2018 Texas Rangers thread

[BigDHornfan 6548]

Fuck the astros!

Go Rangers!!

[RPM 26321]

[NOMAAA 1696]

so anyway, i like the tommy joseph signing.

[EastTexan 662]

Astros ain't wining dodo this year.

 

Go Rangers!

 

btw. The astro bb thread is one giant circle jerk.

Edited March 26, 2018 by EastTexan

[TheFlagship 432]

3 more days until 6 months of disappointment. Still gonna kick Houston ass though.

[Vic Mackey 47038]

Houston can suck my fat dick and we will win on Thursday.

[D_Goose 489]

1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

Astros ain't wining dodo this year.

 

Go Rangers!

 

btw. The astro bb thread is one giant circle jerk.

Fuck em but in all honesty if the Rangers won the ws I'd probably be circle jerkin w/ all y'all like there was no tomorrow.

On that note, Diekman looked like he beefed up quite a bit based on some spring training fluff piece I saw on tv. Couldn't find any real recent photos in a quick Google search but I'd guess 15-20ish lbs maybe.

[Vic Mackey 47038]

So we released Colon? Damn I wanted to see him pitch a few games for us.

[TheFlagship 432]

1st month of the season:

4 vs HOU, 4 @ OAK, 3 vs TOR, 3 vs LAA, 3 @ HOU, 3 @ TB, 3 vs SEA, 3 vs OAK, 3 @ TOR

 

[TheFlagship 432]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

So we released Colon? Damn I wanted to see him pitch a few games for us.

They’re trying to bring him back on a minors deal. Lord knows we’ll need pitching reinforcements at some point

[Longhorn Al 440]

Has anyone seen the new concession items? They added a Derka Dog.

[taybo20 2825]

The chicken sandwich is a go. But that dill dog is a hard pass

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

They need more than 4 Cheetos on Derka Dog

[SurlyBDR 22791]

I can't embed the tweets for some reason (I'm dumb)

 

Jeff Wilson says Colon resigned to minors deal and that he expects him to start 4/2 against Oakland

 

https://twitter.com/JeffWilson_FWST/status/978377218886905856?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Ftexas-rangers&tfw_site=bleacherreport

Edited March 26, 2018 by SurlyBDR

[TheFlagship 432]

 

[DougO 5248]

That was a Rangeresque attempt at fielding by the Reds in the Texas center field just now.

[DougO 5248]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I can't embed the tweets for some reason (I'm dumb)

 

Jeff Wilson says Colon resigned to minors deal and that he expects him to start 4/2 against Oakland

 

https://twitter.com/JeffWilson_FWST/status/978377218886905856?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Ftexas-rangers&tfw_site=bleacherreport

Just paste the link up through the numbers part and stop there, with no added tags. Wait a couple of seconds and the preview will show if it worked before you even hit the submit button.

 

 

Edited March 27, 2018 by DougO

[DougO 5248]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So we released Colon? Damn I wanted to see him pitch a few games for us.

They signed him back under a minor league deal already and will probably pitch in place of Perez in the first week.

Edited March 27, 2018 by DougO

[SurlyBDR 22791]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Just paste the link up through the numbers part and stop there, with no added tags. Wait a couple of seconds and the preview will show if it worked before you even hit the submit button.

 

 

Thank you!

[Ghost of LL 15531]

I'm down with the dill dog.  That sounds like just the right amount of awful.

. . . very much like this Rangers team.

[NOMAAA 1696]

that triple b with the fried balogna could be good.  how do they get the dog inside the pickle?  no chance you ever get one that looks like the picture. 

[Vic Mackey 47038]

14 hours ago, DougO said:

Just paste the link up through the numbers part and stop there, with no added tags. Wait a couple of seconds and the preview will show if it worked before you even hit the submit button.

 

 

Yes!! Big Sexy!

[DougO 5248]

They wanted to start him April 1, but that was too obvious.

[brojangles2 786]

Go Rangers! 

[Footballpants 121]

I have a very bad feeling about this year. I'm talking 1970's level Ranger suckage. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Quote

Game details 

Houston Astros (Keuchel) vs. Texas Rangers (Hamels)
Date: Thursday, March 29 
First pitch: 2:35 p.m. (CT)
TV: ESPN, FSSW Radio: 105.3 The Fan, KFLC 1270
Fan giveaway: Budweiser magnetic schedule (First 40,000, 21 & older)
National anthem singer: Kyle Park
Flyover: Planes from the Cavanaugh Flight Museum in Addison, after national anthem
Ceremonial first pitch: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred and two children from the Texas Rangers MLB Youth Academy.

Commish in the house.

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2018/03/27/opening-day-central-everything-texas-rangers-fans-need-know-game-no-1-162

[Assman 1830]

14 hours ago, Footballpants said:

I have a very bad feeling about this year. I'm talking 1970's level Ranger suckage. 

Yep.  Every win will be a tiny little miracle in of itself.

[TheFlagship 432]

13 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Commish in the house.

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2018/03/27/opening-day-central-everything-texas-rangers-fans-need-know-game-no-1-162

Verlander is starting for South Texas. Good job good effort DMN.

[Vic Mackey 47038]

We most likely will go 0-162.

[Jameslaw121 4448]

6 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

Commish in the house.

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2018/03/27/opening-day-central-everything-texas-rangers-fans-need-know-game-no-1-162

He better make it fucking fast

[Constant 6732]

80-82

[Bigbend1812 12915]

8 hours ago, Constant said:

80-82

I’m an optometrist, 82-80.

[3adays 454]

Let’s do this shit! Will be taking off work early and heading to the bar. Let’s fuck up the Stros one time before the inevitable suckage. 

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Baseball is back, bitches!

[TheFlagship 432]

It’s baseballlll time in Texas!!

[BigDHornfan 6548]

Opening Day Bitches!!!!   Heading to the ballpark now!     Fuck the Astros!

[NOMAAA 1696]

Hoping to get to 76. Thinking no dyson blowing games is worth a few extra. 

[SameSame 1704]

You could use some baseball.

[Jameslaw121 4448]

One of my Favorite days of the year. Took the day off. Don't want to spend the money on tickets, so headed to Red Hot and Blues for lunch, then probably home where I'm stocked up on beer and whiskey.

 

And cheese dip 

[TheFlagship 432]

 

[TheFlagship 432]

Tommy Joseph DFA’d. It was a good run

[NOMAAA 1696]

3.29.18

never forget

[Vic Mackey 47038]

About to head to the ballpark!

[TheFlagship 432]

Sadly only two more seasons left here

[SameSame 1704]

It's a damn shame

[3adays 454]

Yep! What a waste of great ballpark. 

[Both Tacos 1806]

Link to watch game while at work?

[Post Oak 20213]

I like Gallo batting 2.  I think its smart.  Hopefully it works. 

 

Go rangers

[Jameslaw121 4448]

27 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

Link to watch game while at work?

Should be able to stream on fox sports. If you have  cable password. Message me if it not working

[markstanco 12577]

I like Gallo batting 2.  I think its smart.  Hopefully it works. 
 
Go rangers

Me too. Getting the 3rd out with a strikeout fires up the opposing team as they are about to bat.