Scenes from a Valero

[Brisketexan 105692]

Does this go on the current events and philosophy board?

 

Yes. Yes it does.

 

Seem at the Valero at Spicewood and Mesa:

 

 

So, contemplate this. And then decide your place in the universe.

[BottleRocket 648]

[workswithseed 2142]

Seems like I need to make "modern art".

[XYZ 2154]

Can somebody explain to me how a fucking banana taped to a background could be valued at $120k? Like, how does it work? What happens after a week or two?

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Snap into a slim Jim???

[SimonBolivar 10962]

5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Can somebody explain to me how a fucking banana taped to a background could be valued at $120k? Like, how does it work? What happens after a week or two?

They switch out the banana with a new one. 

[miguelito 11347]

18 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They switch out the banana with a new one. 

Reminds me of a certain someone's mom.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

[sdm 895]

13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Snap into a slim Jim???

When did Buddy Christ start promoting Slim Jim?

[bernorange 8377]

[Armybrat 41037]

Russian banana bread

[Nivek 17078]

South Austin’s mom did NOT fall for the banana in the tailpipe. 

Sucks for you.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I thought they were all circle K’s now

[hayden_horn 11374]

 

[elfenix 34396]

 

15 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

They switch out the banana with a new one. 

nah, you just eat it when it gets ripe.

 

[BigHorn'13 3456]

I don't have the slightest idea what's happening in this thread but I must say that I'm enjoying it. 

[bolverk 29846]

And now for the low hanging fruit.

 

[XYZ 2154]

Andy Warhol was a no-talent ass clown.

[Hornius Emeritus 12517]

23 hours ago, XYZ said:

Can somebody explain to me how a fucking banana taped to a background could be valued at $120k? Like, how does it work? What happens after a week or two?

 

In case nobody has pointed it out, that is a breakfast taco.

 

 

[bernorange 8377]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I don't have the slightest idea what's happening in this thread but I must say that I'm enjoying it. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/banana-art-basel-performance-artist-eats-banana-today-taped-to-wall-that-had-sold-for-120000-2019-12-07/

[Hate 20166]

Thread needs more burritos.

[Kennythetiger 9503]

On our Lonesome Dove trip from the Rio Grande to Milk River this last summer, we were in Fort Sumner, NM to pay our respects to Billy the Kid.  There was an Allsup's, so we stopped for supper there.  I told my girlfriend that all of my make-believe internet friends love Allsup's.  I was a little let down.  Hopefully it was just the store.  

[Hpara759 1783]

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

On our Lonesome Dove trip from the Rio Grande to Milk River this last summer, we were in Fort Sumner, NM to pay our respects to Billy the Kid.  There was an Allsup's, so we stopped for supper there.  I told my girlfriend that all of my make-believe internet friends love Allsup's.  I was a little let down.  Hopefully it was just the store.  

We're you expecting a bidet?

[Beau Vine 55012]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

On our Lonesome Dove trip from the Rio Grande to Milk River this last summer, we were in Fort Sumner, NM to pay our respects to Billy the Kid.  There was an Allsup's, so we stopped for supper there.  I told my girlfriend that all of my make-believe internet friends love Allsup's.  I was a little let down.  

Then I'm afraid we can't be make-believe internet friends any more.

[hullabelew 3724]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

$1.29 for $500 sounds really good but I don't really understand the business model there, seems like they'd be losing $498.71 every time they gave over the $500

there's gotta be a catch anyway, I'm just gonna keep buying scratchoffs