Solo Practitioner to Big Law Firm: Give Me $300m or Eat Bowl of Dicks

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/small-firm-lawyer-tells-biglaw-team-to-eat-bowl-of-dicks-during-settlement-negotiations/2/

[DaysOff 7972]

Is that bad? I mean UT's biggest benefactor called a guy fat boy and challenged him to a fight.

[Revolution512 1495]

That guy is my new lawyer

[Trey3216 15355]

Haha!  Holy shit 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

That's just outstanding. I wonder who his meth dealer is, and how he's managing to stay out of jail.

[TwiceHorn 31535]

All of the objectionable/laughable messages were sent on the Saturday and Sunday before Thanksgiving.

Guessing Mr. Hook had a pretty good time that weekend.

[workswithseed 2110]

Brisket?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

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Hook said he “may have used inappropriate language” for “effect” as part of a “confidential negotiating tactic” to settle the case. He asked the Court not penalize his clients for his “indiscretions”

 

[Dennis Taylor 18867]

* Bag

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

cocaine and whiskey

[BearSchlong 8114]

cocaine and whiskey

More like PCP. Angel dust.

[troph 24905]

He lost me at faggots. Not cool. Guy should be sanctioned. There’s no place for that crap.

[workswithseed 2110]

Stop being such a fag.

[Incredulity 11683]

cumstain ftw.

that is awesome.  What was the name of the attorney in Austin that would argue in Foghorn Leghorn voice and plantation owner suit?

[Moby Ric 2058]

Heros don't always were capes.

[Austinvines 318]

cumstain ftw.
that is awesome.  What was the name of the attorney in Austin that would argue in Foghorn Leghorn voice and plantation owner suit?

That would be Adam King Blackwell Reposa. He had his name changed to add King Blackwell because the Bar had issues with him using the DWI King on his website. He’s also been to jail at least once for contempt related to pantomiming masturbation to show his own contempt for the State’s argument at a bench conference.

[Anastasis 23485]

Tell Allstate I am going to water board each one of their trolls that show up for depo without any mercy whatsoever.

 

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

1 hour ago, Austinvines said:

That would be Adam King Blackwell Reposa. He had his name changed to add King Blackwell because the Bar had issues with him using the DWI King on his website. He’s also been to jail at least once for contempt related to pantomiming masturbation to show his own contempt for the State’s argument at a bench conference.

He's been to jail more than once. I went to school with Adam and I'm not entirely surprised he turned out like he has. 
Haven't spoken to him since, though. He has some f'n hilarious commercials that were rejected by the state bar on Youtube. 
 

Edited December 6, 2019 by Marfa Low Crown

[Doze 1322]

Dude, fuckface is not the preferred nomenclature. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

lol.  He mentions Paul Malingagio in one email.  I've worked across from him and can confirm he's a fuckface who can eat a bag of dicks.  

[LW Goatman 1125]

Repo has some great videos:
 

 

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

This guy is a good follow on twitter if you dig this sort of stuff:

https://twitter.com/associatesmind

 

[El Diablo 4232]

My guy carries a spider monkey in his briefcase.

[deadshank 24653]

 

[nnm 36622]

15 hours ago, troph said:

He lost me at faggots. Not cool. Guy should be sanctioned. There’s no place for that crap.

Avatar checks out. 

[SquishMitten 10434]

Knew Reposa in college, but haven't seen him in years. His current Texas Bar profile is entertaining 

['stache 21864]

Laughed my ass off, but yeah, fuck that guy, should be disbarred.

[MissingInAction 25182]

I've had drinks with Repo at nomad on cameron a few times.

Dude is pationate, and DGAF what anyone thinks. I wouldnt want him to kmow where Ilive but he is a riot to hang out with.

[DoobieWah 1459]

*passionate

[immortal13 4059]

On 12/6/2019 at 4:01 PM, 'stache said:

Laughed my ass off, but yeah, fuck that guy, should be disbarred.

Or a medal

[SizzleChest 8284]

 

[TwiceHorn 31535]

Not disbarment worthy.  Discipline, yes.  Also maybe a little investigation into his substance habits and mental health.

As a "member" of a lawyer's support group that takes referrals about people potentially in substance or mental health  trouble, we got a report of a guy who was at some sort of motion hearing that got intense and cursey so the judge sent the opposing lawyers to the jury room to have the cursey conversation outside the presence of the court.

The main curser then proceeded to take out his piece and piss all over the table in the jury room and whatever documents were on it.

Never did know the resolution of that incident.

[TwiceHorn 31535]

On 12/6/2019 at 4:01 PM, 'stache said:

Laughed my ass off, but yeah, fuck that guy, should be disbarred.

Death penalty, amirite?  🙄🙄

[Brisketexan 105328]

Not disbarment worthy.  Discipline, yes.  Also maybe a little investigation into his substance habits and mental health.
As a "member" of a lawyer's support group that takes referrals about people potentially in substance or mental health  trouble, we got a report of a guy who was at some sort of motion hearing that got intense and cursey so the judge sent the opposing lawyers to the jury room to have the cursey conversation outside the presence of the court.
The main curser then proceeded to take out his piece and piss all over the table in the jury room and whatever documents were on it.
Never did know the resolution of that incident.

Well, the only proper move is for opposing counsel to piss on the table next. Like hell am I gonna let some upstart mark MY territory.

[mulletpelini 5216]

I had no idea Dinardo was hanging with Carolla.  Fuckin offseason.

['stache 21864]

22 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Death penalty, amirite?  🙄🙄

When did that become part of the disbarrment process? Seems harsh. 

[Bullneck 19206]

Looks like he has a web address but no site content.  Just forwarding the emails, I guess:

http://cghlaw.com/

Edited December 17, 2019 by Bullneck

[Clintonaldo 2576]

On 12/6/2019 at 12:37 AM, troph said:

He lost me at faggots. Not cool. Guy should be sanctioned. There’s no place for that crap.

That is what got me too. It is especially stupid considering where he is practicing.