Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity

[futureman 22510]

1 hour ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

2nd winningest QB over the past 4 years "still couldn't win".   

8-8

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

24 minutes ago, futureman said:

8-8

In 2020 we’re still attaching team accomplishments to individual players

[futureman 22510]

with every possible advantage he’s still an 8-win quarterback.  period.  at his absolute best he is an average professional at his position. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

with every possible advantage he’s still an 8-win quarterback.  period.  at his absolute best he is an average professional at his position. 

What advantages are you talking about dude?

Edited April 11, 2020 by A’Dam Psycho

[futureman 22510]

arguably best RB in football.  elite rushing game.  elite OL.  elite receiver talent.  

andy dalton could lead this team to more than one playoff win in four years.  hell, we’d have won more games starting mark sanchez the last four years.  there isn’t a bigger fraud in football than rayne prescott.  plus he’s a total moron.  

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

arguably best RB in football.  elite rushing game.  elite OL.  elite receiver talent.  

andy dalton could lead this team to more than one playoff win in four years.  hell, we’d have won more games starting mark sanchez the last four years.  there isn’t a bigger fraud in football than rayne prescott.  plus he’s a total moron.  

L O L

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

arguably best RB in football.  elite rushing game.  elite OL.  elite receiver talent.  

andy dalton could lead this team to more than one playoff win in four years.  hell, we’d have won more games starting mark sanchez the last four years.  there isn’t a bigger fraud in football than rayne prescott.  plus he’s a total moron.  

Did you watch Dak last year or are you trolling?

[futureman 22510]

50 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Did you watch Dak last year or are you trolling?

I watched dak get dominated by mitch trubisky and also lose to the jets. and put up lots of garbage time stats while shitting the bed when it counted.  I watched him fail to lead his team to the playoffs in one of the worst divisions of the last 10 years.  did you watch any games last year?  do you understand football? 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

I watched dak get dominated by mitch trubisky and also lose to the jets. and put up lots of garbage time stats while shitting the bed when it counted.  I watched him fail to lead his team to the playoffs in one of the worst divisions of the last 10 years.  did you watch any games last year?  do you understand football? 

 Dak was 4th in the league in passing yds when the game was within 10 leading or trailing.

Dak had the 4th highest QBR in the league last year. 30 TDs and 11 Ints.

if you think Dak was the reason we lost games last year more than the shitty defense and Zeke disappearing in games, then you’re pretty much retarded

 

 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

On 4/6/2020 at 3:30 PM, Hate said:

You mean like Jimmy G who was traded for a mid round 2nd? The Jimmy G who has already won more playoff games than Dak? Or Josh Rosen who was traded for a the last pick in the second round and a 5th round pick? I’ll give you that one if you really want to claim it. I would rather have Dak than Rosen.

You think Jimmy G was the biggest reason the Niners made the SB last year?

[futureman 22510]

6 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

 Dak was 4th in the league in passing yds when the game was within 10 leading or trailing.

Dak had the 4th highest QBR in the league last year. 30 TDs and 11 Ints.

if you think Dak was the reason we lost games last year more than the shitty defense and Zeke disappearing in games, then you’re pretty much retarded

wow.  sounds like you spend most of your time in the kitchen while your husband watches the football.  I’m old fashioned though so I like a woman who knows her place. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

wow.  sounds like you spend most of your time in the kitchen while your husband watches the football.  I’m old fashioned though so I like a woman who knows her place. 

So basically you have no retort?

 

cool story bro!

[Hate 20128]

Junior Miller, that you?

[futureman 22510]

4 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

So basically you have no retort?

 

cool story bro!

I can’t respond to someone that lacks a basic understanding of the game.  clearly you have never played football or even been around it in any real capacity.  you look at a spreadsheet on a website and then say “see, dak is really good,” like a woman would.  I’ve got no problem with women so I’ll leave you alone. 

[Iceman 2722]

7 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

You think Jimmy G was the biggest reason the Niners made the SB last year?

His play damned sure was a contributing factor in their losing it.

[Pam Cummings 9647]

22 hours ago, 'stache said:

Because QB is the hardest position in professional sports, and very few are able to be elite or even really good. Of course DC's scheme for the QB they are up against, but somebody said no DC ever "fears" going up against Dak.  Yet, well over half of the defenses he's faced have lost to him (his career record is 40-24 according to the internet). Just as he didn't win all those game by himself, he didn't lose thost 24 games by himself either. My point is, if a DC goes into the week worried about only the QB, that is a weak ass attitude. The concern should be the entirety of the offense. Sure, with a good QB, you have to pay special attention to certain areas, but you don't "fear" the team solely because of who is QBing.

This is the problem right here. We seem to have some retards here that think Patrick Mahomeses grow on trees.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I can’t respond to someone that lacks a basic understanding of the game.  clearly you have never played football or even been around it in any real capacity.  you look at a spreadsheet on a website and then say “see, dak is really good,” like a woman would.  I’ve got no problem with women so I’ll leave you alone. 

You just called our OLine and running game elite. You can’t make an argument against Dak without using team W/L records. If you honestly think Dak was the reason we went 8-8 last year than cool story

[futureman 22510]

say hello to your husband for me. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

45 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

You just called our OLine and running game elite. You can’t make an argument against Dak without using team W/L records. If you honestly think Dak was the reason we went 8-8 last year than cool story

Dak isn’t the reason we went 8-8. We went 8-8 because we didn’t properly evaluate our team, our defense regressed, and our special teams was atrocious. But when you’re asking to be THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE, I don’t know, maybe show a little bit more consistency. Or, have a little self awareness and accept the fair contract that has already been offered to you according to multiple publications. Is that last part so hard for the “pay Dak whatever the hell he wants” crowd to understand? The only rebuttal is “it doesn’t work like that. He’s proven he might make the leap to being elite so you have to pay him literally whatever the hell he wants, and then pay him again 3 years later.” 
 

When exactly should we have paid Dak, and at what cost? And when exactly would he have been willing to accept that? Unless we paid him right at the end of year 2 where he looked like dog shit (because of no #1 wr and no Zeke), or right in the middle of year 3 where he looked like dog shit because of no #1 wr, he was never going to accept an extension. He was always going to milk this for every last dollar. And that’s the only problem in this entire situation. Not with Dak, the above average starting qb. Dak as a player is fine. 

Edited April 11, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[LTtxfan 49318]

Thx for this Tweet @satyanash  

Not a fan of Dallas selecting Chaisson with the 17th pick, but I am biased on my feelings towards K'Lavon...

[Drew 2500]

18 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

What advantages are you talking about dude?

He think the OL is still elite, that Zeke, in 2020, as good as he is, is some super weapon when everyone else in the league is going away from a single back dominated offense.

18 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

L O L

Yeah, glad you find that funny as well.

18 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Did you watch Dak last year or are you trolling?

New to the thread? Of course he's trolling.  Except he's trolled so much now, made such stupid outlandish claims, that he's backed into a corner now...or worse, actually believes it.

[Jive Turkey 12630]

 

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[futureman 22510]

told y’all he’s a fuckin mental midget.  you don’t see russell wilson partying right now.

you don’t give retards $100MM guaranteed.  

[Deej 76858]

We're giving the other mental midget in that video big money.

Edited April 11, 2020 by Deej

[futureman 22510]

that contract is awful but it's fine for your running back to be an idiot.  not your potential franchise quarterback, though.

but we need not worry.  dak will be on his knees begging jerry for $25MM/year after we miss the playoffs again this fall.

[Vic Mackey 47091]

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

told y’all he’s a fuckin mental midget.  you don’t see russell wilson partying right now.

you don’t give retards $100MM guaranteed.  f

That's because Russell Wilson's wife has him by the balls and doesn't allow him to do shit while he raises Future's kid like the beta cornball he is. He isn't allowed to do anything she doesn't like.

Edited April 11, 2020 by Vic Mackey

[Landomatic 3813]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's because Russell Wilson's wife has him by the balls and doesn't allow him to do shit while he raises Future's kid like the beta cornball he is. He isn't allowed to do anything she doesn't like.

Okay how about the other 30 starting quarter backs in the league who can manage to follow some basic fucking rules of society?

[futureman 22510]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's because Russell Wilson's wife has him by the balls and doesn't allow him to do shit while he raises Future's kid like the beta cornball he is. He isn't allowed to do anything she doesn't like.

I put a baby in Ciara?  oh hell yeah I’ll take that. 

[C-Man 27239]

5 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Dak isn’t the reason we went 8-8. We went 8-8 because we didn’t properly evaluate our team, our defense regressed, and our special teams was atrocious. But when you’re asking to be THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE, I don’t know, maybe show a little bit more consistency. Or, have a little self awareness and accept the fair contract that has already been offered to you according to multiple publications. Is that last part so hard for the “pay Dak whatever the hell he wants” crowd to understand? The only rebuttal is “it doesn’t work like that. He’s proven he might make the leap to being elite so you have to pay him literally whatever the hell he wants, and then pay him again 3 years later.” 
 

When exactly should we have paid Dak, and at what cost? And when exactly would he have been willing to accept that? Unless we paid him right at the end of year 2 where he looked like dog shit (because of no #1 wr and no Zeke), or right in the middle of year 3 where he looked like dog shit because of no #1 wr, he was never going to accept an extension. He was always going to milk this for every last dollar. And that’s the only problem in this entire situation. Not with Dak, the above average starting qb. Dak as a player is fine. 

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thx for this Tweet @satyanash  

Not a fan of Dallas selecting Chaisson with the 17th pick, but I am biased on my feelings towards K'Lavon...

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[DougO 5253]

I'm sure Zeke put a mask on and use some hand sanitizer before he grabbed them titties.

[Hate 20128]

That's even dumber than Romo and Witten going to Cabo during the bye week.  That's next level stupid.  It's dumb enough to do it, but to allow posts from the event to happen??  Zeke and Dak are taking idiocy to a HOF level there. 

[Iceman 2722]

Zeke never has struck me as a "street smart" /common sense kind of guy.

[futureman 22510]

15 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Zeke never has struck me as a "street smart" /common sense kind of guy.

again, he’s a running back.  he can be as dumb as he wants.  but it’s not ok for the quarterback.  add in that you’re a quarterback without a contract.  it absolutely is next level stupidity.  dak thinks he’s a superstar and he can’t even get his team to the playoffs.  he might be the dumbest motherfucker taking snaps in all of football. 

[Iceman 2722]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

again, he’s a running back.  he can be as dumb as he wants.  but it’s not ok for the quarterback.  add in that you’re a quarterback without a contract.  it absolutely is next level stupidity.  dak thinks he’s a superstar and he can’t even get his team to the playoffs.  he might be the dumbest motherfucker taking snaps in all of football. 

Wrong.

[futureman 22510]

no, colonel sanders, you’re wrong.  baker is a fucking whale of a douchebag but he isn’t stupid. 

[futureman 22510]

dak is stupid.  he talks fast like a crackhead and he’s a huge fucking moron.  just low-rent louisiana DNA.  too dumb to quarterback america’s team. 

[markstanco 12586]

So what you are saying is you dont like Dak?

[futureman 22510]

it’s not that I don’t like dak.  it’s just been too goddamn long since the cowboys had a realistic shot at a super bowl and I don’t want to lock in to another decade of failure by making this dipshit the highest paid player in the history of the game.  we should’ve won #6 in 2016 but that dumb cunt took that from us.  now he wants to take our future.  well, I don’t like it.  because I love america‘s team and I’m a patriot.  

[Hate 20128]

It's hard to argue with that unless you hate the United States of America.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

What a bad look by Dak

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Im fine with Dak at the right price.  All we're committed to is the tag at this  point.  I'll be pretty dissapointed if they don't draft a QB.  Cooper Rush gives them 0 leverage.  Gimme Jalen Hurts!

[Hate 20128]

Wait, you want them to draft Hurts?? To play QB in a couple of years if we move on from Dak?

[Viper 12109]

On 4/11/2020 at 8:52 PM, Iceman said:

Wrong.

I believe you meant to say "Baker Mayfield says don't you forget about me."

[Catdaddyhorn 3447]

 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

10 hours ago, Hate said:

Wait, you want them to draft Hurts?? To play QB in a couple of years if we move on from Dak?

Yeah, I want him.

[jeevsie 3737]

<Pushes button to return to thread when Dak talk is over>

I applaud you people who have tried draft talk.

[futureman 22510]

Just now, jeevsie said:

I applaud you people who have tried draft talk.

who would you take at 17?

[C-Man 27239]

Im fine with Dak at the right price.  All we're committed to is the tag at this  point.  I'll be pretty dissapointed if they don't draft a QB.  Cooper Rush gives them 0 leverage.  Gimme Jalen Hurts!

I like Hurts — as a career backup.

[Hate 20128]

Some team might take a chance on him becoming another Lamar Jackson, but I don’t think he is athletic enough to do it like LJ. He’s not quick enough and I’m not sure he could stand up to the hits he would take. Some team might want to try to use him like the Saints are using Hill and that would make a lot of sense. I just don’t see him being an every day starting QB in the NFL. If he lands on the right team, he may be able to carve out a nice career though...IMO.