Crazy story

[Hornin04 261]

""The neighborhood's kind of like vibe's kind of gone down 'cause everyone's kind of uptight," creator Shelby Gash said. "So it's more of a kind of, orneriness."

https://fox61.com/2019/12/11/womans-naughty-christmas-light-display-turns-off-neighbors/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 26 by Hornin04
crazy stuff

[High Plains Drifter 11092]

attention whore going to attention whore. News at 11.

 

Somebody on one of the social media tell her I said that please.

[elfenix 34400]

huge boobs and doesn't mind creepy things on/around her face?  i'm in love

Edited December 11, 2019 by elfenix

[BabaYaga 15428]

[Wally Fairway 5610]

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

huge boobs and doesn't mind creepy things on/around her face?  i'm in love

It is always good to see people who are self-aware of their creepiness; that's above average amongst surly posters

How could she not be irrational with a name like that?

[immortal13 4059]

 Chin is too pointy. Wouldn't bang

[El Diablo 4232]

She could have saved a lot of money on lights by using me as the model for her rooftop project.

[Steel Shank 9440]

Wonder if she's related to Sam Gash (he formerly of the Buffalo Bills).

[Deej 77313]

That's how you end up with Bob Stoops on your roof on Christmas Eve. 

[Incredulity 11745]

I love how the newscast can show the shaft and the head, but the balls are blurred. WTF

[miguelito 11360]

I also have a pet bearded dragon.  We should meet.

[Hate 20167]

I like to pet her bearded clam.

[Post Oak 20366]

2 hours ago, Horny04 said:

""The neighborhood's kind of like vibe's kind of gone down 'cause everyone's kind of uptight," creator Shelby Gash said. "So it's more of a kind of, orneriness."

https://fox61.com/2019/12/11/womans-naughty-christmas-light-display-turns-off-neighbors/

 

Searched for "gash" and was surprised that the word had not been used on Surly as frequently as I had thought it would be.

 

Now that I've facebook searched her, this seems like an intentional attention grab, and it is working.

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a50640d09cf91cacb5066a98f9ea84f7/tenor.gif?itemid=12103270

 

 

[irishtexan 11613]

24 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I love how the newscast can show the shaft and the head, but the balls are blurred. WTF

I would have liked to witness that editorial discussion.

[RPM 26435]

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's how you end up with Bob Stoops on your roof on Christmas Eve. 

Bingo. That's a Stoops Signal.

[clapclapclap 9000]

You should see their previous house:

[Doc Reeves 6434]

What a dick

[Kennythetiger 9514]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

She could have saved a lot of money on lights by using me as the model for her rooftop project.

I think the point is for other people to see it. 

[workswithseed 2135]

I wouldn't mind Gash's gash.

[Wally Fairway 5610]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a50640d09cf91cacb5066a98f9ea84f7/tenor.gif?itemid=12103270

 

 

Let me help you with that

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13177]

[Cajun 11766]

[Carl Spackler 3561]

Looks like she was hard up for Xmas lights ideas.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Looks like she was hard up for Xmas lights ideas.  

I guess that was her phallic in life ?

[Pato del Muerto 52997]

Pretty unrealistic using white lights for a dick that size. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

Would crush. Or attempt to anyhow. 

[Deej 77313]

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Would crush. Or attempt to anyhow. 

The dick on the roof?

[fattyflattie 4639]

No sooner here. Talking about the hallway on that gash. 

[Lhorn 5045]

5 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

What a dick

I don't know about a dick, but at the very least, she's incredibly rude.  

[texasjacket 289]

So is it like her own Batman signal then?

[HornOnTheBayou 8996]

Ho, ho, ho

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4980]

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pretty unrealistic using white lights for a dick that size. 

Yeah, but the idea is for people to be able to see it in the dark.

[Blotto 23757]

17 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I love how the newscast can show the shaft and the head, but the balls are blurred. WTF

Must be a Japanese station

[atomheartbevo 90149]

18 hours ago, immortal13 said:

 Chin is too pointy. Wouldn't bang

So...you prefer an East Texas Box Face?

[immortal13 4059]

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So...you prefer an East Texas Box Face?

No, just no elves

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

She could've mixed in one purple strand of lights just for a little more detail

[G650 14310]

She is appropriately named.

[Wally Fairway 5610]

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

She could've mixed in one purple strand of lights just for a little more detail

or done the balls in blue

[RoundRobin 828]

For Hanukkah?  

[ABSR 5331]

2 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

For Hanukkah?  

For married guys.

[EE2B 1565]

For married guys.

For married guys with young kids.

[Mappable 37]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52997]

So is she trying to be discovered for some career like internet influencer or model or ho?

['stache 21929]

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So is she trying to be discovered for some career like internet influencer or model or ho?

Don't think you need to be "discovered" for that last one.

[The Ace of Aces 5338]

It has yet to be pointed out Ms. Gash resides in Johnson County.

Edited December 16, 2019 by The Ace of Aces

[tbone_ 14300]

She seems awesome to me

[El Diablo 4232]

It seems to me that she thought long and hard before she did this.

[mulletpelini 5216]

On 12/15/2019 at 6:59 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

It has yet to be pointed out Ms. Gash resides in Johnson County.

in LeneXa with a big white dick

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13177]

On 12/15/2019 at 9:02 PM, tbone_ said:

She seems awesome to me

That’s the problem. Next thing you know, it’s your cock nailed to the roof.

[Upgrayedd 5830]

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a dick made of lights and an attention whore