Week 15 Cowboys v Rams: Wade Delivers the Garrett Death Blow

[Junior Miller 1502]

[kingkoopa6 8320]

Lol. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Ah.... par for the course. Shitty ST kick with inability to get off the field because of penalty.

[C-Man 27075]

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

[C-Man 27075]

Forbath’s first kick as a Cowboy goes OB. Lol

[RamjetFDO 10554]

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

They said Dallas deferred, so... No?

[NowThis 931]

and the blue unis of death

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

They said on telecast they deferred.

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

Heard them saying that too depending on what ref "heard". Please please please be true. Please. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

and the blue unis of death

Yeah. WTF is up with that shit?

[Junior Miller 1502]

They said they also have the roof closed but doors open. Aren't they really shity when that's the case? Or is it doors closed and roof open? 

I think the NFL should have a rule that if you have a retractable roof it has to be open 100% of time unless it's either raining or snowing. Doesn't matter if its 105 degrees or -5 degrees. This is a gladiator sport, not some pussy ass lazy man sport like baseball. 

Already we've seen special-teams fuck ups and a defensive penalty fuck up. Let's see what the offense can fuck up. 

[Chief21 49]

Ugh!!!

[totallynotabuttpirate 5343]

I've always thought a 35 yard sideline throw with a safety on that side was the highest percentage option on 3rd and 3. 

[dcar00 14036]

get the fucking first down.  horrible. deep on 3rd and 3.

[Horn80 6075]

7 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

8 minutes ago, NowThis said:

and the blue unis of death

Yeah. WTF is up with that shit?

Jerrah

[dcar00 14036]

can we just fire the whole team.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I've always thought a 35 yard sideline throw with a safety on that side was the highest percentage option on 3rd and 3. 

That's awful play design and read by Dak.  It was a 2 deep shell, he should have been looking inside to TE or slot.

LOL!!!!  Dak is an idiot.

[dcar00 14036]

ha fucking ha.  just put a fork in these guys.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Cowboys went full charlie coin toss derp.
Hahhaha

[Junior Miller 1502]

Got damn, Luke Gifford makes Sean Lee look like Cal Ripken jr.

[Iceman 2646]

Dallas defers on the rest of our lives...

[Rip76 4915]

Did Dallas just pull a Charlie Strong?

[Radical Larry 28529]

[Jive Turkey 12569]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Cowboys went full charlie coin toss derp.
Hahhaha

fire Garrett now.

[michaelpshayes 417]

That coin toss debacle ought to be the end of the franchise...close it down ...liquidate

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

Why does college football and the NFL have such stupid rules? Don’t they know that 85% of the players scored 600 on their SAT’s and have CTE brains?

 

Use the magic words or else you’ll kick off both halves!

[Chief21 49]

Holy shit!!! Fucked up the coin toss. 😂😂

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

Well, at least I can’t say Charlie was the only one I saw screw up a coin toss. 

[Horn80 6075]

Decade of Ginger ball.  Fuck you Jerry

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Well, at least I can’t say Charlie was the only one I saw screw up a coin toss. 

And they both derped in the same city on the same field.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

So heard Sham saying Dak might’ve fucked up the coin toss Charlie Strong style. Can somebody confirm?

They said Dallas deferred, so... No?

You were right.

[dcar00 14036]

unreal.  we are lucky not to be getting called for offsides/neutral zone.

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Well, at least I can’t say Charlie was the only one I saw screw up a coin toss. 

Happened with Mack at Arkansas in 2004. 

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why does college football and the NFL have such stupid rules? Don’t they know that 85% of the players scored 600 on their SAT’s and have CTE brains?

 

Use the magic words or else you’ll kick off both halves!

If your quarterback can do a Campbell's chunky soup commercial he can manage to walk to the fucking coin toss with a one word vocabulary. That's the only fucking word you have to say. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Well coached team. Just stellar.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Just now, Junior Miller said:

If your quarterback can do a Campbell's chunky soup commercial he can manage to walk to the fucking coin toss with a one word vocabulary. That's the only fucking word you have to say. 

That should be 2m/yr off his contract.  It's amazingly stupid.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why does college football and the NFL have such stupid rules? Don’t they know that 85% of the players scored 600 on their SAT’s and have CTE brains?

 

Use the magic words or else you’ll kick off both halves!

Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle.

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Why don’t refs use common fuckin sense in these situations? Who TF wants to kick to start both half’s? These refs are programmed to be fuckin robots

[Dewey 3280]

Guess the money is on the Cowboys opening the second half with an onside kick 

[dcar00 14036]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Did Dallas just pull a Charlie Strong?

yep.  to many dumb fuckers talking. you can see it.  just tell your dumbass QB to say Defer if you win it and take the ball if you lose it.  You can see them all pointing like the want to kick it a certain way.  its a Dome who cares.  its possible Dak said defer and then they started to discuss what end to defend.

Can we please fire Garrett now?  and I'm good with offering Dak 20M and let him walk.

[Firemans4Horn 17848]

2 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

If your quarterback can do a Campbell's chunky soup commercial he can manage to walk to the fucking coin toss with a one word vocabulary. That's the only fucking word you have to say. 

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

It may be stupid and refs maybe should do a better job of explaining things but this is Pop Warner type stuff.  We'd like to defer to 2nd half.  

[dcar00 14036]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

85 Bears disagree with you.

[dcar00 14036]

tavon austin is in.  that's not predictable.

[Royal With Cheese 3]

5 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Well coached team. Just stellar.

And Garrett just stands there staring off into space.

[dcar00 14036]

thats not on Dak.  these guys suck

[Horn80 6075]

Cut Austin already.  He’s not made a play all season.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

tavon austin is in.  that's not predictable.

Agreed.  Run it with Cobb or Gallup..... smh.  We want to get the balls in our web back's hands!!!

Fuck Witten.  Catch that.

Edited December 15, 2019 by Patrick Bateman

[RPM 26236]

Garrett tries razzle dazzle and Wade just giggles.

[dcar00 14036]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Agreed.  Run it with Cobb or Gallup..... smh.  We want to get the balls in our web back's hands!!!

that was probably Garrett's big contribution this week.