Switzer with the "Horns Up"

[Mapache 1117]

 

[closetojumping 62259]

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

[Gaffords 755]

Lots of domestic violence going on in Oklahoma tonight.

[David Dennison 18663]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

This is kinda where I am right now. However, a cool story and pic is a cool story and pic.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

That windbag can do any hand gesture he likes; however, it doesn't change the lying, cheating, or stealing in his past. I have nothing but contempt for him and his ilk.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

[South Austin 52166]

15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry

[slowly raises hand]

[TexasTroll 454]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Merry Christmas Charlie Brown  !!

[runthebone 7932]

Huh, there's a lot of demographic info in that "thank you."  You should have just wrapped a crowbar around that cocksucker's neck, Francisco.

[Armybrat 40751]

24 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Huh, there's a lot of demographic info in that "thank you."  You should have just wrapped a crowbar around that cocksucker's neck, Francisco.

DKR approves that message.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Francisco attended UT but didnt know who Barry Switzer is?

 

jfc Francisco, read a goddamn book or go to a game man

[Armybrat 40751]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Francisco attended UT but didnt know who Barry Switzer is?

 

jfc Francisco, read a goddamn book or go to a game man

Probably 50% - 60% of UT students have never attended a game.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

It gives me great comfort Francisco didn’t know who he was helping

[stork642 4498]

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Probably 50% - 60% of UT students have never attended a game.

Shut your whore mouth!  If what you say is true It explains why our society is going to shit.   

[Horn Draoi 254]

“Barry, can you put your head under the car and look to see if the jack is in the right place?”

[Tex Pete 20186]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

Francisco should have done the world a favor and pushed Barry info traffic.

Fuck Barry Switzer. Fuck OU. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

I’d drink with Tom, but only in hopes of him passing out so I could hang out with Michelle.

[Cajun 11675]

[RollLeft 5040]

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Maybe he played the long game and left the lug nuts loose.

[TexArcher 37538]

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot Barry.

I don't drink anymore, but yes to the other part.

[closetojumping 62259]

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

You say this every time Switzer comes up. You’re wrong every time. I’ve had plenty of fun with plenty of people. I don’t need a piece of shit in the middle of all of that to have a good time, and neither do most people that aren’t sooners. 

[tfoolry 8184]

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

He cracks me up. He was the perfect charismatic villain at the time. 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You say this every time Switzer comes up. You’re wrong every time. I’ve had plenty of fun with plenty of people. I don’t need a piece of shit in the middle of all of that to have a good time, and neither do most people that aren’t sooners. 

Listen I like you, but you don’t always have to be message board tough guy.  To be fair TxPete always is -  He wears it well.  

If you’re being honest, you’d have a blast w him. 

But I’m an asshole sooner, wtf do I know about honesty?

 

On a serious note, how do you attend UT and not know who Switzer is? 🙄

[kopp0e 1135]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Probably 50% - 60% of UT students have never attended a game.

Probably too young to "know of him", if watching a game or two on the tube... I've met Switzer, cool in my book...

[Armybrat 40751]

So was Billy Sol Estes.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Francisco attended UT but didnt know who Barry Switzer is?
 
jfc Francisco, read a goddamn book or go to a game man

everybody on here was sucking that cocksucking cheating ass alpo piece of shit Hayden Fry's dick. people need to learn some history. fuck him and fuck Switzer. two turds of the same feather.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Listen I like you, but you don’t always have to be message board tough guy.  To be fair TxPete always is -  He wears it well.  
If you’re being honest, you’d have a blast w him. 

But I’m an asshole sooner, wtf do I know about honesty?
 
On a serious note, how do you attend UT and not know who Switzer is?

naw. maybe if we wern't doing that shoot the shit thing. I'm not much into enemas and projectile shitting. So do yall dirt burglars shoot for distance or accuracy?

I might enjoy going to Pancho's with Barry to load the magazine as it were though. Raise The Flag! But I prefer to get rid of the resulting aggy in the normal fashion where you can just flush em on over to cloaca station.

[MAUFRAIS 6585]

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

Worlds best uncle, worlds worst dad.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

So Barry can’t change a flat tire?

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So Barry can’t change a flat tire?

Kings don’t change their own flat tires.  That’s what UT grads are for 😉

[El Squared 1793]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So Barry can’t change a flat tire?

It’s the unscrewing of things that confuses him and other gooners.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Such a flim-flam man.  Would praise the Lord, worship the devil, preach a gospel, fuck a goat...whatever it takes to get where he wants to be. 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

11 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Such a flim-flam man.  Would praise the Lord, worship the devil, preach a gospel, fuck a goat...whatever it takes to get where he wants to be. 

When you grow up a bootleggers boy that happens.  They were on equal footing as black folks.  Fuck the CR.  Let’s not go there.  

[BradInATX 9208]

23 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’d drink with Tom, but only in hopes of him passing out so I could hang out with Michelle.

Unlikely he'd pass out. He'd do a couple of rails, order a couple more jagr bombs, and put you under the table, bro.

Edited December 22, 2019 by BradInATX

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I've always kind of wondered what would happen if Hitler made a deathbed conversion to Christianity

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Kings don’t change their own flat tires.  That’s what UT grads are for

VERY RACIST

[anacardo 217]

On 12/20/2019 at 10:13 PM, closetojumping said:

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Love your enemies; bless those that curse you, and return good for ill.

[Sandman 3403]

18 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Kings don’t change their own flat tires.  That’s what UT grads are for 😉

CTD from the top fucking rope!