Cowboys @ Bears: TNF Edition

[Mossyhorn 143]

This defense is horrible. Sack the whole staff, Orlando needs a job. 

Edited December 6, 2019 by Mossyhorn

[RPM 26560]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Chunky Soup may want to rethink their ad campaign. 

Greek yogurt sales are wayyyy down.

[Deej 77671]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why hasn't Jerry fired Garrett?

Have you tried to find an NFL coach that wants to lick your taint?

[Hate 20232]

Every single person on this staff needs to go including trainers, clubhouse people, and janitors. They need to completely flush this turd of a franchise and start over.

[DougO 5261]

5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why hasn't Jerry fired Garrett?

Why hasn't the entire staff been fired?

[Mileslong 4793]

Why hasn't Jerry fired Garrett?

I honestly don’t know if there is anything Garrett can do to get fired. Jerry will always make excuses for him.

[futureman 22664]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

He has not had the ball in how long? Defense gave up TDs to end and start the half. But hey, keep up your shtick. You literally discuss nothing else on this team besides Dak. I mean if what you post is actually called discussing.

dak isn’t as good as mitch the bitch trubisky. 

[cactusflinthead 27626]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

As a Bears fan, y’all should fire Garrett’s ass after this game. We’re not very good but the Cowboys are making us look like the 49ers.

If we had any input into the decision he'd be gone five* years ago. 

*rough estimate since it's been a long fucking time 

[dcar00 14902]

Just now, Mossyhorn said:

This defensive staff is horrible. Sack them all, Orlando needs a job. 

the whole staff is bunch of spares from the head coach down.

[deadshank 24654]

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

When I was a freshman at UT, I thought I was smart shit, I didn't study worth a fuck, and after every exam I got angry and frustrated about how badly it went. I swore to do better. Then I went out drinking Weds thru Saturday, next exam, same result, same frustration. 

That is this team in a nutshell. 

I like your game plan. 

[Horn80 6313]

Just now, dcar00 said:

the whole staff is bunch of spares from the head coach down.

Fish rots at the head.  It’s Jerrah.

[clapclapclap 9000]

4 minutes ago, Hate said:

 

One dog, two beds.

 

How many girls and cups?

[Underdog 29102]

Think I might turn this off and watch the Kathy Bates sex tape. 

[mdmost 43850]

Well so much for that theory that the Cowboys only beat shitty teams. They also lose to them now. 
 

This though, this is the final nail in the Ginger Genius coffin.

[DougO 5261]

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the whole staff is bunch of spares from the head coach down.

Fact.

[Get ln My Van 934]

We’ll still be first in the division after this loss aka we get to hear Jerry peddle BS for another week at least

[dcar00 14902]

send Jaylon Smith with Garrett please.  

[Deej 77671]

"A big welcome to your new head coach of the Texas Longhorns...Jason Garrett!!!"

[deadshank 24654]

Just now, Underdog said:

Think I might turn this off and watch the Kathy Bates sex tape. 

She has more offensive skills than the Cowboys. 

[dcar00 14902]

get a new head coach that knows what the fuck he is doing with QB's.  offer Dak 20M or let him walk.  

[Horn80 6313]

Just now, Underdog said:

Think I might turn this off and watch the Kathy Bates sex tape. 

Well, reading the latest tax code would be better than this shit.

[cactusflinthead 27626]

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

We’ll still be first in the division after this loss aka we get to hear Jerry peddle BS for another week at least

Correcto!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Oh hey. Jaylen Smith finally doesn't give up a big play.

And he celebrates down 17

[AnTiM 1684]

I am old enough to remember watching the Cowboys in 1960 when the closest they came to a win was a 31-31 tie against the Giants.  They were bad, but at least they were trying, this bunch of clowns has quit trying.  

[Nicole44 22206]

The problem I have is that it shouldn’t take 3 quarters to throw a TD pass. I like Dak for his leadership etc...and I also recognize we have shit coaching and aren’t consistent but damn. He’s gotta hit guys in stride and throw TD passes. I don’t care if our offense is predicated on a piss poor running game and crap play calling. You got to be accurate outside of all of th shit I just mentioned. He’s not for whatever reason.

maybe the franchise tag shit is bothering him but he looks a lot worse than Mitch and Mitch sucks and probably will not be the Bears franchise QB

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Oh hey. Jaylen Smith finally doesn't give up a big play.

And he celebrates down 17

Very aggy

[DougO 5261]

Fecals will go on to win the division at 7-9, then go on to win the Superbowl.

[deadshank 24654]

Hey!  A DB touched Witten and Witten didn't immediately fall over. 

[shakahorn 1655]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

"A big welcome to your new head coach of the Texas Longhorns...Jason Garrett!!!"

"Loud explosion"

What was that?  The collective Longhorn fanbase blowing their brains out.

[michaelpshayes 417]

Just now, Hate said:

Every single person on this staff needs to go including trainers, clubhouse people, and janitors. They need to completely flush this turd of a franchise and start over.

exactly,  I can’t imagine how many of Jerry lapdogs are hanging around this 25 year loser franchise ...the entire franchise needs an enema

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Does Garrett ever talk? What exactly does he do?

[Deej 77671]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well so much for that theory that the Cowboys only beat shitty teams. They also lose to them now. 
 

This though, this is the final nail in the Ginger Genius coffin.

[DaysOff 8157]

Brian Piccolo could run on this team. 

Shared a back field with John Mackovic at Wake Forest.

[dcar00 14902]

spit again Garrett you pussy

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Nobody in motion. No play action on  third and three, Third and fucking three. Straight drop back. Fuck this offensive abortion.

[Lat22 4070]

8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

When I was a freshman at UT, I thought I was smart shit, I didn't study worth a fuck, and after every exam I got angry and frustrated about how badly it went. I swore to do better. Then I went out drinking Weds thru Saturday, next exam, same result, same frustration. 

That is this team in a nutshell. 

Brother?

[SDG 3335]

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does Garrett ever talk? What exactly does he do?

Did you read the OP?  He speaks in clap. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Does Garrett ever talk? What exactly does he do?

Only Jerry knows for sure.......

[shakahorn 1655]

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

I am old enough to remember watching the Cowboys in 1960 when the closest they came to a win was a 31-31 tie against the Giants.  They were bad, but at least they were trying, this bunch of clowns has quit trying.  

Same as Troy and Jimmy's first year.  I think they went 1-15 but covered the spread almost every game.

[DougO 5261]

Boise midget genius as oc was a fucking joke from day one.

[mdmost 43850]

10 days until the Rams. Make Richard the interim and see how it goes. Even if Garrett wins any of the next few, this team is an embarrassing early bounce in the wildcard. It’s over, Jerry.

Edited December 6, 2019 by mdmost

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Just now, DougO said:

Boise midget genius as oc was a fucking joke from day one.

He didn't do a fucking thing for Dak as a QB coach

[RPM 26560]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

spit again Garrett you pussy

Spitting is the new clapping.

[DougO 5261]

Earl Thomas - "Thank you, God!"

[HiggyBaby 2615]

Turns out the star on the helmet is actually a rating.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Bring in Greg Robinson for a few weeks

[shakahorn 1655]

9 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I honestly don’t know if there is anything Garrett can do to get fired. Jerry will always make excuses for him.

It's Costanza-esque.  Almost like Garrett is trying to get fired but can't.  Put on Roger Staubach's first super bowl jersey and get bbq grease all over it.

[deadshank 24654]

Do the Bears put it away here? 

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Kellen Moore is over his head as a coordinator. Should have been put in a less crucial role where he could learn 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

It seems like every receiver is covered by two defenders