Cowboys @ Bears: TNF Edition

[bamachine 1231]

3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Michael Bennett and offsides are like Flozell Adams and false starts. This team is retarded and has been for years. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Jaylon Smith not making plays. The story of his 2019 season. 

[dcar00 14902]

TD would pretty much do it I think.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Also, Jaylon Smith might be the worst thing about this defense. So glad we drafted him to give us one single good season and Jerry extended him. He's an abortion. 

LVE is garbage, too.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

How can this be happening? Why we have this brilliant young offensive coordinator. Fuck.

[Dirk X West 772]

I think I'm gonna stop watching the Cowboys and take up cutting myself.

[Junior Miller 1502]

Holy shit on the radio call.  Sham said "Hoersted is from Princeton but he's not so smart." and Babe followed up with " is anyone from from Princeton smart?" 

Even the cock suck-ass radio booth has turned on Garrett's bitch ass

[perfectchaos007 6766]

“It will get better” -Dak Prescott

[dcar00 14902]

these fucking guys dancing around while they are getting dick punched.

Mims done.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Ouch

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

How can this be happening? Why we have this brilliant young offensive coordinator. Fuck.

Didn't you say this defense has been playing well this season? Lol.

[cactusflinthead 27626]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m done watching this team. Seriously just done watching and following them. This’ll be my last Cowboys post. I’ll really miss you Drew, you cute dumb fucking moron. 

Is that a promise?

[Dbeasy 15526]

One step closer to Riley to the cowboys.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Is Wims colorblind or does he pick out his shoes blindfolded?

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[RPM 26560]

2 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I think I'm gonna stop watching the Cowboys and take up cutting myself.

 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Jaylon had no idea where the ball was on either play. Either ball put higher up, it would be a TD. Or maybe turn the fuck around and get an easy pick. But who am I kidding. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Face guarding on 3 straight plays. Not going to keep working. 

[Drew 2833]

They going to give him that TD.

And they get the ball back after the half. So they’ll be up 24-7 before Dallas gets the ball back.

Bills 2.0.

[RPM 26560]

[dcar00 14902]

ha fucking ha.  keep showing Jones please.

I think he may have dropped that.

[DougO 5261]

It isn't Garrett so much as it is the entire fucking coaching staff. You can't play this bad if you have any idea what your doing on offense or defense.

 

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

You're never going to intercept a ball with your fucking back to the QB. 

Last week people said, "we can't fire Garrett, we're in first place." Fuck that. Shake this team up. If they lose tonight, fire his ass tonight

[perfectchaos007 6766]

This team is going to be worse after we pay Dak his big contract 

[Nicole44 22206]

This team isn’t doing shit in the post season. 

Too bad Jerruh will never understand that no one will ever believe he was the “coach” for the 1990’s SB teams.

hire a GM and a real HC. For fucks sake! 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

It doesn’t get much worse than Jaylen Smith in coverage. He’s pathetic. And his celebrating Schtick is ridiculous 

[michaelpshayes 417]

why don’t you dance after that play Jalen 

[Hate 20232]

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

[A’Dam Psycho 1490]

Yeah nah I’m out

[dcar00 14902]

Jerry Jones arkansas inbred ass deserves this shit. fuck him.

[DougO 5261]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

You're never going to intercept a ball with your fucking back to the QB. 

Last week people said, "we can't fire Garrett, we're in first place." Fuck that. Shake this team up. If they lose tonight, fire his ass tonight

Hire Ron RIvera tomorrow. At least he could probably help the defense.

[cactusflinthead 27626]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

This team isn’t doing shit in the post season. 

Too bad Jerruh will never understand that no one will ever believe he was the “coach” for the 1990’s SB teams.

hire a GM and a real HC. For fucks sake! 

Bwahaha!

Yeah, that's not happening. 

[Deej 77671]

Can we have Jason Garrett drive past the book depository in a convertible?

[Junior Miller 1502]

an exact carbon copy of the horrible Thanksgiving performance against an even the worse team with just as shitty a quarterback. 

I knew this organization was too soft to go to a cold environment at night and win. Every single thing about this from Jerry Jones to the long snapper is tissue paper soft and all talk, no bite. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Didn't you say this defense has been playing well this season? Lol.

Up until ten seconds left in the half, they'd given up 10. Meanwhile, Dak and Company have totally sucked ass. two or three short short drives. One fucking first down, and the Bears would have had to settle for a time out.

But, the D is looking pretty fucking shitty.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

It doesn’t get much worse than Jaylen Smith in coverage. He’s pathetic. And his celebrating Schtick is ridiculous 

He's fucking terrible. But then again, name me one player on this defense worth a damn? 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Never has a team with this much talent performed so poorly. 
 

this is a copy of last week. It’s almost as if the coaching staff is in over its head. 

[DougO 5261]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

I made the tragic mistake of running out and not restocking before tonight.

Furk.

[DougO 5261]

I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.

[dcar00 14902]

16 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

oh no, remember Jerry said the only chance he has to turn it around and make a deep playoff run is if it'sJason Garrett still there

thats the funny thing. Jason Garrett is a complete non entity.  It doesn't matter if he is there or not.

[deadshank 24654]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

Watching from the spa?

fancy boy. 

Cowboys suck.  

[Deej 77671]

Just now, DougO said:

I made the tragic mistake of running out and not restocking before tonight.

Furk.

That's a you problem.

[DougO 5261]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's a you problem.

I may have a couple of airline bottles of something or other. Not gonna be enough.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Up until ten seconds left in the half, they'd given up 10. Meanwhile, Dak and Company have totally sucked ass. two or three short short drives. One fucking first down, and the Bears would have had to settle for a time out.

But, the D is looking pretty fucking shitty.

10 points on 3 possessions. You realize this whole half has been shortened because of the long drives, right? And the one they didn't score on, they allowed the Bears to jam it down their throat the whole way. Aside from the pick on that bad throw, this defense has not did one dam thing.

[Wally Pryor 5388]

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.

If they haven't given up they're damn sure disinterested.    

Almost zero fire and intensity out there tonight.   

One team wants the game.  The other wants to get on the plane home.

[DougO 5261]

Even before this year, even when they looked like they had good defense, the Cowboys have to be one of the worst defenses in history on 3rd and long over the past five years or so. Opponents magically pull plays out of their ass on a regular basis.

[Hook1997 5486]

That Dallas defense makes Trubisky look good and Montgomery who has done nothing all year...  From a life long Bears fan, our offense sucks

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.
 

Hard to watch with cucumbers slices covering your eyes ?

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

If they haven't given up they're damn sure disinterested.    

Almost zero fire and intensity out there tonight.   

One team wants the game.  The other wants to get on the plane home.

It was obvious after the first drive.  The cowboys can't wait to get to the offseason, smoke some blunts, go to some music festivals.    we do all the work running the ball and fail to use ANY FUCKING PLAY ACTION.

[Deej 77671]

Just now, DougO said:

I may have a couple of airline bottles of something or other. Not gonna be enough.

Could anything be enough?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

10 points on 3 possessions. You realize this whole half has been shortened because of the long drives, right? And the one they didn't score on, they allowed the Bears to jam it down their throat the whole way. Aside from the pick on that bad throw, this defense has not did one dam thing.

Had Dak gotten us one more first down (3 extra plays @ 40 sec each, that last long drive would have been cut short and they would have likely settled for a FG