MNF - Vikings vs Packers

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

No Dalvin Cook but Skol Vikings! Beat Aaron Rodgers in his gaping vagina.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

Brian Robison just sounded the Gjallarhorn! Fuck yeah.

[Underdog 29,262]

Need about 16pts from Vikings D to win FFL Finals.  A repeat of last week will do. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

Vikes force a fumble on GB's first series!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,988]

Fuck Green Bay!

[Underdog 29,262]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Need about 16pts from Vikings D to win FFL Finals.  A repeat of last week will do. 

 

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Vikes force a fumble on GB's first series!

Atta, baby.  Keep it up. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

That MNF pic of Rodgers is looking extra pornstachee, like he plays for the Midnight Cowboys.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,988]

Fuck Green Bay!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

Not a catch.

[tbone_ 14,514]

Happening thread

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

@Underdog, that's the 3rd turnover by the Vikes in the 1st half. They're doing their part.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,988]

fuck green bay!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,988]

LMFAO cousins 

[Topper13 3,651]

Fucking Cousins

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

WTF Vikes? Trick play on 3rd and medium that Diggs overthrows, then a blown 4th down pass attempt? 

Seriously missing Cooks and Alexander tonight. Vikes need to control the game clock & they're giving Rodgers too many chances.

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Fumble!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

That's a fumble and recovery by the Vikes. @Underdog is living right.

[Bullneck 19,640]

GB has what, 3 turnovers now?  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,988]

yeesh..this shit should be about 24-6 right now.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

Fuck. GB recovered the fumble. MN doing its best to blow this.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Field goals win championships....

Edited December 24, 2019 by clapclapclap

[TexasHooch 5,287]

Are delay of games just not a thing for the Packers? That was the 2nd time the ball was snapped at 0.

And Booger is unlistenable. Why does he have a job?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Halftime highlights are where Chris Berman is still good.  Screw the haters.  Just wish it were longer so they could show more than 1 play per game.

Also, those Broncos uniforms yesterday were atrocious.

Also, also, Linda Cohn needs to start dressing like the grandma she now is, stop pretending to be some hot 20 or 30 something.  She's pretty gross in a lot of these commercials now. 

Edited December 24, 2019 by clapclapclap
It's ok to get old, but please do so gracefully.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

There's nobody on earth being paid more money than TJ to do these bits with Berman. He doesn't say 50 words in 3 minutes. Brilliant.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

"Rudolph committed to staying in Minnesota."

To be fair, it's easier for Rudolph to adapt to MN winters.

Edited December 24, 2019 by clapclapclap

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,543]

Goddammit, Vikes. Stefanski and Zimmer are making a mess of this game. Second time on 3rd and mid you go to a trick play that doesn't work. The defense is gassed. GB is about to go on a clock chewing drive for points. Fuck.

[BradInATX 9,208]

Vikings, Y'all owe us for pulling that stupid ass miracle catch in 2017, then going to Philadelphia and getting embarassed.

So of course Cousins will choke in supremely embarrassing fashion on national TV, as is tradition.

[Vito Andolini 9,465]

Cousins gets paid how much to be this mediocre? (Mediocre is being generous.)

[clapclapclap 9,000]

The Okie State of the NFC North.

[Vito Andolini 9,465]

The player taunting the defense on the TD run is just a “humble kid,” according to Booger.

[Vic Mackey 48,075]

Lmao. Typical Cousins.

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

47 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Cousins gets paid how much to be this mediocre? (Mediocre is being generous.)

Yeah, 4 YPA doesn’t even rise to the level of mediocre. He’s such a shit QB against any team with a pulse. 

[UpperWestside 6,286]

I work with a semi-functional moron who roots for the Vikings. He runs his mouth all the time about them. I tell him everytime he gets on a shit-talking spree that Kirk Cousins is his QB and they will fail because of that. Cannot wait to see this guy tomorrow. 

[UpperWestside 6,286]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Goddammit, Vikes. Stefanski and Zimmer are making a mess of this game. Second time on 3rd and mid you go to a trick play that doesn't work. The defense is gassed. GB is about to go on a clock chewing drive for points. Fuck.

If your rant does not begin with blaming Cousins you are knowingly doing it wrong.

[Bullneck 19,640]

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

Are delay of games just not a thing for the Packers? That was the 2nd time the ball was snapped at 0.

And Booger is unlistenable. Why does he have a job?

Is that the guy's name?  I had to turn the sound down.

 

[Vic Mackey 48,075]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, 4 YPA doesn’t even rise to the level of mediocre. He’s such a shit QB against any team with a pulse. 

He looked like a god damn all pro when he played Dallas' shit defense. Then again, they made bums like Sam Darnold and Trubisky look like all pros as well.

Vikings have a solid team across the board. I don't get why they thought Cousins was the guy to come in and get them to the next level. Especially paying him what they did. Coaching and QB are their downfall.

I'm not sure they have any shot to win a playoff game this year. They will be the 6 seed. The 3 seed in the NFC is going to be a damn good team. Has Cousins ever beaten a good team in his career?

[Pimphand 6,403]

Goff would like a word with you Vic

[Underdog 29,262]

GDit!