i just talked to her last week

[henrygandorf 29201]

she was gonna make a pot for me.

[Sbbruin 21943]

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

[Guest Lobo]

I used to touch Fawn like this.  

[Underdog 28894]

You fucked up...  you trusted us. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Hey! Shut up, you assholes!

[Radical Larry 28689]

He can’t do that to our pledges.

Only we can do that to our pledges.

[RPM 26435]

The Germans?

[Pato del Muerto 52995]

We’re willing to trade looks for a certain...morally casual attitude 

[miguelito 11360]

Otis!  My man!

[henrygandorf 29201]

hanging around a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend?

no, katy.  after i graduate, i'm gonna get drunk every night.

[Dennis Taylor 19107]

the issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests...we did 😉

Edited December 13, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[RPM 26435]

Fuck her! Fuck her brains out!

[Guest Lobo]

and if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.  

[MAROON 445]

grab a brew, don't cost nuthin

[RPM 26435]

All is well!

[henrygandorf 29201]

raise your hand if you've ever gone down a long flight of stairs like bluto and thought about it the whole time?

 

[Guest Lobo]

Not necessarily on a staircase, but for years...whenever I saw "guitar guy" at the party...I did think of Bluto and nothing but Bluto.  Yet another college trope that Animal House captured beautifully decades before I got to college.  Loving that movie in high school, I thought that guy was a plot device for comedic effect.  Then I get to college and realize there's one of him at every party.  

30 years of loving that movie and I still can't get past one thing...when the cute girl at the parade crashes into the little kid's window who is reading playboy.  I'd rather watch Jon Favreau on the answering machine in "swingers" than that scene.  I don't know why, but it's just fucking awful in every way.  

[Junior Miller 1502]

[BigDHornfan 6599]

That boy is a P I G pig.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

30 years of loving that movie and I still can't get past one thing...when the cute girl at the parade crashes into the little kid's window who is reading playboy.  I'd rather watch Jon Favreau on the answering machine in "swingers" than that scene.  I don't know why, but it's just fucking awful in every way.  

Thank you, God!

[RPM 26435]

Is it supposed to be this soft?

[TheStoicPaisano 9941]

It’s a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?

[Underdog 28894]

Put Neidermyer on it, he's a sneaky little shit. 

[Surly Bevo 25542]

Seven years of college down the drain

[Guest Lobo]

31 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Put Neidermyer on it, he's a sneaky little shit. 

Just like you

[Biff Tannen 45791]

A PLEDGE PIN?!?

[Sbbruin 21943]

Mine's bigger.

[RPM 26435]

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

[Underdog 28894]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Just like you

ISWYDT, you sneaky little shit. 

[Parliament 14416]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

A PLEDGE PIN?!?

ON YOUR UNIFORM?!

[RPM 26435]

Ramming speed!

[Underdog 28894]

You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine. 

[Carl Spackler 3561]

Kent, Lonnie . . . I'd like you to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton.

[Carl Spackler 3561]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

The Germans?

Forget it, he's rolling.

[demos 3019]

Zero point zero

[Guest Lobo]

Two Longhorns in that movie.  Brother D-Day, obviously.  All my rep for this week, if you can name the other.  

[Macanudo 13103]

On 12/13/2019 at 1:09 PM, miguelito said:

Otis!  My man!

We..... Are gonna die.

[Incredulity 11744]

They took the bar!

[South Austin 52772]

Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, we already met.

Super...then you'll have lots to talk about, huh?  Yeah.  

[Incredulity 11744]

From now on your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.

Why Pinto?

Why not!

[Guest Lobo]

Not a quote, but does Delta Tau Chi stand for "Down to Clown"???

[veritas aequitas 443]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

I have tried to limit myself to only 2 out of the 3 at a time, so I can consider myself successful.

[Bevo&Pevo 5402]

May I have 10000 marbles please?

[RPM 26435]

What the hell we supposed to do, ya moron?

[yoladu 4172]

On 12/13/2019 at 2:03 PM, Lobo said:

30 years of loving that movie and I still can't get past one thing...when the cute girl at the parade crashes into the little kid's window who is reading playboy.  I'd rather watch Jon Favreau on the answering machine in "swingers" than that scene.  I don't know why, but it's just fucking awful in every way.  

What i can never get past is Shelly is topless in the car one minute and diving into another car with her bra on in the next instant!

[Incredulity 11744]

If I was you I’d be...

leaving!!!

[Prepuce of Doom 21144]

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet?

[RamjetFDO 10604]

Food King!

(foodkingfoodkingfoodking!)

[Carl Spackler 3561]

You're all worthless and weak!