Week 15 Cowboys v Rams: Wade Delivers the Garrett Death Blow

[Nueces River Rat 5,722]

WTF is the deal with the blue unis at home?

[Mo Horn 8,933]

So they're #1 in offense and 3rd down conversions, and still have a losing record. 25th in defense part of the reason why, but still a crazy stat. 

[RPM 26,557]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

WTF is the deal with the blue unis at home?

Jerruh trying to boost uni sales.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Happened to Mack when we were good. 

Happened to charlie when we sucked. 

Happened to Garrett/Dak today. 

 

It’s a stupid fucking rule. No team wants to kick off both halves. 

It's like the NFL testing for weed once a year and letting you know months in advance. It's a sheer stupidity test. 

[dcar00 14,897]

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It may be stupid and refs maybe should do a better job of explaining things but this is Pop Warner type stuff.  We'd like to defer to 2nd half.  

exactly.  it is a dome.  there is no decision on whether you want to have the wind in the 4th for some reason.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

WTF is the deal with the blue unis at home?

U no merch?

[Mo Horn 8,933]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

WTF is the deal with the blue unis at home?

I don't know but somehow it contributes to Jerry making more money. No other reason to do it. 

[dcar00 14,897]

lets see how we can stall here.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Sweet here's the one good drive before halfway through the 4th down 20. Enjoy it 

[Nueces River Rat 5,722]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I don't know but somehow it contributes to Jerry making more money. No other reason to do it. 

Of course.   And he knows the same people who bitch about him and Garret will turn around and dump cash for those jerseys and other merchandise and the cycle of mediocrity continues.   Damn I wish I could run a business like that.   Easy money.  

[RPM 26,557]

Old man strikes again!

[dcar00 14,897]

well that was unexpected.

[Radical Larry 28,813]

Old man TD

[Iceman 2,955]

HoFer one handed catch...LOlz.

Unbelievable.

Still can't believe he's playing.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

That was a laser.  Looks like Dak still has his fastball but touch is going to be an issue.

[ButtFumble 5,246]

that was a hell of a one handed catch

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Witten still has that fire

 

[Trey3216 15,450]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

exactly.  it is a dome.  there is no decision on whether you want to have the wind in the 4th for some reason.

Well, you must’ve forgotten that big ball of fire that blinds the west side of the stadium  in the third quarter 

[Iceman 2,955]

that video has Dak saying "we defer to 2nd half.  we'll kick it"

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Witten made an above average play?! 

[Iceman 2,955]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Witten made an above average play?! 

Hallmark style

[dcar00 14,897]

quit saying KICK you moron.  he says Defer and walt anderson fucks it up because he is an old man and incompetent.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Apparently Walt Anderson heard, "We derpfer."

[Horn80 6,313]

Just now, Iceman said:

that video has Dak saying "we defer to 2nd half.  we'll kick it"

Yep.  Walt fucked up.  Total BS

[JOSEYWALES66 1,850]

Damn.  He did say “defer”.
 

Cowboys getting fucked on that call. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,325]

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

that video has Dak saying "we defer to 2nd half.  we'll kick it"

Take your helmet off and talk to the official like he’s an idiot. Because he is. 

[ButtFumble 5,246]

I wonder if you can review the dumb shit that is said on the coin flip

and now they just answer it is not

dallas being dallas

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Yeah after hearing that audio, we definitely got fucked. 

[dcar00 14,897]

they could fix this but they won't.  why is more than one guy speaking?

[ButtFumble 5,246]

jason garret should have tried to throw his red flag for a review of the coin toss

he could find another way to lose a challenge

[Pato del Muerto 53,325]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

I wonder if you can review the dumb shit that is said on the coin flip

and now they just answer it is not

dallas being dallas

There is all half to fix it and let Dallas receive in the second half. But of course they would rather let the mistake stand and give la an advantage than do the common sense thing. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,325]

Amazing. A screen worked against them. 

[Mo Horn 8,933]

 Dallas always comes up on the short end of every bizzare rule or situation. 

[dcar00 14,897]

you never ever ever never say the word "kick".  just ask Abner Haynes.

[RPM 26,557]

Just now, Iceman said:

that video has Dak saying "we defer to 2nd half.  we'll kick it"

I heard him say "defer" twice, but he said defense. The other guys were going "kick, kick". Dak looks at the Ref and says "Defense, Defense, we want to kick it. Kicking it that way" then the Ref asks him "You want to kick?" Dak says "We defer to the 2nd half."

[Pato del Muerto 53,325]

I wonder how the chat with Walt and dak went. 
 

I said defer. 
no you didn’t. 
yes i did. 
no, you are lying to me. You messed up, not me. 

[dcar00 14,897]

Jaylon smith covering no one again.

Buffalo and Bears all over again.  

[Horn80 6,313]

There is audio evidence but let’s wait until next season to fix another total ref fuck up.  

[RPM 26,557]

Seems like there's plenty of time for New York to correct this before it affects the game.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

Heath..... smh.

[dcar00 14,897]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

I heard him say "defer" twice, but he said defense. The other guys were going "kick, kick". Dak looks at the Ref and says "Defense, Defense, we want to kick it. Kicking it that way" then the Ref asks him "You want to kick?" Dak says "We defer to the 2nd half."

Dak got ahead of himself.  you defer. Rams chose to take the ball.  Dallas choses which end to defend.  not going to matter as Mcvay has figured out to just throw and run the QB out of the pocket some.  fully expect goff to take off for a few designed runs for big yardage when we go man.

[C-Man 27,684]

Jerrah

I think it’s Charlotte Britches instead

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2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Seems like there's plenty of time for New York to correct this before it affects the game.

You need to just be glad Walt didn't flag Dak for phantom pushing him.

[RPM 26,557]

Boom

[Horn80 6,313]

Must be a mistake.  Austin finally made a play this season.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

Fantastic play by Dak to extend it...... All him there.

[ButtFumble 5,246]

I was surprised it was all 100% on the BDs hitting each other they were simply not looking

[NowThis 931]

the glass windows need to be covered up. Duh. Don't be cheap JJ.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Just ridiculously bad design, but Jerry's a billion dollar bonehead trailer trash.

[Horn80 6,313]

Hit Goff hard.