any Thai folks on surly?

[Gil Bang 25949]

I've got a Thai couple as clients, and they are super cool.  They are buying a nice house from me and I'm looking for gift ideas

 

[RPM 26319]

Some sort of liquor with a snake in it is supposed to be pretty choice. That may depend on the region. I'm not an expert.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Sounds racist too me.  Get em a gift card to the Cheesecake Factory like you would for whitey.

[Guest Lobo]

Oh Surly talk Thai.  Surly talk Thai real good.

Unless they are Southern Thai, they probably drink.  So I'd keep it to maybe a nice 3-bottle boxed set of cold weather reds.  

I know you asked for legit help, so I'd honestly just suggest their gift is commensurate with whatever you would gift anyone who bought a house at the price level from you regardless of where they're from. Now if they are moving here straight from Thailand to buy this house...then pepper in some cliche Texas stuff in a high-end gift basket.  Since you can telegraph out now far in advance at Franklin, I know a realtor that has 10 pounds of his meats sent to a new homebuyer the day after close or move-in, waiting for them at their new address with a note that says something like, "enjoy tonight with no clean-up, and stock your new freezer with the rest."  Assuming they have appliances.  

[Js1 85320]

[Kennythetiger 9380]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sounds racist too me.  Get em a gift card to the Cheesecake Factory like you would for whitey.

Paleface 

[tx 3 putt 76931]

where the thai women at ?

[Zepol87 9185]

Message Rocko

[FartingMonk 3606]

Get them some Sriracha.  They love that cock sauce

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Message Rocko

I didn’t want to page him, like calling Beetlejuice or the Candyman. I know he’s not here, but we can’t take the chance on him showing up and fucking shit up.

[52-80 19151]

15 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I didn’t want to page him, like calling Beetlejuice or the Candyman. I know he’s not here, but we can’t take the chance on him showing up and fucking shit up.

if you say his name 3 times, a last-gen corvette pulls up

[Jkwellborn 6697]

if you say his name 3 times, a last-gen corvette pulls up

Is it financed though? With a mail order bride in the passenger seat?

[BearSchlong 8087]

I actually miss that guy, for the idiocy. Yawn.

[CooterBrown 18007]

Which one is the lady boy?

[RollLeft 5044]

I tai to!

[BottleRocket 644]

A shotgun is always a safe gift.

[RPM 26319]

Whatever you get, make sure it's got a pad. I hear they like pad.

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Couple of Thai sticks is nice

[Ten Bears 2481]

You know.  That stuff that's tied to a stick.