What is your idea of perfectly engineered?

[gurt 811]

Mizuno MP-20s

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Hattori KD, perfection.

 

[Steel Shank 9,574]

I'm particularly impressed with the double-action.

[RDCanecutter 27,012]

15 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

My dad “bought” a Soviet made car when we lived in Berlin for the same burner reason, just to haul stuff- and by “bought” I mean traded an old portable Sony Walkman sized radio that he used for running which he got it in Japan for $6.

In the 90s I "sold" a Hyundai with a blown engine to a guy for a bottle of bourbon. I was going to just give it to him, but I had made the bottle of bourbon joke and he liked that, he wanted to be able to tell the story of buying a car for a bottle of bourbon. Still got a little hand-written sales receipt somewhere and photos of me clutching the bottle as he waves the keys.

I came out way ahead on that deal.

[Zone Read 301]

21 hours ago, next2naus said:

MY old Mossberg 500 pump action shot-gun. to coin an appropriate phrase, "takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

I bought mine in the early 80s, still looks brand new.

[Zone Read 301]

21 hours ago, MAROON said:

My son is an advertising sophomore at UT.  I sent him this and said if you ever come up with an ad as brilliant as this, I'll know my investment in you paid off.

[Parliament 14,647]

For its time.

For its time.

[washparkhorn 9,974]

Arc'teryx Dually Belay Jacket. 

Amazing warmth for something so light and packable. Warm in dry or wet. 

https://arcteryx.com/us/en/shop/mens/dually-belay-parka

 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Arc'teryx Dually Belay Jacket. 

Amazing warmth for something so light and packable. Warm in dry or wet. 

https://arcteryx.com/us/en/shop/mens/dually-belay-parka

 

I bought mine in Park city back in 94or 95, and my brother laughed at me for spending so much for a jacket. Still rocking it today, I've gotten my moneys worth out of it.

[washparkhorn 9,974]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

I bought mine in Park city back in 94or 95, and my brother laughed at me for spending so much for a jacket. Still rocking it today, I've gotten my moneys worth out of it.

I love mountains and hate cold. This belay jacket provides mountain bliss. Mine is 10 years old this winter. It has paid for itself over and over again. 

[Armybrat 41,569]

20 hours ago, Somnio said:

Meh - I paid $2,865 for my new Chevy Malibu V8 Coupe in 1967. Damn good ride and last of the well built GM cars.

[Bullneck 19,676]

On 12/20/2019 at 8:24 AM, tbone_ said:

Fender telecaster.

 

[tbone_ 14,521]

Meh - I paid $2,865 for my new Chevy Malibu V8 Coupe in 1967. Damn good ride and last of the well built GM cars.

Pics of 67 Malibu?

[Goredho 17,666]

I can’t really explain it, but I can tell you it’s going to be provided by the 2nd generation of sex bots.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Might be gen 8- but we’ll get there

Edited December 21, 2019 by Doc Reeves

[Player 4,620]

I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.

[Lhorn 5,112]

Meh - I paid $2,865 for my new Chevy Malibu V8 Coupe in 1967. Damn good ride and last of the well built GM cars.

Aww hell yeah! I’d contend that the other classic Chevelles thru 72 were great cars, but I’m partial to ‘67. Got a ‘67 Malibu convertible myself. Currently undergoing a frame-off in my garage.

[Armybrat 41,569]

Pics?

[Armybrat 41,569]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Pics of 67 Malibu?

The very pregnant Mrs. Brat - Easter, 1968:

[Somnio 751]

Mr. Brat, I say this with all due respect, and certainly do not wish to offend you, but I have to tell you Mrs. Brat is a beautiful woman!  Hubba-Hubba!

You're a lucky man!

[elfenix 34,839]

By Morio - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=10416897

[tbone_ 14,521]

Cool pic Brat.

[Parliament 14,647]

The very pregnant Mrs. Brat - Easter, 1968:

You convinced her your family was rich or what?

[tbone_ 14,521]

It was probably the Malibu that did it.

[Armybrat 41,569]

That was her mom’s big old house.
We bought the Malibu after I wrecked the new ‘67 GTO her mom had given her as a college graduation gift.

[tbone_ 14,521]

Wait. You replaced her GTO with a Malibu? You left out that little clarification.

And she stayed with you?

[bluto 5,000]

Mr. Brat, I say this with all due respect, and certainly do not wish to offend you, but I have to tell you Mrs. Brat is a beautiful woman!  Hubba-Hubba!
You're a lucky man!

Major league yabbos

[Gil Bang 26,319]

On 12/20/2019 at 3:19 PM, Somnio said:

CSB alert:

A good buddy of my dad had a wife that was bitching about wanting a new car.  He finally said "fine, we'll get you a new car".  One saturday morning, he says "OK, lets go car shopping".  They get in his car, and he drives her to the Yugo dealer.  She freaks the fuck out, of course, and reams his ass.  He says "fuck it, I'm done car shopping with you, we're going home".  

He had arranged for the new BMW to be delivered and parked in the driveway, and it was there when they got home, bow and all. 

[Gil Bang 26,319]

On 12/20/2019 at 4:28 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

Dp

Double Penetration?  

Well, I suppose that counts as engineering.  You've got to plan who goes where, after all. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

17 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

That was her mom’s big old house.
We bought the Malibu after I wrecked the new ‘67 GTO her mom had given her as a college graduation gift.

And she still married you ??!!

[Armybrat 41,569]

We were already hitched.

[Lhorn 5,112]

The brazier- two cups in the front, two loops in the back...... how does it do it?

[Paco 1,965]

CSB alert:
A good buddy of my dad had a wife that was bitching about wanting a new car.  He finally said "fine, we'll get you a new car".  One saturday morning, he says "OK, lets go car shopping".  They get in his car, and he drives her to the Yugo dealer.  She freaks the fuck out, of course, and reams his ass.  He says "fuck it, I'm done car shopping with you, we're going home".  
He had arranged for the new BMW to be delivered and parked in the driveway, and it was there when they got home, bow and all. 

She sounds like a cunt.

[Macanudo 13,380]

6 hours ago, Player said:

I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.

I've always liked those kind of high heels too.

[Lhorn 5,112]

12 hours ago, Zone Read said:

My son is an advertising sophomore at UT.  I sent him this and said if you ever come up with an ad as brilliant as this, I'll know my investment in you paid off.

To be fair, it's more about how perfect she is, rather than how creative the ad is.  Put Whoopi Goldberg in that ad and I'm like "Used Aston Martin?!  Fuck that, I've got an image to maintain"

 

Put a photo of that hot chick under ad copy that says "Dog Turds...It's what's for dinner," and I'm like "hmmm, I sure could go for some dog turds right now!"

Edited December 22, 2019 by Lhorn

[F250 29,276]

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 79,020]

the ak 47 is damn near perfect 

 

ill add :

[BigHorn'13 3,494]

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Double Penetration?  

Well, I suppose that counts as engineering.  You've got to plan who goes where, after all. 

I just stick little BigHorn'13 in one hole and use fingers (or perhaps a toy if the mrs. [no pics] is feeling frisky) in the other, but hey, you go on ahead with your bad self. 

[Beer Drinker 700]

AK

Glock 19

Benchmade 940

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

2 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

Glock 19

Oh boy. Here we go...

[Parliament 14,647]

World wars won by the Colt 45: all of them.
World wars won by the Glock 19: none of rhem.

In all seriousness, the Glock, if not a marvel of engineering, definitely changed handguns forever.

[deadshank 24,654]

An absolutley fantastic knife.  Great for skinning deer. 

 

 

Edited December 22, 2019 by deadshank

[BigHorn'13 3,494]

Don't get the hate for glocks, either. My 22 gen 4 is awesome. 

 

Getting away from guns, cheers to whomever came up with boxer briefs. Always hated the "duh dun ta dahs" and there's way too much freedom with boxers. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Don't get the hate for glocks, either. My 22 gen 4 is awesome. 

 

Getting away from guns, cheers to whomever came up with boxer briefs. Always hated the "duh dun ta dahs" and there's way too much freedom with boxers. 

Some of us enjoy getting our balls sucked whist having the shaft stroked by a hot blonde.  You keep the boys too close to the body throughout the day, they gonna get a bit tart.  Boxers may leave you vulnerable from time to time throughout the workday, but it keeps the crew far enough away to maintain freshness.  You bring 'em home, and voila...suckie fuckie time.  

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[Steel Shank 9,574]

[conVINCEd 21,478]

70 series (non-US) Toyota Landcruisers.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,724]

Wilson GST footballs

[Junior Miller 1,502]

I wouldn't say this is perfectly engineered but I've been on the hunt for an acceptable pair of Bluetooth completely wireless ear buds for over a year. Tried Jabras. Tried Bose Soundsports. Tried JBLs. Tried Samsungs. Tried about 5 others as well and every one of them got immediately returned. Nothing sounded right at all. 

Well, today as a gift I received the Monster Clarity 101 Airlinks and we finally have a winner. Solid but yet mostly comfortable fit, pairs quickly, great range, great on unit button touch controls, and most importantly the sound is fantastic. With a proper seal enough bass but not overwhelming and these by far give the best clarity of sound I've heard this side of some very high priced over the ear professional monitors. Hearing small intricacies and subtle notes. It's a Christmas miracle. 

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Bluetooth-Headphones-Earphones-Waterproof/dp/B07WJWVSHH/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=monster+earbuds&qid=1577085823&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExNjdNRUdSN1U3MzUzJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNDE1NjkxM01ZS0M4M0JGTjJWUyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMDA4NzQyMllNWDBBV0VOQjgxRiZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3Bob25lX3NlYXJjaF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl

 

[immortal13 4,059]

[Guest Lobo]

Too soon?