2018 Texas Rangers thread

[SurlyBDR 23214]

Somebody suggested trading Keuchel at the deadline already after last night's performance. Their jerking is of the knee variety, currently.

[Atlas 25]

Dominating that run differential!

[TheFlagship 466]

Delino broke his hand...fuckkkk

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Oh no...we suck again.

 

I didn't really understand the Carlos Gomez thing, but I don't follow that closely to know if he would have refused to come off the bench.

Edited March 31, 2018 by JohnnyRage

[EastTexan 673]

1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

Delino broke his hand...fuckkkk

 

That ain't gonna help.

[3adays 454]

We’re going to burn through the bullpen today. I don’t see Moore making it four innings. 

[TheFlagship 466]

A Maz special and a blast. Great

[3adays 454]

Got him! Lol

[Vic Mackey 48019]

Gallo is worthless.

[SurlyBDR 23214]

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

We’re going to burn through the bullpen today. I don’t see Moore making it four innings. 

1234

[TheFlagship 466]

Excited to see what Minor brings tomorrow. If this team is gonna go anywhere, we need him to be a #2 

[TheFlagship 466]

We also need to find a CF asap. Tocci looks like he hasn’t lifted weights since middle school.

[futureman 22719]

25 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

We also need to find a CF asap. Tocci looks like he hasn’t lifted weights since middle school.

taveras in 2019.  until then not much. 

[Both Tacos 1827]

Too soon for Magic Number countdown?

[In re UofA 29]

The starting rotation is juuuust a bit past their collective prime.

[TheFlagship 466]

 

[DaggerHorns 3172]

Go Rangers! Fuck the Astros and their obesity oil refinery town.

[DaggerHorns 3172]

http://youtu.be/Fo6a3h58Zqo

Edited April 1, 2018 by DaggerHorns
How tha fack does u-tube werk?

[TheFlagship 466]

Pretty pathetic offensive showing this weekend. Afraid it won’t get any better when we go to the East Bay tomorrow

[Vic Mackey 48019]

This team is so fucking bad.

[DaggerHorns 3172]

This doesn’t look good boys...

[D_Goose 504]

 

[TheFlagship 466]

Gattis just keeps going in dry

[In10se 175]

So the Rangers are back to pre-2010 shittiness and their ultra Republican fucktard owners are employing and condoning a color commentator who outed himself as a white supremacist. 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9971]

2 hours ago, D_Goose said:

 

A bull penis probably does make quite a mess. 

[TheFlagship 466]

at least we get the comedy of Bartolo tomorrow

[Trey3216 15453]

3 hours ago, D_Goose said:

 

Bull Penis a mess?

[Knoxtnhorn 6312]

Glad I moved back to Dallas (after 20 years) to see all of my childhood teams revert back to late 1980's form.

[skittlebrau 474]

I’m just going to throw something out here, guys. We might not be that good.

[Hornstrader 189]

This is definitely a top 5 pick in the draft team 

[futureman 22719]

if we’re not gonna make the playoffs we need to tank hard.  trade hamels, beltre and anyone else we can at the deadline, provided they are playing well and having decent years.  get a top 3 pick and get a college player who will be ready to play in 2020 when the new park opens.  profit. 

[Vic Mackey 48019]

So the Rangers are back to pre-2010 shittiness and their ultra Republican fucktard owners are employing and condoning a color commentator who outed himself as a white supremacist. 
 

Take your dumb fuck political commentary elsewhere. He liked some random tweet that was harmless but everyone gets triggered these days.

[In10se 175]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 hours ago, In10se said:

So the Rangers are back to pre-2010 shittiness and their ultra Republican fucktard owners are employing and condoning a color commentator who outed himself as a white supremacist. 
 

Take your dumb fuck political commentary elsewhere. He liked some random tweet that was harmless but everyone gets triggered these days.

Liking a tweet... Actively following white supremacist groups... Sure everybody does that. I cant even count the number of white supremacist groups I follow on Twitter. 

You can believe what you want but I cant support that. This organization is garbage.  

[futureman 22719]

you’re garbage but we’re not bitching about it. 

[RPM 26675]

13 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

http://youtu.be/Fo6a3h58Zqo

Use the page URL, not the Youtube link. You don't even have to remove the s.

 

[3adays 454]

But, but we have those new pickle corn dogs. Fuck this season it going to suck. 

[NOMAAA 1700]

76 wins is going to be tough.

[Vic Mackey 48019]

But, but we have those new pickle corn dogs. Fuck this season it going to suck. 

Yep it will be bad. Very bad. I know they don't want to use the word 'rebuild' since they have a new stadium coming but it needs to start this year. Starting with Hamels and Beltre. I don't think either want to even be here right now for this. Beltre already said he's not staying around for a rebuild and I don't blame him. Too old for that. Same as Hamels.

I'm torn on Andrus. If you can't get much for him then keep him. I've came around on him a lot starting last year.

We desperately need pitching. This staff is ridiculously bad.

[TheFlagship 466]

Let’s see how we look at the end of the month before the rebuild talk starts. Losing 3 out of 4 to the best team in baseball isn’t season defining. I actually thought the starting pitchers and the bullpen did okay, but we looked shitty on defense and hitting. Hitting will come around, but I’m afraid we’re stuck with the defense we have. Maz needs to move to 1B soon.

[Vic Mackey 48019]

Let’s see how we look at the end of the month before the rebuild talk starts. Losing 3 out of 4 to the best team in baseball isn’t season defining. I actually thought the starting pitchers and the bullpen did okay, but we looked shitty on defense and hitting. Hitting will come around, but I’m afraid we’re stuck with the defense we have. Maz needs to move to 1B soon.

I mean you can try and put band aids on a flesh wound if you want but this thing won't get better by patching together a rotation like we have. Plus, this is the easiest month we have.

[Hornstrader 189]

The only thing that happens at the end of the month is we go from being pretty sure we are really bad to being absolutely certain we are really bad

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

The worst part is that our trade pieces suck, our farm is average, and like most DFW teams we don’t draft for shit. So rebuilding might like trying to kill yourself with a spoon. 

 Hope. I. Am. Wrong. 

[bigcigar 1224]

1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The worst part is that our trade pieces suck, our farm is average, and like most DFW teams we don’t draft for shit. So rebuilding might like trying to kill yourself with a spoon. 

 Hope. I. Am. Wrong. 

Well that’s depressing as fuck

[skittlebrau 474]

Bartolo Colon is must see TV.

The complete lack of attendance in Oakland always amazes me.

[TheFlagship 466]

We found our ace!

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

Following this game on MLB.com- looks like we're watching a lot of first pitch strikes through the heart of the plate.

 

I'd really like to see Odor get sent back down to figure his shit at the plate out like he did 2 or 3 years ago.

[skittlebrau 474]

Colon still perfect in his Rangers career.

[Post Oak 20580]

My best case scenario for this year is that Beltre, Hamels, Elvis, Fister, Colon and Minor are good and we're bad.  Its a sellers market and we're able to stock up.

[dcar00 14995]

wow. what a throw by Robinson.

[Bone3421 716]

Ugh what a waste..... We suck