Shitty employers

[TonyTexas 10504]

Place to talk about bad work experiences with terrible bosses, companies and organizations  

I would have to quit any job with a company that installed this  

 

[crash_davis 23094]

crappy idea, this.

[Armybrat 40814]

You gotta be shittin’ me!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Hmmm...

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

I hope that everyone confronted with one of those realizes that the best thing to do is to face backwards on the toilet and shit on the floor out of spite. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

What, do they think their employees are dumb?  I’m rolling up in one of these.  

Edited December 18, 2019 by Judge Roybeanbag

[bolverk 29644]

One of these might work too.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

They massively underestimate my tolerance for discomfort when the other option is actually being present for work. 

E: Dickheaded boss types walking around looking at their employees wondering why they still seem to be vanishing for the same amount of time, but also don't appear to be skipping leg day anymore.

Edited December 18, 2019 by MadBurgerMaker

[RPM 26315]

Stick a block under the front of the seat. 

[CooterBrown 18001]

Stick a block under the front of the seat. 

Problem solver right here. You got upper management written all over you.

[RPM 26315]

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

You got upper management written all over you.

I'm a straight shooter.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I've just found a use for all those knee defenders banned by the airlines. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

48 minutes ago, bolverk said:

One of these might work too.

Heck you don’t even need the whole thing.  Just use one of these facing backwards.

[bolverk 29644]

8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Heck you don’t even need the whole thing.  Just use one of these facing backwards.

That was my first thought, but then I realized I'd want something I could rinse off.

Sticking a block under the feet does seem like a simpler approach though.

[tantric superman 4667]

As an employment lawyer at a shitty company, I'd like to point out that this appears both beneficial to leg suppleness as well as avoidance of hemorrhoids.

Plus get back to work.

[Upgrayedd 5810]

You guys shit at work?  Savages. 

[El Diablo 4232]

That toilet reminds me of a story a buddy of mine shared. Seems he got drunkern shit at his uncles bar and when he came to he looked to his left and he saw his foot. Looked to the right and there was his other foot. He'd passed out on the toilet and eventually his head dropped down onto the floor. So, what we have here is a snoozing terlet. Nap time!

Edited December 18, 2019 by El Diablo

[Surly Bevo 24908]

It's all solid productivity until the lawsuit that alleges the fatal pulmonary embolism was brought on by the shitter at the office causing DVT. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

24 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

You guys shit at work?  Savages. 

A friends very old great grandad upon hearing that they were getting indoor plumbing.  You want me to shit ... in the the house ??!!

[FondrenRoad 4378]

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's all solid productivity until the lawsuit that alleges the fatal pulmonary embolism was brought on by the shitter at the office causing DVT. 

Before you even get to that point, it clearly ain't ADA compliant.  The first law suit will allege that the employer doesn't provide adequate facilities because every able bodied employee will be using the handicapped shitter instead making the handicapped shitter generally unavailable for the handicapped people in the office. 

If they want real productivity increases, they should install shitters at people's desks. No need to ever get up from your chair again. 

[Upgrayedd 5810]

They don’t all need to be ADA compliant.  Just one does.

I guess the HC gets to be unproductive then.

[AeroHorn 749]

Aha. I was at a client and I was wondering why the commode is sloping forward. It was absolutely top end otherwise, with bidet and wireless remote that adjusts seat temperature, jet pressure, direction, pulse frequency, water temperature, etc. Absolutely great except for that slope.

 

[SDG 3319]

Don’t work for a shitty company is my take away 

[Gene Parmesan 4002]

53 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Before you even get to that point, it clearly ain't ADA compliant.  The first law suit will allege that the employer doesn't provide adequate facilities because every able bodied employee will be using the handicapped shitter instead making the handicapped shitter generally unavailable for the handicapped people in the office. 

If they want real productivity increases, they should install shitters at people's desks. No need to ever get up from your chair again. 

[Celery Man 20929]

12 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

They don’t all need to be ADA compliant.  Just one does.

I guess the HC gets to be unproductive then.

yeah but that's the one i shit in

[Continental Op 3934]

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

Before you even get to that point, it clearly ain't ADA compliant.  The first law suit will allege that the employer doesn't provide adequate facilities because every able bodied employee will be using the handicapped shitter instead making the handicapped shitter generally unavailable for the handicapped people in the office. 

If they want real productivity increases, they should install shitters at people's desks. No need to ever get up from your chair again. 

You can go shit in other people's cubes after hours whenever you want regardless of whether toilets have been installed. 

[atomheartbevo 89618]

2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

You guys shit at work?  Savages. 

Where else are you going to be playing games on your phone?

[atomheartbevo 89618]

46 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

Aha. I was at a client and I was wondering why the commode is sloping forward. It was absolutely top end otherwise, with bidet and wireless remote that adjusts seat temperature, jet pressure, direction, pulse frequency, water temperature, etc. Absolutely great except for that slope.

Wait, they don't have a guy who does all of that for them?  Like washing and drying your ass, etc.?

[Upgrayedd 5810]

47 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

yeah but that's the one i shit in

I rub one out in the stall.  I here ya

[Iceman 2690]

lean in...to glory.(holes)

[Sam Lin 3550]

4 hours ago, Continental Op said:

You can go shit in other people's cubes after hours whenever you want regardless of whether toilets have been installed. 

Why only after hours?

[TornACL 7698]

9 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aha. I was at a client and I was wondering why the commode is sloping forward. It was absolutely top end otherwise, with bidet and wireless remote that adjusts seat temperature, jet pressure, direction, pulse frequency, water temperature, etc. Absolutely great except for that slope.

 

Very racist

[Iceman 2690]

10 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aha. I was at a client and I was wondering why the commode is sloping forward. It was absolutely top end otherwise, with bidet and wireless remote that adjusts seat temperature, jet pressure, direction, pulse frequency, water temperature, etc. Absolutely great except for that slope.

 

top end for the bottom end, eh?

[Felix 607]

12 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

You guys shit at work?  Savages. 

Union rule #1: Never take a shit on your own time.

[hayden_horn 11362]

3 minutes ago, Felix said:

Union rule #1: Never take a shit on your own time.

haha, yeah that was one of my dad's life lessons. always shit on company time.

[BabaYaga 15286]

I experienced a boredom never before experienced since I was a child in W.Texas with g-ma at church wearing a wool suit.

Early morning, post-coffee, growler time.  Forgot to bring phone.....

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

13 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

You guys shit at work?  Savages. 

Getting paid to shit > abusing my own plumbing on my own time. 

[HOOKEM4 5036]

We need this at work just to get people through. We do not have enough toilets for the 30 min shitter campers. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Sneaky bastards took away opportunity for an upper decker.  But making a gross mess only punishes the janitor.  A cordless drill and masonry bit would’ve much more directed. 

[Murfdogg21 4412]

After company got acquired, new IT cracked down on personal computer use so the only time to read shaggy/facebook/news is on the can. Two poop breaks a day at 15-20 mins each. 
 

This seat regression will not stand. 

[Gil Bang 25907]

A friends very old great grandad upon hearing that they were getting indoor plumbing.  You want me to shit ... in the the house ??!!

When my Dad left Lubbock area to come to Cali, His dad warned him the people out here cook outdoors and shit in the house

[Guest Lobo]

This all sounds like a George-centric episode of “Seinfeld” in the latter years.  

[Hmbre97 6304]

[RPM 26315]

I'm lucky. I have a semi-private shitter in my office. Problem is I share my office with another shift. Still, it keeps the number down and there's accountability. The rules are simple, make sure the air is clear at shift change and leave no traces.