Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity

[markstanco 12607]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Cant say that I do.  300 pound dude in the speedo and viking hat always cracked me up.  I tried to get as close as I could to the guy with the 40ish foot boat with the stripper pole on the back. 

Found a pic of the dude in my pic files:

 

This chick was in there too, and felt obligated to share:

[futureman 22542]

cannons!

[Beau Vine 54416]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

so, with the best RB in the league, all that was separating us from having the best receiving corps in all of football was one rookie receiver and Garrett still couldn’t win more than 8 games.  I get that right?

fify

[RPM 26352]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I still think we should get dez.  bet he’d sign  a vet minimum prove-it contract and could be a situational red-zone target.  worth every penny. 

Have you forgotten about his hands turning to stone?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Alright, lets get a run of wrs. Plenty of good defenders on the board.

[Deej 76903]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

she was very passionate about her job. 

Yeah, but it always brought the mood down when she'd start talking about what a miserable asshole her son was. 

[Landomatic 3813]

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Alright, lets get a run of wrs. Plenty of good defenders on the board.

Off to a good start so far.

[Drew 2518]

InB4 someone cries about Dallas not trading you for “insert DB”.

Just sit and wait. One of those guys or the DL guys will make it to you.

[Drew 2518]

Off to a good start so far.

Mims going soon too. Probably another RB or 2 as well. It all helps.

[futureman 22542]

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, but it always brought the mood down when she'd start talking about what a miserable asshole her son was. 

yeah my brother is a real prick.  

[Trey3216 15355]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

my sweet mother has been dead for years you sick, sadistic fuck. 

So the slot’s a little larger these days, eh?

[Drew 2518]

10 picks away. Lots of guys left. Several DBs that we should be happy are still there.

[Drew 2518]

The cowboys are going with a DL guy aren’t they?

We all expect a DB.

[kingkoopa6 8377]

DB PLEASE

 

or OT

Edited April 25, 2020 by kingkoopa6
or OT

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Probably not getting a saftey at this point. Focus on corner and DE

[Drew 2518]

Fulton and Diggs at CB are the guys left that people think the boys were in on.

Lots of DL guys left though.

[Drew 2518]

Did Seattle just trade you to take Diggs? Perfect guy for them. Ugh.

 

Or not. Diggs still there.

 

Don’t screw this up Jerry.

[Drew 2518]

So Diggs. Fulton. Braun the pass rusher.

All still there.

[futureman 22542]

shut the fuck up, drew. goddamn. 

[Patrick Bateman 3927]

Diggs or Baun?  After Johnson off the board, those two seem like the most logical choices..... Wait, who just got hurt and will miss the season?  We'll take that guy.

[Drew 2518]

Yes Diggs!!!

Saw several mocks with Diggs to Dallas at 17.

Makes yesterday’s pick even better.

[LTtxfan 49348]

Please NOT Jordan Elliott for Cowboys at #51 pick🙏

[Drew 2518]

Perfect draft so far. Both were best player available(according to sources) and needs too.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lets. Fucking. Go

[TonyTexas 10525]

shut the fuck up, drew. goddamn. 

Lulz. Here’s Drew

[kingkoopa6 8377]

noice!

[Gucci_Suit 2656]

Not bad at all

[Viper 12112]

Hurtz to Philly. Lol

Edited April 25, 2020 by Viper

[Drew 2518]

Lulz. Here’s Drew

Don’t quote that idiot. Got him on ignore for a reason. Fucker brings nothing to the thread as that damn post shows.

I’m at least commenting on what’s actually happening in the draft.

[DougO 5256]

Does drafting Hurts clinch the annual offseason championship for the fecals again?

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

lol holy shit. It'll be interesting to see how Doug Pederson uses Hurts. He's going to have a taysom hill package. 

[futureman 22542]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

Hutz to Philly. Lol

Lionel?

[Drew 2518]

Hutz to Philly. Lol

Can’t wait for the spin. Oh he’s just “like taysom hill” for Philly.

 

Not because they’re scared of Wentz health.

['stache 21860]

Liked our pick, and love the iggles wasting theirs on Hurts, lulz.

[taybo20 2878]

This draft has been great for Dallas so far

[Gucci_Suit 2656]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Liked our pick, and love the iggles wasting theirs on Hurts, lulz.

Exactly

[Hate 20144]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Liked our pick, and love the iggles wasting theirs on Hurts, lulz.

 

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

Hurtz to Philly. Lol

This was my first reaction too.  I could see them doing some pretty interesting things with him, but they have some needs other than a "flex" position.  It's not like they were great last year. 

[Beau Vine 54416]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

This draft has been great for Dallas so far

Yes, WTF is going on?

['stache 21860]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

 

This was my first reaction too.  I could see them doing some pretty interesting things with him, but they have some needs other than a "flex" position.  It's not like they were great last year. 

(1) He's not an NFL QB in skill, (2) even if he could develop over time he'll be thrown in way too soon because Wentz is made of glass, (3) fuck philly.

[DougO 5256]

37 minutes ago, Drew said:

Fulton and Diggs at CB are the guys left that people think the boys were in on.

Lots of DL guys left though.

I like the picks a lot. The guy they got in the second was at least as good, maybe better, than the guy they would have taken at 17 for biggest need had they not had the good sense to pick Lamb.

[Voldemort86 2259]

4 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

This draft has been great for Dallas so far

I wonder how much worse it would’ve been if Ginger was still here.

 

ivy league fuckwad was worthless.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

I wonder how much worse it would’ve been if Ginger was still here.

 

ivy league fuckwad was worthless.

I honestly don't even think ginger could've fucked this one up. doesn't take a rocket scientist to know you take Lamb and Diggs with those picks. Almost makes you wonder if we're missing something. How was it that easy?

[Newy25 7703]

8 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

This draft has been great for Dallas so far

It’s really hard to believe, isn’t it? 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

 

[Patrick Bateman 3927]

Diggs is a good ST guy too.  Came in as a WR so should have some ball skills.  Needs to be more consistent but has all the tools to be a nice starter in the league.

 

['stache 21860]

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

Looks fast as hell. Will he be allowed to return kicks? I can't remember the last time we had someone who could return a kick worth a shit.

[Drew 2518]

It’s really hard to believe, isn’t it? 

I mean not really. They had a good run from 13-16.

They messed up on Taco obviously and probably last years 2nd rounder. But those are the only glaring mistakes the last 7-8 years really.(Mo was before that I think)

They keep losing players because they keep drafting pretty well overall and the players price themselves out.

[Bone3421 716]

Looks fast as hell. Will he be allowed to return kicks? I can't remember the last time we had someone who could return a kick worth a shit.

Harris?

[markstanco 12607]

Looks fast as hell. Will he be allowed to return kicks? I can't remember the last time we had someone who could return a kick worth a shit.

All rookies return kicks.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Eagles Message boards right now:

 

direct quote.

”Last night I was told you don’t give up pick 53 to trade up and draft CeeDee Lamb, and now you’re going to sell me on a qb2 gadget player at 53? And the cowboys have gotten BPA two rounds in a row? Gotcha.”