Apply here to build the next Sooner Schooner!

[texifornia 56560]

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Is the wagon dealer going to send in the young finance lady trying to sell them a undercoating, upholstry protection and extended warranty?

[Hornius Emeritus 12424]

I told them the last time that the meth lab should be as low to the floorboards as possible because of the center of gravity when the ponies pull it around a corner but did they listen?  

[BigHorn'13 3356]

Think of the poor family and the home you're giving them for the holidays!

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

As long as this guy builds it.... 

[clapclapclap 9000]

RFP should probably spec training wheels and more roll bars.

[LTtxfan 49003]

Oh please have Aggy build it... 😂

[texifornia 56560]

A couple of instructional cornering videos:

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

That dickwagon is supposed to be loaded with dicks to keep it from flipping, but stoops and riley keep eating them 

[BabaYaga 15214]

15 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

dickwagon

Future username noted and logged

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A couple of instructional cornering videos:

If ever a video needed to be edited with Stoops' wares spilling out all over the field its this bottom one. 

[BabaYaga 15214]

[RomaVicta 29808]

I got just what you need.

This baby comes in just the right colors.

And look, we can make it even more stable!

We put some wheels on these sweet babies and Gorilla Tape them right on!

You've seen the Gorilla Tape on the TV, haven't ya? Lasts forever!

We can do this for $300,000.

Cheaper than getting a player off the hook for nearly killing a woman.

I don't have to tell you how much that costs.

Deal?

 

[Orange&White 5516]

They'll probably let some 5 star running back "test drive" it for six months at no cost.

[pacman 7331]

You all are too late. I already built and sold them a new one. They are very happy with the design.

[Pescado_Rojo 19334]

[atomheartbevo 89465]

5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

As long as this guy builds it.... 

[Pato del Muerto 52354]

I’d apply, but where would I get enough balsa and dung?

[Zavala 1384]

Professional

Wagon builder

 

Almost as embarrassing as needing 3rd party engineers to supervise the building of a bonfire by a supposedly good engineering university...

[Zavala 1384]

Maybe the Amish?

They are literally the only modern "professional wagon builders" lol

They look like they suck too

Maybe just learn how to fucking drive?

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

A couple of instructional cornering videos:

If they're taking suggestions. I recommend narrowing the wheelbase. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

I recommend a thule roof cargo carrier.

[Bevo14 8275]

Thought title was "aggy to build the next sooner schooner"

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Thought title was "aggy to build the next sooner schooner"

If that was the case I’d probably stop laughing shortly before the heat death of the universe.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

Can they buy this from a BOmar down at Big Red?

[atomheartbevo 89465]

27 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Maybe the Amish?

They are literally the only modern "professional wagon builders" lol

They look like they suck too

Maybe just learn how to fucking drive?

 

I've seen a shitload of those folks in my time, never seem them flip one over.

[atomheartbevo 89465]

8 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I recommend a thule roof cargo carrier.

I don't think Subarus are allowed in Oklahoma.

[Bevo&Pevo 5038]

Thujone should do the design.

[number6 12]

Maybe they should approach some reality TV car restoration show .... 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I’d apply, but where would I get enough balsa and dung?

College Station. duh

[Rip76 4915]

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Thujone should do the design.

First person I thought of.

Square wheels with a 70’s truck camper on the back, and a blonde on top.

[mdleast 8279]

Perhaps this reference is dating me a bit but...

[mulletpelini 5210]

oklahoma just wins.  wins football games, wins women beating contests, wins cop tackling quarterback contests, dick eating contests....you name it, they're gonna win it gotdamn it.