Now I have a machine gun.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I just saw that guy in a movie with Brandon Lee called Rapid Fire.  At least I think it was him.

He was the battery/electrical torture guy in Lethal weapon and the cleaver guy in Big Trouble In Little China too.

 

[RPM 26,363]

Ok, this is more than the traditional one liner, but you really need the setup to savor the punchline.

Mr Mystery Guest, are you still there?

Yeah, I'm still here unless you want to open the front door for me.

No, I'm afraid not but you have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshal Dillon?

I was always partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I liked those sequined shirts.

Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr Cowboy?

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

 

[Incredulity 11,683]

Shameful it took this many posts to get to

 

”Welcome to the party, pal!”

 

[Underdog 28,798]

They're for my wife. 

[Buzzrock 14,949]

Feel free to hit up the Netflix series “the movies that made us” and watch the die hard episode. 

Yeah that’s a good episode. It’s amazing how incomplete the story was when they started shooting.

[TrashMaster G 17,630]

You  missed some.

Edited December 3, 2019 by TrashMaster G

[GreenspointTexas 9,685]

She’s pregnant

Edited December 3, 2019 by GreenspointTexas

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

They're for my wife. 

yeah.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She’s pregnant

yeah.

[GreenspointTexas 9,685]

25 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

yeah.

yeah.

Heh, BAG IT

[TrashMaster G 17,630]

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Heh, BAG IT

Big time.

[Deej 76,964]

On 12/2/2019 at 12:10 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Feel free to hit up the Netflix series “the movies that made us” and watch the die hard episode. 

That was fantastic. 

Never realized Karl was a Russian ballet dancer in real life.

Edited December 3, 2019 by Deej

[Underdog 28,798]

How did you not recognize that by his gracefulness being hoisted up with a chain around his neck and then flying across the room? 

 

A million terrorists in the world and I have to find one with smaller feet than my sister. 

[Deej 76,964]

I guess I'm just not that observant. 

Also didn't realize that was alan Rickman's first movie. Quite the debut.

Edited December 3, 2019 by Deej

[smuggs 9,353]

54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A million terrorists in the world and I have to find one with smaller feet than my sister. 

 

* Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

[Carl Spackler 3,505]

[Underdog 28,798]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

* Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

Noted