What is your idea of perfectly engineered?

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Too soon?  

Also untrue. 
 

if it were perfect it would have gotten a lot more than 12...

 

merry Christmas everyone 

Edited December 23, 2019 by Doc Reeves

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Also untrue. 
 

if it were perfect it would have gotten a lot more than 12...

 

merry Christmas everyone 

Wow, somebody's been starting the Festivus partying a little early today.  

[Surly Bevo 25,090]

15 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Also untrue. 
 

if it were perfect it would have gotten a lot more than 12...

 

merry Christmas everyone 

HAM for Christmas y'all.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Also untrue. 
 

if it were perfect it would have gotten a lot more than 12...

 

merry Christmas everyone 

If I've learned anything around here, THAT ^^^ Is how you do Surly.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,913]

Actually,I don’t think the one pictured got anyone. It was just the appetizer to the main course

[Lhorn 4,929]

I’d didn’t know that. You mean they fucked one up that bad and didn’t learn from it? That doesn’t seem aggy like.

[Macanudo 12,999]

15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I’d didn’t know that. You mean they fucked one up that bad and didn’t learn from it? That doesn’t seem aggy like.

Just like the 100 Year Decision.

[tx 3 putt 77,238]

On 12/21/2019 at 6:03 PM, Armybrat said:

The very pregnant Mrs. Brat - Easter, 1968:

@Armybrat what’s perfectly engineered here, mrs brat or the car ?

[gmr548 16,590]

119 posts and no "your mom"?

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

[Armybrat 40,857]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

@Armybrat what’s perfectly engineered here, mrs brat or the car ?

Why not both?

[BearSchlong 8,105]

13 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

I wouldn't say this is perfectly engineered but I've been on the hunt for an acceptable pair of Bluetooth completely wireless ear buds for over a year. Tried Jabras. Tried Bose Soundsports. Tried JBLs. Tried Samsungs. Tried about 5 others as well and every one of them got immediately returned. Nothing sounded right at all. 

Well, today as a gift I received the Monster Clarity 101 Airlinks and we finally have a winner. Solid but yet mostly comfortable fit, pairs quickly, great range, great on unit button touch controls, and most importantly the sound is fantastic. With a proper seal enough bass but not overwhelming and these by far give the best clarity of sound I've heard this side of some very high priced over the ear professional monitors. Hearing small intricacies and subtle notes. It's a Christmas miracle. 

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Bluetooth-Headphones-Earphones-Waterproof/dp/B07WJWVSHH/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=monster+earbuds&qid=1577085823&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExNjdNRUdSN1U3MzUzJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNDE1NjkxM01ZS0M4M0JGTjJWUyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMDA4NzQyMllNWDBBV0VOQjgxRiZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3Bob25lX3NlYXJjaF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl

 

Phone calls with either ear or in stereo?  Nice.  I use my left ear, Bose Soundsports fit perfect but are right ear only for phone calls.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,913]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Actually,I don’t think the one pictured got anyone. It was just the appetizer to the main course

They actually had three collapses.  1957, 1994 and 1999.  The first two didn't kill anyone.  The picture is from the 1994 collapse.

Edited December 23, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Lhorn 4,929]

Is the AK really that good? A-Team spent 5 years emptying magazines with those things and never hit a single person.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is the AK really that good? A-Team spent 5 years emptying magazines with those things and never hit a single person.

That's because the A-Team carried Ruger Mini-14's.

[Lhorn 4,929]

23 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

That's because the A-Team carried Ruger Mini-14's.

Facepalm..... can I least get partial credit for not calling it a "clip"

[Armybrat 40,857]

7 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

That's because the A-Team carried Ruger Mini-14's.

The early Mini-14s with their pencil barrels were not accurate over 100-150 yards when they heated up after a few rounds.and began to “vibrate”.

That fault was corrected when Ruger changed to heavier barrels. Early models can be improved without a barrel change by adding an Accustrut ($100+).

[RollLeft 5,045]

Lathed balls of steel.  100lbs+

[deadshank 24,653]

On 12/21/2019 at 7:03 PM, Armybrat said:

The very pregnant Mrs. Brat - Easter, 1968:

Did you ever figure out what caused the pregnancy?

[Armybrat 40,857]

Probably Scally.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

56 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Lathed balls of steel.  100lbs+

I've got two of those.

[Armybrat 40,857]

Mrs. Brat has both mine in her purse for safekeeping.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, Buffsoldier said:

I've got two of those.

And by 2 of those you mean your wife has 2 of those in the fridge ?

[InkaUtexas 26,021]

17 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is the AK really that good? A-Team spent 5 years emptying magazines with those things and never hit a single person.

And yes, yes they are for what they are designed to do. 

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

11 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And by 2 of those you mean your wife has 2 of those in the fridge ?

Divorced!  All mine, bitches!

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, Buffsoldier said:

Divorced!  All mine, bitches!

You actually got 'em back in the settlement ??  kudos sir.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You actually got 'em back in the settlement ??  kudos sir.

Like any woman, she tried to keep 50% of what wasn't hers.  But my lawyer refused to let me be a

[fattyflattie 4,638]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

The early Mini-14s with their pencil barrels were not accurate over 100-150 yards when they heated up after a few rounds.and began to “vibrate”.

True.  But not sure that’s why the A-team never hit anyone. 

[Armybrat 40,857]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

True.  But not sure that’s why the A-team never hit anyone. 

Dunno either.... I’m drawing a blank.

[immortal13 4,059]

On 12/23/2019 at 9:23 AM, Lobo said:

Too soon?  

I guess so....

[BERT 4,380]

Flesh Light

[RollLeft 5,045]

2 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Like any woman, she tried to keep 50% of what wasn't hers.  But my lawyer refused to let me be a

I don't write with anything smaller than 1.5mm.  

[Post Oak 20,254]

Red Wings Work Chukka in copper rough and tough. After you break them in of course.

Get better with age

 

Edited December 24, 2019 by Post Oak

[Post Oak 20,254]

Best house shoes ever.  Like a sleeping bag for your feet

 

 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Best house shoes ever.  Like a sleeping bag for your feet

 

 

So yer feet go to sleep when you slip 'em on ?  No thanks.

[Buzzrock 14,936]

Toaster ovens are pretty fucking spectacular. So are microwave ovens.

Toaster ovens employee perhaps the most perfect invention ever, the heating coil. Only loses a little energy to light and impedance. Otherwise does exactly what it’s meant to: turn electricity into heat.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,479]

The Maker's Mark dribbling down the back of my throat at this exact second.

[Homercles 10,206]

Kelly Johnson’s apogee, the habu (Sled Driver is available online in pdf, a quick read I highly recommend)   

With this a very close second (Apollo’s guidance computer)

 

Honorable mention...Alan Parsons apogee 

Edited December 25, 2019 by Homercles

[immortal13 4,059]

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Best house shoes ever.  Like a sleeping bag for your feet

 

 

I bet those smell

[Macanudo 12,999]

2 hours ago, immortal13 said:

I bet those smell

Like South Austin's Mom.

 

[Lhorn 4,929]

Toaster ovens employee perhaps the most perfect invention ever, the heating coil. Only loses a little energy to light and impedance. Otherwise does exactly what it’s meant to: turn electricity into heat.

Agree with the heating coil. Toaster ovens in the past heat unevenly. A real toaster makes better toast and a real oven works better at oven things. The introduction of toaster ovens with air frying / good convection capabilities could be a game changer. The future is bright for those who like Bagel Bites and Pizza rolls.

[Anton Chigurh 3,319]

70 series (non-US) Toyota Landcruisers.

 

Shit. Are you me? I will own an HZJ-73 someday.

[Deej 76,860]

On 12/22/2019 at 12:35 AM, tx 3 putt said:

the ak 47 is damn near perfect 

 

ill add :

Yep. Got one of those mops a few weeks ago. Really took the pain out of cleaning the floors.

[deadshank 24,653]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Yep. Got one of those mops a few weeks ago. Really took the pain out of cleaning the floors.

Your old lady said so?  Or you’re just gauging her reaction?

[otisdog 365]

On 12/20/2019 at 8:29 AM, Parliament said:

High-end hiking shoes like Solomon and such. Not boots, but SHOES. 
 

Worst fucking footwear i ever bought....falling apart in 3 weeks. seriously. Picked up a pair on non-US Vasque in Switzerland 3 years ago that are doing well. Bought 2 more pair for the future.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,976]

On 12/25/2019 at 12:29 AM, Lhorn said:

Agree with the heating coil. Toaster ovens in the past heat unevenly. A real toaster makes better toast and a real oven works better at oven things. The introduction of toaster ovens with air frying / good convection capabilities could be a game changer. The future is bright for those who like Bagel Bites and Pizza rolls.

If you want to be able to pull your bagel bites out and hold on to the pan for basically forever, order a pair of Honeywell North 51/7147 gloves. Even if it's a cast iron skillet, those babies work better than any of the lady mitts your wife bought.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

On 12/23/2019 at 2:50 PM, BearSchlong said:

Phone calls with either ear or in stereo?  Nice.  I use my left ear, Bose Soundsports fit perfect but are right ear only for phone calls.

Surprisingly I haven't used them for a phone call yet. They pair individually so I've used either side by itself when just wanting one in to listen to a game. That makes me think it'll work individually for calls but not 100 percent sure. 

The Bose were my second favorite and I almost kept those but at the price they were huge and uncomfortable and made me look like Shrek. The bass was a little too overpowered for what I was looking for too. I have Skullcandy crushers for when I want heavy bass so wanted more clarity in these.