Fire Chris Ash

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

thank me later.

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

What the shit is this shit?

[Bigbend1812 13062]

So........

 

 

it’s happening?

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

Is this the offer Nahlin said we were waiting to hear back from?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the shit is this shit?

We’re in no position to wait and see. Things must be done. We’re Texas.

[Chrispy_ 105]

[Henry Hill 3156]

Booooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Getafix 29461]

so ... it's DefinitelyNotYetChrisAsh?

[Pescado_Rojo 19593]

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Just buy him a OneBlade.

[Neonmoon 38130]

We knew it was Chris Ash from jump street. Herman hiring another bro on the failboat. 

[horngasm2020 116]

all I need to know is if his heroes are Andrew Dice Clay or Brian Bosworth?

[Dbeasy 15613]

Link?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Ugh. I hope this isn't true. 

[Landomatic 3813]

I’ve been trying to tell y’all to prepare to be underwhelmed.

[Chrispy_ 105]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Link?

Ash is the missing link. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Link?

Links? We don’t need no stinkin’ links!

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

The same ash that was 8-678 at Rutgers?

[TwiceHorn 32108]

14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Just buy him a OneBlade.

What a bizarro pic.

[LTtxfan 50036]

[Michael Knight 13239]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

The same ash that was 8-678 at Rutgers?

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

I heard Jimbo won a natty at FSU so I guess aggy will be awesome too 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Does he know how to teach tackling? And technique? 
 

Will he fire Giles worthless ass?

[Rhinotx 506]

44 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

[LTtxfan 50036]

                           R-E-L-A-X

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

                           R-E-L-A-X

I would do so many things to Natalie Dormer. Ho Lee Fuk

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I would do so many things to Natalie Dormer. Ho Lee Fuk

Not familiar with her work but looks like a basic Appalachian whore. And that’s a good thing.

[Al Czervik 1268]

So I guess by this news, Orlando has been rehired by Texas and been given a raise too. 

[CHIEF 5230]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Just buy him a OneBlade.

Hairy as a Furby. DO NOT WANT.

CHIEF

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Not familiar with her work but looks like a basic Appalachian whore. And that’s a good thing.

She was on GoT. I would easily lick her booty hole. 

[brojangles2 795]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is this the offer Nahlin said we were waiting to hear back from?

Given the release of SC making Harrel an offer, I imagine we have already countered. 

[Treefidy 1507]

14 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Not familiar with her work but looks like a basic Appalachian whore. And that’s a good thing.

Highgarden, Appalachia, same difference. /cersei

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13437]

29 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Hairy as a Furby. DO NOT WANT.

CHIEF

Guess that’s why he’s so defensive.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Ugh. I hope this isn't true. 

Been underwhelmed since Maryland v2

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

Been underwhelmed since Maryland v2

 

It just seems like a lazy hire, which after seeing his first rounds of hires shouldn't even surprise me anymore. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

No, the Ash that turned around the Ohio State defense and won a national championship and a fiesta bowl

Kinda like our current head coach who helped design a national championship offense and is now a magnificent failure? I’ve heard the “see what they did at ohio state” argument before.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Pay Jim Leonhard and let Chris Ash shine his new Texas boots.  

[Gravy Train 976]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It just seems like a lazy hire, which after seeing his first rounds of hires shouldn't even surprise me anymore. 

And puzzling since he was already on staff as an analyst.  I get that Herman and Orlando were probably so thick-skinned that they ignored any advice being handed down but what gives anyone the impression this guy is going to turn things around while watching a half-season of the same rehashed mistakes torch the defense from the sidelines? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, Gravy Train said:

And puzzling since he was already on staff as an analyst.  I get that Herman and Orlando were probably so thick-skinned that they ignored any advice being handed down but what gives anyone the impression this guy is going to turn things around while watching a half-season of the same rehashed mistakes torch the defense from the sidelines? 

Exactly. I don't know what advice he gave, but I assume it sucked watching our defense. 

[Dennis Taylor 19383]

56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

                           R-E-L-A-X

This is very distracting... what am I supposed to be outraged about again?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

This is very distracting... what am I supposed to be outraged about again?

That she isn't sitting on any of our faces 

[alphahorn 1637]

We’re gonna a get a living breathing example of A’s hire A’s, B’s hire C’s and D’s and C’a hire F’s  
 

hint: we don’t have an A or he wouldn’t be hiring

[Thetexashammer 1062]

He's not the hero we need, unfortunately he's the hero we deserve.

[Mileslong 4812]

I would do so many things to Natalie Dormer. Ho Lee Fuk

The only thing you would do to her is bore the shit out of her with your incessant whining about Herman

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, Mileslong said:

The only thing you would do to her is bore the shit out of her with your incessant whining about Herman

But she would listen, and that's the most important thing. 

[LTtxfan 50036]

              Forget about Texas football...

[Dennis Taylor 19383]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

              Forget about Texas football...

[bschoolprof 6352]

So does anyone not expect us to hire Ash?  

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

3 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

So does anyone not expect us to hire Ash?  

Nahlin?

[Loather 128]

"These were very difficult decisions and certainly not an indictment of them as coaches," Herman said in a prepared statement. "I just believe we need a fresh set of eyes and infusion of new ideas and energy to help us grow across the board."

Nothing wrong with Orlando. we just need a fresh set of eyes, that's the whole justification for letting him go  - and now we're considering hiring someone already in the building....