Micro Glittering Motherfuckers

[Horn_Spanker 524]

If you send Christmas cards full of that micro glitter shit, fuck you!

(get off my lawn)

[Sbbruin 21865]

Do people do that?  I would send them back a steaming pile of shit if they did.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

Daughter came home from some girl scout shit the other day with a Christmas sweater she had decorated, with, yep, glitter. Fucking glitter. On a sweater. Which she promptly dropped onto the couch the minute she walked in the door.

 

On the plus side, if I come home with glitter on me, I can saw its from the couch.

 

[immortal13 4059]

Glitter dust is the fucking worst

[washparkhorn 9939]

21 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Glitter dust is the fucking worst

Avatar checks out. 

[demos 3004]

Good case for justifiable homicide.

[SquishMitten 10421]

On 12/16/2019 at 9:50 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

On the plus side, if I come home with glitter on me, I can saw its from the couch.

It's one of the unsung benefits of having daughters. Nobody ever questions why you're covered in glitter, smell like cheap perfume, or have random lipstick colors on you.

[The University 851]

On 12/16/2019 at 5:42 PM, Sbbruin said:

Do people do that?  I would send them back a steaming pile of shit if they did.

steaming, you say? now that's some next level shit.

[Cajun 11722]

So, you wouldn't go to the trouble to make it steaming if you sent it to someone?

That's some cold shit.