2018 Texas Rangers thread

[Sbbruin 22147]

I hope y’all enjoyed your brief stay in L.A.  Buh-bye.

[TheFlagship 466]

Matt Kemp is a pussy

[idigTexas 2332]

7 hours ago, zork said:

What was he waiting on?

88mph, so he could travel through time to the end of the season.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Great fucking throw, Bush. These bastards who insist on throwing sidearm. Fifty feet from homeplate. He and Profar need a refresher course in accuracy.

I don't like it when Beltre does it either, but he's been doing it so long, it seldom costs him.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Irish Wrist Watch

[Vic Mackey 48035]

6 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Something out of the zone.

Lmao

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Great story in the Athletic about Mason Englert - worth the read:

 

https://theathletic.com/392723/2018/06/14/a-rainbow-in-the-clouds-mason-englert-and-the-education-of-a-father-and-mother/

[Vic Mackey 48035]

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Great story in the Athletic about Mason Englert - worth the read:

 

https://theathletic.com/392723/2018/06/14/a-rainbow-in-the-clouds-mason-englert-and-the-education-of-a-father-and-mother/

Cool to see a Forney Jackrabbit get drafted since I graduated from there. They have always had a solid baseball program. They went to State this year but fell short. But this kid pitched very well. Hope he pans out be it for us or whomever. Preferably us. We need pitching for the future in the worst way.

[TheFlagship 466]

All I have to say tonight is...what in the god damn fuck is this shit

[HRSchenker 2341]

Friday night was Texas A&M night at the ballpark. Walked around the Grand Slam gift shop and saw this abortion of a tattoo

https://imgur.com/a/kIqqS3u

Edited June 17, 2018 by HRSchenker

[Post Oak 20594]

Imagine a life like that

[Vic Mackey 48035]

Today was fun.

[TheFlagship 466]

Onions. 

 

[Trey3216 15454]

That was a fun game to watch today.  What an awesome ending.  Definitely smelled onions, and my fan must need dusting. 

[Jameslaw121 4498]

That was awesome to watch!

[Dr Fear 1290]

FWIF, Profar, not Odor, is starting tonight at 2nd with the return of Elvis.

 

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Gallo struck out four times yesterday. (Walked in the ninth). Wish Rua would kick his hitting up a notch.

[Jameslaw121 4498]

And Trevino sent back to Frisco - Guess that makes IKF the backup catcher right now

 

Edited June 18, 2018 by Jameslaw121

[Vic Mackey 48035]

Trevino needs to see the plate and field everyday so sending him back as the only decision. He and the team both knew it was just a temporary stint.

I really don't see Profar being more than a utility player for the duration of his career. He doesn't play any position well enough to make the team keep him there and his bat isn't there either. He's a good asset to have in that role. Which is a far cry from the can't miss, untradable asset he was before he ever saw the field.

[Vic Mackey 48035]

How long do we stick with the Gallo experiment? Besides being able to launch a ball a long ways when he connects, what does he do well?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Profar has become an important part of this offense. He can play Left. Give him 20-30 games out there he'd probably be pretty good at it. As inconsistent as Odor is offensively, he's more effective than Gallo.

Edited June 19, 2018 by Irish Wrist Watch

[Get ln My Van 934]

Gallo is a shittier Adam Dunn

[Dr Fear 1290]

Something is going down, clubhouse is also closed pre-game.

 

[SurlyBDR 23242]

 

 

[C-Man 27839]

14 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Gallo is a shittier Adam Dunn

At his best, Adam Dunn was a pretty good fucking player.

[Dr Fear 1290]

6 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

So, a bunch of player got hammered last night and Mendez got the spanking????

 

[Dr Fear 1290]

Odor was in the lineup 2 hours ago, that is not the case as of 5 minutes ago.

[Dr Fear 1290]

 

[Vic Mackey 48035]

Seems like a fight in the locker room after the game last night.

[Dr Fear 1290]

Seems like a fight in the locker room after the game last night.

Or today?

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[Johnny Sack 8397]

11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Seems like a fight in the locker room after the game last night.

Or a possible hand job. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

When is Odor's bobblehead night? Can you bench someone on their bobblehead night?

 

[Dr Fear 1290]

21 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

When is Odor's bobblehead night? Can you bench someone on their bobblehead night?

 

30th, a week from Saturday. I belive last year the traded Lucroy a few week before his bobblehead, and then just did it later in the year as a generic Star Wars bobblehead.

[C-Man 27839]

So any updates on what it was that happened?

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Odor probably tried to hit Mendez, but missed. Mendez retaliated and threw a ball at his head and also missed

[Dr Fear 1290]

2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Odor probably tried to hit Mendez, but missed. Mendez retaliated and threw a ball at his head and also missed

Anyone see Odor in the dugout yesterday during the game? I don't remember seeing him.

[Jameslaw121 4498]

48 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Anyone see Odor in the dugout yesterday during the game? I don't remember seeing him.

He was in the bull pen catching at one point

[C-Man 27839]

Norm was talking about Odor and Mendez and a few other Rangers being out with some of the Royals the night before and things "got out of hand" whatever that means. Just got all boozed up or something worse?

[Jameslaw121 4498]

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Norm was talking about Odor and Mendez and a few other Rangers being out with some of the Royals the night before and things "got out of hand" whatever that means. Just got all boozed up or something worse?

Anyone know where Ron Washington was?

[immortal13 4059]

What a clusterfuck this season has become

[Dr Fear 1290]

 

[TheFlagship 466]

If IKF can actually play a decent catcher, that would be awesome for us going forward

i fucking hate tocci, why does he play

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Desheilds getting a rest day?

[Assman 1830]

Show me a loss.

[EastTexan 673]

Screw y'all bitches. Rangers on a run. Longest streak in mlb.

Go Rangers!

also, IKF, I really like this guy.

Edited June 21, 2018 by EastTexan

[Fudge Nuggets 19484]

17 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

 

I see your problem, too many dudes with hyphenated last names.

[Vic Mackey 48035]

Can we just play the Royals the rest of the season?

[Jameslaw121 4498]

Some body say hyphenated one more fucking time

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can we just play the Royals the rest of the season?

I'm looking forward to kicking  the Astros ass July 3rd and 4th.

[DougO 5269]

On 6/20/2018 at 9:45 AM, Irish Wrist Watch said:

When is Odor's bobblehead night? Can you bench someone on their bobblehead night?

 

They should bench bobbleheads...forever.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

They should bench bobbleheads...forever.

They should bench Odor forever.

Not really - after sitting out a game or two, both he and Gallo seemed a little more determined not to swing at shit pitches Wed night.

Edited June 22, 2018 by Irish Wrist Watch