Hindsight is 20/20: 2019 Cringe-worthy Takes

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

I believe in the run up to the LSU game I made a post to the effect of:

“The notion that LSU’s offense became a world-beater over the offseason is laughable. Our defense was built to fuck up offenses like theirs.”

Good stuff, Colt.

anybody else with some hot takes this year?

 

[bigcigar 1224]

Yeah, I was on that train. Bought into the fatball concept as well. And the Sam > Burrow + Herman > ogre argument.

I also thought Texas could run the slate in the Big 12 after the LSU game, but was likely to lose 1 or 2 due to defense. I didn’t see the offensive collapse coming.

I believed our offensive line would be substantially better and open up an actual running game.

Not sure I ever posted these, but certainly discussed in real life.

Fuck you Tom Herman.

[mdleast 8565]

“I think we’ll be hearing from this Epstein fellow for years to come after he walks out of prison.”

[DaggerHorns 3202]

“I’m glad I renewed my season tickets.”

I’m so fucking stupid sometimes.

[Red Five 41814]

I'm pretty sure I called someone a fucking moron for saying Baylor would go 9-3. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

@futureman offered to sponsor this thread btw, which was nice of him.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

After week 3 of NFL season I amended my prediction on Boys’ final record to 13-3. I now no longer watch games or follow Cowboys threads, and am greatly relieved to no longer be subjected to inane Drew and Vic posts. 

I also said we’d win out after LSU and was worried that one loss to OU in either The Cotton Bowl or CCG would keep a 2-loss Texas team out of the CFP. I was genuinely concerned about that. 

That last sentence slayed me. We are so stupid.

[Dbeasy 15619]

I still think Texas has a shot at my 10-2 prediction. I hear they may protest three losses.

[Red Five 41814]

I thought moving Duvernay to the slot was a pretty bad idea. 

[David Dennison 19574]

"We're baaaaaack!"

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

ya boy sushihorn should OWN this fucking thread....if he’s got the nuts to mea culpa.

what a load of shit that guy shoveled re: LSU v Texas.

[Lat22 4103]

We’re baaaaaaack. I so disgusted that we’re not playing today. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13445]

48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I still think Texas has a shot at my 10-2 prediction. I hear they may protest three losses.

Hey, I identify as a winner.

Edited December 7, 2019 by Casual Encounter

[Agent 13 319]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm pretty sure I called someone a fucking moron for saying Baylor would go 9-3. 

Well, you weren't wrong.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

We're definitely going 10-2 at worst. All our opponents are trash, we should win convincingly.

Edited December 7, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[Guest Lobo]

I asked after Herman shit the bed against Maryland at DKR in 2017, "What the fuck is so special about this guy?"  And I got shit for 2.5 seasons about it.  Next year's schedule screams 8-4, at best with Herman and this team.

Having said "I told you so", I am reminded that I was a staunch supporter of Coach Strong, even through the night of the Kansas loss.  I really thought he was the guy as I did with Mike Perrin, and Shaka.  

 

Edited December 7, 2019 by Lobo

[66BUFF 2610]

The whole To Herman creating culture at Texas thread

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

The whole To Herman creating culture at Texas thread

I refuse to re-visit that thread. True story.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13445]

6 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

The whole To Herman creating culture at Texas thread

Oh, he created a culture.

[Not a Sock 2366]

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

ya boy sushihorn should OWN this fucking thread....if he’s got the nuts to mea culpa.

what a load of shit that guy shoveled re: LSU v Texas.

In sushi’s defense how many times have we heard LSU is revamping their offense to be more spread and nothing changed. What Brady and Burrow have done to the LSU offense is completely unprecedented.

[Jkwellborn 7097]

Yeah, like literally everyone that can spell LSU, I didn’t have faith that they would change the offense to the degree they did. Especially as seamlessly.