2018 Texas Rangers thread

[dcar00 14997]

perez...whoo boy.  

[Vic Mackey 48029]

Oh look, a shitty Perez start.

[Vic Mackey 48029]

8 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

Profar now injured. Have to just laugh at this point 

2014 all over again. Except there were real expectations for that team. Not so much this team.

[dcar00 14997]

man just awful

[dcar00 14997]

that dude in CF for us is flat awful.

[Elmer_Fudd 23033]

Perez has a sparkling 13.14 ERA after 3 starts.

[TheFlagship 466]

We’ll always have the Bartolo game 

[Knoxtnhorn 6312]

Seven fucking players.  SEVEN that played tonight that are hitting .222 or less.  None of them are pitchers.  We've got a guy batting .063.  WTF?

[Get ln My Van 934]

Keep Guzman in the lineup 

[NOMAAA 1700]

6 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Keep Guzman in the lineup 

yes.  please.

how long are we going to get this robinson ss experience.  its a wild ride. 

[bularry1 23]

 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perez has a sparkling 13.14 ERA after 3 starts.

Is that bad?

[Schnitty3 31]

 
Is that bad?

Well, it’s not good.

[Knoxtnhorn 6312]

I’m not even sure that’s a good ERA in slow pitch softball.  Too bad our pitchers can’t go against our hitters and cancel each other’s stats.

[Bone3421 716]

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I’m not even sure that’s a good ERA in slow pitch softball.  Too bad our pitchers can’t go against our hitters and cancel each other’s stats.

I think your right...even in a co-ed beer league i dont recall teams scoring 4/5 runs a inning

[Vic Mackey 48029]

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I’m not even sure that’s a good ERA in slow pitch softball.  Too bad our pitchers can’t go against our hitters and cancel each other’s stats.

I'm not even sure how effective this offense would be in softball beer league.

[Bone3421 716]

Youngsters did well tonight

[DougO 5269]

Rag tag bunch of misfits looking decent 3 of the last 4 games. Good for Moore having a real nice night.

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

On 4/16/2018 at 8:58 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perez has a sparkling 13.14 ERA after 3 starts.

Dude is trash....there's not a nice way to put it 

[TheFlagship 466]

Excellent point made on the Athletic today. Team building requires a little luck in the sense that you need guys who are not considered elite prospects to breakout and become MLB caliber players in order to compete for titles (Kinsler and Nellie for example). Maybe the rangers can find that in either IKF or Condor.

[Trey3216 15453]

1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

Excellent point made on the Athletic today. Team building requires a little luck in the sense that you need guys who are not considered elite prospects to breakout and become MLB caliber players in order to compete for titles (Kinsler and Nellie for example). Maybe the rangers can find that in either IKF or Condor.

I like Condor's plate approach.  Kind of a Dave Magadan style swing and bat control.  Not a bad thing by any stretch.  

 

Mazara has really improved his swing zone command as well.  

[Trey3216 15453]

We made it 50 hours without a single post.  The very definition of apathy

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

40 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

We made it 50 hours without a single post.  The very definition of apathy

Despite an international signing during that time. 

[TheFlagship 466]

I think the JPM signing had been unofficial for a while. But yeah, these games have been boring lately. 

[Jameslaw121 4498]

It's hard to get excited when you have 4 people in the line up batting .202 or less.....

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

Only 4?

[Jameslaw121 4498]

^^^^ Technically 5 - Rua came in to pinch Run - but he didn't actually bar. 

[zork 629]

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

^^^^ Technically 5 - Rua came in to pinch Run - but he didn't actually bar. 

Maybe they should hit the bar before the games.

[Jameslaw121 4498]

1 hour ago, zork said:

Maybe they should hit the bar before the games.

they would probably miss it too

Edited April 21, 2018 by Jameslaw121

[TheFlagship 466]

Bartolo day! 

[TheFlagship 466]

Soon

 

[TheFlagship 466]

Struggling to think of a worse player to wear the T than Tocci.

[El Diablo 4232]

Time for Seattle to get a taste of Texas' Colon.

[Post Oak 20588]

2 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Soon

 

Mr.  I play 3-hole.

 

Cant wait

[dcar00 14997]

Claudio is such a fuckin spare.  I can't believe this is the best staff Daniels can put together.

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

3 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Struggling to think of a worse player to wear the T than Tocci.

Dave valle

mario mendoza

there are viable options here

[Get ln My Van 934]

This team fucking sucks.

Tocci should be bagging groceries. 

Call Willie up yesterday.

[Elmer_Fudd 23033]

11 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Struggling to think of a worse player to wear the T than Tocci.

Ryan Rua is providing stiff competition. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23033]

Jeremy Jeffress all of the sudden learned how to pitch again after getting away from the Rangers.  Has an ERA below 1 for the Brewers.

[EastTexan 673]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Jeremy Jeffress all of the sudden learned how to pitch again after getting away from the Rangers.  Has an ERA below 1 for the Brewers.

 

Figures.

[TheFlagship 466]

Maz has had a nice April at the plate 

[TheFlagship 466]

Holy shit Delino had an incredible catch 

[TheFlagship 466]

Khris Davis had a big hit against us? No way!

[Trey3216 15453]

15 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

Khris Davis had a big hit against us? No way!

As sure as the sun rises in the east...

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

How many times are they going to put Jepsen and let him shit the bed before they learn their lesson?

bannister was dealt a shitty hand this year but some of his decisions have contributed to the shittiness of this team, primarily bullpen management 

[TheFlagship 466]

What the fuck!

[Knoxtnhorn 6312]

Lulz.  The Rangers somehow have like 5 of the worst 10 players in the majors.

[Pato del Muerto 53603]

3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  The Rangers somehow have like 5 of the worst 10 players in the majors.

It’s early still. 

By september, they could easily have more. 

[Jameslaw121 4498]

17 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

How many times are they going to put Jepsen and let him shit the bed before they learn their lesson?

bannister was dealt a shitty hand this year but some of his decisions have contributed to the shittiness of this team, primarily bullpen management 

Your bullpen tends to suck when you starts can't make past the first out of the 5th inning most of the time.

[Jameslaw121 4498]

3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  The Rangers somehow have like 5 of the worst 10 players in the majors.

Wait until after we trade Beltre and Hamels. 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

How'd we ever win 8?