Well to be honest it sounds like it’s all your fault.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Eirik: What?

Harry: I mean basically if you’re robbing a man and you’re only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it’s all your fault for being such a poof, so why don’t you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.

[Ben Tobin 374]

 

Ken, I grew up in Dublin. i love Dublin.  If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Edited December 8, 2019 by TheStoicPaisano

[South Austin 52611]

You’re an inanimate fucking object!

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

Yes, that's why I came to Bruges. Trying to get a better price for my pussy here. 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

On 12/8/2019 at 12:13 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Goddammit.  That was going to be my contribution.  That whole dialogue is an all timer. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Somehow Ken I believe the balance will tip in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, on a see saw, opposite...a dwarf.

Edited December 25, 2019 by Goo Punch

[4th&Five 41590]

An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los-fucking-Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-yearolds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf… I think I’m heading home.

[Goo Punch 4275]

I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloe. I'd hit a woman who's trying to hit me with a bottle, that's different, that's self defence, isn't it? ...Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally.

Edited December 28, 2019 by Goo Punch

[dogbreath 434]

Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either. Like Tottenham.