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12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

huge boobs and doesn't mind creepy things on/around her face?  i'm in love

It is always good to see people who are self-aware of their creepiness; that's above average amongst surly posters

How could she not be irrational with a name like that?

Posted
2 hours ago, Horny04 said:

""The neighborhood's kind of like vibe's kind of gone down 'cause everyone's kind of uptight," creator Shelby Gash said. "So it's more of a kind of, orneriness."

https://fox61.com/2019/12/11/womans-naughty-christmas-light-display-turns-off-neighbors/

 

Searched for "gash" and was surprised that the word had not been used on Surly as frequently as I had thought it would be.

 

Now that I've facebook searched her, this seems like an intentional attention grab, and it is working.

 

 

 

 

 

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/a50640d09cf91cacb5066a98f9ea84f7/tenor.gif?itemid=12103270

 

 

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's how you end up with Bob Stoops on your roof on Christmas Eve. 

Bingo. That's a Stoops Signal.

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is she trying to be discovered for some career like internet influencer or model or ho?

Don't think you need to be "discovered" for that last one.

Posted

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a dick made of lights and an attention whore

  • Hornin04 changed the title to Crazy story

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