Boots and jeans

[Rimbo 26172]

Dunno if I can pull off boots with skinny jeans.

[RPM 26374]

Yankees and aggy tuck their jeans inside their boots.

[Sam Lin 3564]

Won't let me add an option for Apple Bottom Jeans, or Boots With the Fur.

[pearlandhorn 3275]

Women can tuck their jeans in their boots. 

[deadshank 24653]

Good luck getting your jeans over snake boots.  

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4979]

Jeans only get tucked into boots if you are about to do something that would get the jeans muddy or otherwise dirty and said tucking will protect them. Or if you get drunk at a bonfire and don't gaf.

[immortal13 4059]

2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Jeans only get tucked into boots if you are about to do something that would get the jeans muddy or otherwise dirty and said tucking will protect them. Or if you get drunk at a bonfire and don't gaf.

This

[Celery Man 21021]

you can put pecans in chocolate chip cookies

[Zepol87 9198]

2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Jeans only get tucked into boots if you are about to do something that would get the jeans muddy or otherwise dirty and said tucking will protect them. Or if you get drunk at a bonfire and don't gaf.

Agree with this

[Upgrayedd 5822]

Don't you guys always tuck them in?

[52-80 19274]

Where's the option for boots and cargo shorts?

[Jerry Callo 8759]

3 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Jeans only get tucked into boots if you are about to do something that would get the jeans muddy or otherwise dirty and said tucking will protect them. Or if you get drunk at a bonfire and don't gaf.

Correct.  Hog farmers usually tuck jeans into boots.

[Parliament 14357]

9 hours ago, RPM said:

Yankees and aggy tuck their jeans inside their boots.

And Oklahoma I think.

[TwiceHorn 31645]

There used to be a joke about tucking your jeans in your boots for the purpose of restraining goats and sheep and other livestock (by similarly tucking their hind legs into your boots).

You can achieve most of the same function (the mud function, not the livestock porking function), by hiking your jeans up and letting them catch on the scallop.  A less controversial look.

[Kennythetiger 9490]

3 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Jeans only get tucked into boots if you are about to do something that would get the jeans muddy or otherwise dirty and said tucking will protect them. Or if you get drunk at a bonfire and don't gaf.

I'd usually rather get my jeans muddy and keep my boots clean.

[Kennythetiger 9490]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

you can put pecans in chocolate chip cookies

What do you mean, you "can"?  

[Rimbo 26172]

4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

you can put pecans in chocolate chip cookies

yes

but NEVER walnuts

[Lat22 4028]

On 12/18/2019 at 7:40 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Jeans only get tucked into boots if you are about to do something that would get the jeans muddy or otherwise dirty and said tucking will protect them. Or if you get drunk at a bonfire and don't gaf.

That's as good an answer as I've ever seen on Surly.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4979]

There are a few exceptions. Say you just got a new pair of kickass custom boots made and you want to show them off at work. Tuck your pants in for that day, but only that day. 

Just woke up and have to go outside to feed the chickens or whatever animals you've got? Pull on your boots and whatever happens to your pants happens. I don't really make a distinction between tucking them in and letting them hang up on the top.

But if you are going somewhere in public and you don't have brand new custom boots and you intentionally tuck your pants into them and you aren't a hot chick with a great rack then you need to be taken out back and shot.

[Your Mom 4859]

35 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

There are a few exceptions. Say you just got a new pair of kickass custom boots made and you want to show them off at work. Tuck your pants in for that day, but only that day. 

Still only acceptable if you are woman. Seriously, I can’t tell if posts like this and the OP are joking or if people actually think that it’s ok for dudes to walk around in public like that. It’s not. It never has been.

Working in a muddy hog pen or feeding the chickens in the early morning, yeah sure, but boots over jeans as a fashion statement out in public is douchebaggery of epic proportions. 

[NoName 16423]

22 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

There used to be a joke about tucking your jeans in your boots for the purpose of restraining goats and sheep and other livestock (by similarly tucking their hind legs into your boots).

You can achieve most of the same function (the mud function, not the livestock porking function), by hiking your jeans up and letting them catch on the scallop.  A less controversial look.

quite literally the first thing i think of when i see dudes with their jeans tucked in

[deadshank 24653]

If you're going to tuck jeans into cowboy boots then only tuck the jeans into the inside portion of boot shaft and leave the jeans hanging out over the outside portion of the boot shaft.  As such:

 

 

Edited December 19, 2019 by deadshank

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4979]

3 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Still only acceptable if you are woman. Seriously, I can’t tell if posts like this and the OP are joking or if people actually think that it’s ok for dudes to walk around in public like that. It’s not. It never has been.

Working in a muddy hog pen or feeding the chickens in the early morning, yeah sure, but boots over jeans as a fashion statement out in public is douchebaggery of epic proportions. 

Ok, yankee.

[Steel Shank 9435]

Sometimes you have to throw your pants on and boots on in a hurry when you got to get the hell out of Dodge. 

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

A lot of the old farmers/ranchers I knew as a kid always had one pants leg over the boot, and the other hung half on the top.  I never knew if it was a fashion statement or laziness.  

[ScottS 1076]

Jeans (or pants for that matter) are optional.  Vaseline is not.  I've got it all over.  It's down in my boots.  I can feel it squishing between my toes...

 

 

[El Diablo 4232]

On 12/18/2019 at 9:56 AM, Celery Man said:

you can put pecans in chocolate chip cookies

I read this as "peons" at first and thought it a bit harsh. But after thinking further, I'll allow it.