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Jerry wants your anger. If he can't get your praise then anger will do. What he can't abide is ambivalence. 

Stop caring. Learn how to not give a flying fuck. 

Because it doesn't matter. All questions are answered by the owner. There is no escape. 

Embrace the chaos. 

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  On 12/6/2019 at 2:49 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:
  On 12/6/2019 at 2:43 AM, Hate said:
I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.
 
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Hard to watch with cucumbers slices covering your eyes ?

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He's got the hot stones on his giblets, too

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  On 12/6/2019 at 2:43 AM, Hate said:

I’m watching this game from the spa tonight while drinking whiskey and I can’t be bothered to be pissed. I will be pissed if they let Garrett back into the locker room at the end of the game. He needs to buy his own ticket back to Dallas.

 

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Robert Kraft type spa I’m guessing?

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We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

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  On 12/6/2019 at 2:45 AM, DougO said:
I don't think this team has given up at all. I just think they are clueless and they suck shit.


Sounds like something Jason Garrett would do.
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  On 12/6/2019 at 2:56 AM, cactusflinthead said:

I haven't bought merch for myself in years. I'm damn sure not buying a bad luck blue jersey. The last time I bought something it was a gift for the BIL.

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The only Cowboys jersey I ever owned was a Staubach jersey my Mom bought me for Christmas one year. It was Blue. She never understood why I didn't wear it.

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  On 12/6/2019 at 2:56 AM, irishtexan said:

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

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No y’all have a good chance of going 7-9 and winning the division still....   while the Bears might go 9-7 and not sniff the playoffs.

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  On 12/6/2019 at 2:56 AM, irishtexan said:

We gonna lose today, lose next week to the Rams, get our teeth kicked in by the eagles, will give up against the redskins and go home 6-10. Hopefully the new coach has some influence and convinces jerry to franchise dak one more year because there is no fucking way on earth he’s good enough to be the highest paid player in the nfl. This team is borked. I’m almost inclined to just blow the whole damn thing up.

Fuck. Being a cowboys and longhorns fan is fucking depressing.

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Keep telling yourself there will be a new coach.

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  On 12/6/2019 at 3:01 AM, Hook1997 said:

No y’all have a good chance of going 7-9 and winning the division still....   

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F that. Absolutely don't want. Maximum shame. Lose to the deadskins. Lose out. Suck every bit of hope out of the fanbase. Humiliations galore. 

That's the only thing that might get through the redneck's head

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