Cowboys @ Bears: TNF Edition

[cactusflinthead 27626]

Jerry wants your anger. If he can't get your praise then anger will do. What he can't abide is ambivalence. 

Stop caring. Learn how to not give a flying fuck. 

Because it doesn't matter. All questions are answered by the owner. There is no escape. 

Embrace the chaos. 

[deadshank 24654]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

8 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.
 

Hard to watch with cucumbers slices covering your eyes ?

He's got the hot stones on his giblets, too

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

It was obvious after the first drive.  The cowboys can't wait to get to the offseason, smoke some blunts, go to some music festivals.    we do all the work running the ball and fail to use ANY FUCKING PLAY ACTION.

Divert the plane to  Frisco and bust the lot of them.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

They're like a celebrity soft-ball team, no one gives a shit, playing half ass.

[RPM 26560]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Jerry wants your anger. If he can't get your praise then anger will do. What he can't abide is ambivalence. 

Stop buying tickets and merch. That's what gets his attention.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

We suck balls

[deadshank 24654]

Just now, RPM said:

Stop buying tickets and merch. That's what gets his attention.

Then what would the great unwashed masses do for clothing and entertainment?

[Hook1997 5486]

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

Robert Kraft type spa I’m guessing?

[deadshank 24654]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

We suck balls

We?  You got a mouse in your pocket?

[irishtexan 11692]

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

[RPM 26560]

Just now, deadshank said:

Then what would the great unwashed masses do for clothing and entertainment?

Dunno, but the kids in Haiti would get a new wardrobe.

[cactusflinthead 27626]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Stop buying tickets and merch. That's what gets his attention.

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

[shakahorn 1655]

Did Troy's clothes get stolen?  Looks like he's wearing his workout outfit.

[deadshank 24654]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

you must hate your BIL. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I bet Garrett is in the locker room giving them a Knute Rockne speech.

[Hate 20232]

I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.

Sounds like something Jason Garrett would do.

[cactusflinthead 27626]

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Nope. I’m back you m f’ers. 

Damn. 

Well, pour another and hang on.

[RPM 26560]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

The only Cowboys jersey I ever owned was a Staubach jersey my Mom bought me for Christmas one year. It was Blue. She never understood why I didn't wear it.

[cactusflinthead 27626]

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

you must hate your BIL. 

He's a Spurs fan. But, he's good to her so it's a push.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

So, I guess we're not going to adjust to the offense running the QB.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Im thinking buying defense is more important than a running back.

[Hook1997 5486]

Why haven’t the Bears been running him in situations all season?  

[Hate 20232]

Spa=hot tub attached to pool. It’s only a hot tub if it is stand alone.

[deadshank 24654]

Finally bottled up the Pollock QB. 

[bamachine 1231]

69 and 1/2, not as nice

[Hook1997 5486]

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

No y’all have a good chance of going 7-9 and winning the division still....   while the Bears might go 9-7 and not sniff the playoffs.

Edited December 6, 2019 by Hook1997

[RPM 26560]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Spa=hot tub attached to pool. It’s only a hot tub if it is stand alone.

You need to sweep your patio.

[tokamak 6685]

Just now, deadshank said:

Finally bottled up the Pollock QB. 

not the preferred nomenclature

[shakahorn 1655]

Looks like a certain team in orange on d.

[dcar00 14902]

ha ha.  24-7 coming up

[Mileslong 4793]

Jesus Christ that’s as bad as it gets

[deadshank 24654]

Longhorn D wearing Cowboy gear tonight.  

Wow. Tackle someone. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3462]

Jaylen Smith is sorry as fuck

[RPM 26560]

Look at that little monkey run!

[DaysOff 8157]

Puts his foot in the ground- troy drinking game. I'm wasted

[Deej 77671]

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

Keep telling yourself there will be a new coach.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Man I think we should let Jaylen Smith walk in free agency. He's not good.

[deadshank 24654]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Spa=hot tub attached to pool. It’s only a hot tub if it is stand alone.

What's in the white bag?

[Trey3216 15450]

The lack of tackling is absolutely unreal 

[irishtexan 11692]

Jaylen Smith is sorry as fuck

Get paid and quit. It’s the Cowboys way

[cactusflinthead 27626]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

No y’all have a good chance of going 7-9 and winning the division still....   

F that. Absolutely don't want. Maximum shame. Lose to the deadskins. Lose out. Suck every bit of hope out of the fanbase. Humiliations galore. 

That's the only thing that might get through the redneck's head

[Trey3216 15450]

Good Lord 

[LTtxfan 49909]

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Longhorn D wearing Cowboy gear tonight.  

Wow. Tackle someone. 

[dcar00 14902]

Richard is such a spare. can't believe people thought he was head coach material.

[Mileslong 4793]

Got damnit

[Radical Larry 28814]

All-Pro QB Mitch Trubisky

[dcar00 14902]

please show Jerry.

[Trey3216 15450]

Game Blouses

[bamachine 1231]

Well, that looked easy.

[Mileslong 4793]

This game is fucking over