Cowboys @ Eagles: Division Title On The Line

[Jive Turkey 12598]

he's gonna miss this FG.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lol Dak fucking sucks. Futureman was right all along. You pay this guy 35mil a year and you cripple the franchise. 
 

And the shoulder isn’t an excuse. If it’s that bad, don’t fucking play. He just isn’t accurate at all, and hasn’t been for weeks now

Edited December 23, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[dcar00 14208]

what the fuck is that? stupid.

[C-Man 27227]

Forbath will miss.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Another stupid fucking call. Hail mary to a double teamed fucking receiver. Fuck you dak

[Nicole44 22060]

 No sense of urgency. Like we aren’t down by 11 with the division essentially on the line. Just keep bleeding clock and shit throws

[mdmost 43001]

Just 3 more FGs and you'll win this!

[Zavala 1384]

3rd and 4

Cooper, Zeke and Jarwin on the sidelines.

Deep bomb

Lulz

[DougO 5247]

Is Jesse Holly in the stadium by any chance? We need somebody that can make a clutch catch.

[dcar00 14208]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Is injured Dak really a better thrower than the backup QB? 

cooper rush is awful

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Tim Beck in the booth?  fuck this shit. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Well at least we have our kicker for next year

[Jhawk 1075]

Garrett looks completely impotent on the sideline. Cowboys have to be the most disappointing team in the league year in and year out. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Pederson is better than JG by a mile. He won a SB against the Pats with Foles. JG can’t even beat the Pats in the regular season. 
Fire this mofo! 

Yea this all day. No doubt he has some head scratching calls but Pederson has a SB in a relatively short HC career to this point. 

[dcar00 14208]

that play call is a fireable offense.  we need to be playing for a 1st down.

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Ackman seems resigned to cowboy fail. 

Yes. Honestly. 25 years of ass! 

[perfectchaos007 6642]

So we'll get a stop and then score a TD but fail on the 2 point conversion because thats how our season has gone

[Underdog 28633]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

3rd and 4

Cooper, Zeke and Jarwin on the sidelines.

Deep bomb

Lulz

Pete Carrol thinks this is good gameplanning. 

[ButtFumble 5179]

Just now, mdmost said:

Just 3 more FGs and you'll win this!

the sad thing is the NFL is set up for that.....it is the National Fieldgoal League

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Yayyy another field goal. Fuck Jason Garrett and the Jones

[Tired Horn 738]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Is injured Dak really a better thrower than the backup QB? 

Yes.

[dcar00 14208]

Just now, Errestaurants said:

Yea this all day. No doubt he has some head scratching calls but Pederson has a SB in a relatively short HC career to this point. 

he's been forced into an average QB and has a ton of injuries this year.  my guess is he'd be beating the shit out of Garret if they switched sidelines.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

2 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

Garrett looks completely impotent on the sideline. Cowboys have to be the most disappointing team in the league year in and year out. 

If the Cowboys lose I can skip next week's game and I never have to look at that deer-in-the-headlights, shit-eating-grin expression ever again

[DougO 5247]

Cowboys and fecals both lose next week. Fecals go on to win the Superbowl, because that's the way NFL and Satan go.

[Underdog 28633]

So Dallas loses today, wins next week and Eagles lose next week, Dallas still wins the Division, right? 

[ButtFumble 5179]

how do you wiff on that sack

[Nicole44 22060]

These Eagles always seem to turn it on when it matters. They are too injured to do anything in the postseason but they know they want to be in it. 
we seem to want to go home and smoke weed and fuck around. In the off-season. 

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Nice push off by goeddert

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

So we'll get a stop and then score a TD but fail on the 2 point conversion because thats how our season has gone

Yeah, right.

[DougO 5247]

Wow, and adjustment by a receiver in a clutch situation.

[Deej 76791]

5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

You pay this guy 35mil a year and you cripple the franchise. 

Franchise is crippled as long as Jerry owns it.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Just now, Underdog said:

So Dallas loses today, wins next week and Eagles lose next week, Dallas still wins the Division, right? 

Think so - division record

[Drew 2408]

I’ll say what I said in the first. Fire Garrett now. 4th and 4 or less twice. Around the Eagles 30 yard line. Kicking FGs is a strait Bitch movie.

 

Especially at this point. A FG only got you to within 8. You’d have to get a TD(looks like that’s not happening) and a 2pt conversion. Such a pussy head coach.

 

Now watch Pederson go for it on 4th down every time they need to to win the game.

 

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Just now, tjhooker said:

Heath fucking sucks. Turn the fuck around. 

The similarities between the Longhorns and Cowboys this season are numerous 

[Nicole44 22060]

There are Eagles from the actual practice squad out there for fucks sake

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Almost a big turnover 

[Nicole44 22060]

I’d take Pederson over JG in a heartbeat. Most HCs in the league would kill yo have our roster in the postseason. We can’t even get consistent first downs. 

[DougO 5247]

Cooper last 6 games, 40 targets, 20 catches. two games over 38 yards. It ain't all Dak.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Franchise is crippled as long as Jerry owns it.

There it is. 

Stop caring. Perpetually 8-8.

[ButtFumble 5179]

that was one of the shittiest offensive drives in recent history even with that 8 yard run on the sack wiff

[NowThis 931]

a franchise QB is hard to find .

 

Damn, yet another bad throw.  A sure TD!!

[Nicole44 22060]

Omg

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Wide fucking open

 

Dak's gonna throw a pic this drive

[StruggleBus 3922]

Lol. Dak misses Austin for an easy td

[Jive Turkey 12598]

Futureman is right.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

God damnit. That was a TD.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Missed a TD

[Underdog 28633]

Good Lord, Dak.  Pretend that's UK or Vandy out there. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Hopefully Dak’s shoulder isn’t 100% because he looks awful

[dcar00 14208]

just horrible.  Dak is fucking awful this game.