The World Needs a Plague: Louisiana SWAT and Teacher Wife Feed Kids Semen

[crash_davis 23115]

Fucking amazing that I typed those words for a thread title, but yet here we are.

https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/More-than-50-children-may-have-consumed-sexually-contaminated-cakes-in-Louisiana--564728121.html

On the same day police moved Dennis Perkins to a state prison for safety reasons, our sister station's 9News Investigators have learned officials have informed parents of disturbing new allegations in the case.

Officials believe more than 50 children may have eaten small cakes that possibly contained semen, WAFB’s sources say. Sources add that in the vast majority of the cases, the parents of the children potentially involved have already been contacted. State investigators are still urging anyone with information on the case to come forward.

The disturbing new allegations are connected to the case of former Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office deputy, Dennis Perkins, and his former school teacher wife, Cynthia, who were arrested in October. Sources say photographs seized from the Perkins’ home allegedly show Dennis putting his semen on small dessert squares known as petit fours.

It’s believed children were later served the same cakes to eat, sources say.

Dennis was the head of the Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office SWAT team before being fired shortly after his arrest.

 

The nice giving couple.

[InkaUtexas 26097]

toss em to the gators. 

 

 

[fattyflattie 4638]

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

toss em to the gators. 

 

 

That’s way too nice.  
 

I clicked on this thread thinking the title was an attempt at a witty surly pun, and was just poorly done. Sick ass people. 

[InkaUtexas 26097]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

That’s way too nice.  
 

I clicked on this thread thinking the title was an attempt at a witty surly pun, and was just poorly done. Sick ass people. 

Agree. Real small gators? Or hand em over to the parents. 

[El Diablo 4232]

19 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

toss em to the gators. 

 

 

I don't know if gators like petit fours.

[Guest Lobo]

Okay, for the record—-I originally supported the police and their “gotta do what you gotta do to make it home at night”.  But they are really taking bizarre liberties with that sentiment of support.  

[Steel Shank 9431]

Is that chick a natural blond?

[utee94 15862]

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Is that chick a natural blond?

Don't know about that, but we do know that her lip cream matches her frosting.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

11 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Is that chick a natural blond?

I don't believe so. Although her eye color is fair, those roots are real and appear to be brunette. There really are few natural blonds, about 10 percent if I recall correctly.

[Zepol87 9191]

What the fuck

[Dennis Taylor 18867]

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Attorney David Bourland is representing Dennis.

“We don’t believe that’s accurate,” Bourland said about the cakes Wednesday.

relax guys, his lawyer said he didn't do it

[jimmyjazz 46128]

Let them eat (semen) cake?

[Braff Zacklin 13660]

22 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't believe so. Although her eye color is fair, those roots are real and appear to be brunette. There really are few natural blonds, about 10 percent if I recall correctly.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

So workswithseed is SWAT and not a farmer?

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

I can't wait for the resident badge lickers to show up and tell us that 'not all cops ejaculate on baked goods and serve them to children.' 

[bolverk 29717]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let them eat (semen) cake bukkake?

Better

[Beau Vine 54423]

"I make you very special won ton soup."

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

So does the jizz thing with the desserts make her a hard would not ?  People are asking.

[Sbbruin 21882]

12 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I can't wait for the resident badge lickers to show up and tell us that 'not all cops ejaculate on baked goods and serve them to children.' 

They don't ALL do that, do they?

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

Maybe this will be the seminal moment that destroys the back the blue narrative. 

[Pam Cummings 9658]

25 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I can't wait for the resident badge lickers to show up and tell us that 'not all cops ejaculate on baked goods and serve them to children.' 

Just a couple of bad seeds, that's all.

[Steel Shank 9431]

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't believe so. Although her eye color is fair, those roots are real and appear to be brunette. There really are few natural blonds, about 10 percent if I recall correctly.

Thank you, Mrs. a-Whiggins.

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Thank you, Mrs. a-Whiggins.

What a fucking setup and I didn’t even see it. 

[G650 14277]

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

What the fuck

Yeah that is about all I got.

[washparkhorn 9939]

Damn - taking the Limp Bizkit game to an even more bizarre place than it was already.

Fred Durst lives on in demented minds. 

[mulletpelini 5216]

World already has a plague, it's called Louisiana

[Clintonaldo 2576]

The thin white rope. 

[TwiceHorn 31535]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Better

Gokkun, imo.

[bolverk 29717]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gokkun, imo.

Gah!!!

['stache 21864]

Petite Fours are nasty, they had it cumming.

[Continental Op 3934]

Hey kids we call these our Almond Joy petit fours because sometimes you feel like a nut. 

[msbesq 387]

Cream of some young guy.

[HornOnTheBayou 8946]

We tried to warn the SEC this would happen if they let A&M in. They should've listened to us. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

LA prison should be a wonderful experience for these two

[BabaYaga 15318]

17 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

toss em to the gators. 

 

 

God damn right.  There are times the Old Testament needs dusting off....

[SquishMitten 10434]

On the plus side, I’m quite confident a cop in prison for feeding children his semen will he handsomely rewarded in kind.

[bernorange 8363]

So some peeps I knew back in high school worked at a frozen yogurt place.  I heard a story that one day when the manager let them open the store unsupervised, they allegedly jacked off into frozen yogurt and served it all day long to customers.  No idea if that really happened, but I'd say it was likely.  You just never know what you are eating if you don't prepare the food yourself.

[crash_davis 23115]

10 minutes ago, bernorange said:

So some peeps I knew back in high school worked at a frozen yogurt place.  I heard a story that one day when the manager let them open the store unsupervised, they allegedly jacked off into frozen yogurt and served it all day long to customers.  No idea if that really happened, but I'd say it was likely.  You just never know what you are eating if you don't prepare the food yourself.

kids doing stupid shit is expected. certainly not excusable, but expected.

grown ass adults (a teacher of said students and a head of the local SWAT) doing stupid shit is entirely another thing. these assholes do not belong in civilized society, and their chosen professions where they are entrusted a greater respect and trust makes the offense even worse.

these are children that these two asshats committed the offense against. 

Edited December 18, 2019 by crash_davis

[clapclapclap 9000]

Welp, guess you can add 'Louisiana Cupcake' to the Urban Dictionary.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

18 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gokkun, imo.

 

Nope, not gonna click that. Wouldn't be prudent.

[PRONG HORN 3159]

Don't worry the plague is coming.  It's us.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

What’re you putting in the cookies?

Nuttin’ honey.

[Jkwellborn 6734]

I ran across this looking for another thread. But here’s your plague.

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

So that wasn't frosting?

[Dennis Taylor 18867]

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

So that wasn't frosting?

It wasn't hand sanitizer or soap either 

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

42 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I ran across this looking for another thread. But here’s your plague.

What were you searching for when you came across this thread? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

11 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What were you searching for when you came across this thread? 

Kids semen would be my guess.

[Jkwellborn 6734]

What were you searching for when you came across this thread? 

I searched teacher because I was going to update the teachers going wild thread. One of the local whores that was caught had her day in court. Saw it one the book of faces.

[Planet Houston 4930]

On 12/17/2019 at 6:56 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe this will be the seminal moment that destroys the back the blue narrative. 

That would be a happy ending. 

[Pimphand 5874]

Busted by Adobe Photoshop

At least you got your plague soon after....