This Alabama Woman Did Not Handle the Loss Very Well

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Obligatory ode to the greatest Bama fan meltdown

 

This needs the replay review with the color commentators drawing on it with their pen. Its glorious!

[Beau Vine 55,915]

2 hours ago, Rougarou said:

It might quite literally be all she's got. It's sad.

$20 says she never even graduated HS, let alone attended Bama.

[Deej 77,966]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

$20 says she never even graduated HS, let alone attended Bama.

It's Alabama. Way to go out on a limb.

[Kennythetiger 9,697]

17 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

"what the fucking fuck" always a winner

Like the double-dog dare, "fuck you, you fucking fuck" is reserved for only the most-needed of circumstances.

[fattyflattie 4,640]

I have been the same way many times in the past. I now just laugh and die a tiny bit inside. The CS tenure was not good for me. The TH experiment not working out much better. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

Alabama fan charged with murder of LSU fan after shooting during LSU-Alabama game

bitch needs to up her game...

[Aqua Buddha 14,820]

51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

I think his entire furniture set costs $200 combined.  I’ve seen girls doing nude selfies with nicer furniture.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, bamachine said:

Someone mentioned the subject matter of the thread being on meth. Doesn't meth make you skinny, she seems more likely to be addicted to lard.

You should have seen her before the meth.

[taybo20 3,054]

There was a Bama chick sitting near us with her head in her hands the whole game puking...surprised she wasn’t kicked out earlier. Eventually she left tho.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

So, would ja?

 

I think I might.  Drunk, crying, and needy is kinda sexy

[OU Sucks 9,417]

It just means more.

[Surly Bevo 25,900]

This version is art with the music selection

 

[Nivek 17,464]

I am exactly like this during the spring game.

[Sock Drawer 214]

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Raises hand.  I guess it being a woman makes this one  special.  Otherwise that's par for the course for any fanbase.  Football fans aren't generally a classy bunch. 

I resemble that remark.

[mulletpelini 5,230]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

I may or may not have snapped like that on the Leon Lett blocked field goal recovery attempt on Turkey Day in the snow. 

One of the great 90's Dolphins moments, then they proceeded to lose the next 6 out of 7 and miss the playoffs or something like that.

5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

SEC wimmin

 

1. She fucks great

2. If this is legit, props to him for not being a pussy and willing to really cross the line.  Is there any way they're still together?

[hornhorn 100]

Alabama women typically have the same reaction when losing in the living room or here:

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

SEC wimmin
 

why does she have clothes on?

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

14 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Alabama fan charged with murder of LSU fan after shooting during LSU-Alabama game

bitch needs to up her game...

Shooting obnoxious LSU fans should not be a crime.

[kopp0e 1,135]

15 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

She’s an Alabama 9.

With that dirty talkin' she does, she's gotta be a 11... 

[LW Goatman 1,129]

Can’t show bama videos without Ricky’s rant.

[PittsburghTiger 6,422]

14 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I think his entire furniture set costs $200 combined.  I’ve seen girls doing nude selfies with nicer furniture.

It's nice he is such a fat fuck since he stands there with his arms crossed. He has a place to rest them on his fat fuck belly so his shoulders don't get sore holding his arms.

[PittsburghTiger 6,422]

42 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Can’t show bama videos without Ricky’s rant.

It sounded like that was the Kickoff Classic game for 2013 in Atlanta against Virginia Tech, a 35-10 Alabama victory. I would love to see his reaction after Alabama's cluster fuck game against Auburn, War Eagle, and the Tide's 13 penalties and two INTs returned for TDs. His reaction to the final penalty of the game I bet was amazing.

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

6 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Can’t show bama videos without Ricky’s rant.

Who shows up to watch a game with friends with a pom pom? do sec fans realize they are fucking insane and dumb as fuck?

[Vic Mackey 48,078]

6 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Can’t show bama videos without Ricky’s rant.

Do you happen to know which game this was?

[Bevo14 8,471]

I said worse shit in half the games this season. Of course, I would've been popping champagne if we were going to wind up 10-2 with an L.

Edited December 3, 2019 by Bevo14

[Aqua Buddha 14,820]

39 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Who shows up to watch a game with friends with a pom pom? do sec fans realize they are fucking insane and dumb as fuck?

[Aqua Buddha 14,820]

17 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

One of the great 90's Dolphins moments, then they proceeded to lose the next 6 out of 7 and miss the playoffs or something like that.

1. She fucks great

2. If this is legit, props to him for not being a pussy and willing to really cross the line.  Is there any way they're still together?

Ole Miss football is her life?  I hate to piss all over her dreams, but.....

[Lone Star Horn 2,071]

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Do you happen to know which game this was?

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=292480259

TV mentioned new ABC show "FlashForward" 2009 was it's only season

[Vic Mackey 48,078]

1 minute ago, Lone Star Horn said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=292480259

TV mentioned new ABC show "FlashForward" 2009 was it's only season

Ahh ok. So this was before Bama became the giant they were. 

[mulletpelini 5,230]

love the two tube tvs next to the flatscreen.  I haven't owned a tube tv since 2004?  And that was while I lived in Louisiana so I damn sure know they were selling em there!

[PittsburghTiger 6,422]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Do you happen to know which game this was?

 

17 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=292480259

TV mentioned new ABC show "FlashForward" 2009 was it's only season

 

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ahh ok. So this was before Bama became the giant they were. 

I thought I heard Herbie say Virginia Tech, so I thought it was the Kickoff game in Atlanta in 2013. But you may indeed be correct about the ABC TV show.

We heard Musberger also on the broadcast, right? So that may be a clue as well. 

Edited December 4, 2019 by PittsburghTiger

[Pimphand 6,423]

@Lone Star Horn is correct. The best part about Ricky's Rant was it happened when they were down 1 point.

This isn't a fan rant but I figure this thread is a good place to stash the clip